I'm still waiting to hear back from my new shooter on the exact date and time for my first "Pied in Public" adventure, but it's either going to be tomorrow or Wednesday. I can't wait! I keep wondering what people's reactions are going to be when t...

......pation! I'm having all kinds of logistical trouble organizing my first "Pied in Public" shoot. It's making me nuts, because I'm dying to try this but I want to make sure it's done right. You don't get more than one take for something like th...

Anyone else enjoy getting wet in a uniform or who has any decent storylines to enact?

So, remember just before Christmas how excited i was about having a new paid job, then how gutted i was when i lost it due to cut backs.. WELL TODAY...I GOT CALLED BACK! I start Wednesday XD I know no one cares, but i thought id just tell ev...

This time next week I will be getting messy at candy custards place with Hanna. I cant wait. Will be the first time i have got messy with someone else. Going to have so much fun. We are both going to be wearing sweat suits. we are going to fill th...

Most of my messy adventures so far have been with sweet stuff. Pies, cakes, chocolate, whipped cream. But I like to try new things, so tonight I shot my first savory/condiment scene. I dressed casual, in a white shirt, denim shorts, and white wedge-h...

Off to watch the welsh play scotland next weekend at the 6 nations so hoping the snow buggers off before then! Have to say the welshies will be getting our support all the way... much to the disgust of My scottish housemate. As you can imagine she w...

Well, here we are, February '12 and what's in store for MessyJojo???? After fighting off various demons in the guise of depression, I now feel ready to pick up where I left off last year. We seem to have had moderate success with BBwam, but where do...

So after way too much delay and hassles and assorted BS, I'm finally set for my first Pied in Public shoot tomorrow afternoon. I enlisted the help of a sexy Asian girlfriend to wield the pie. It will be her first time shooting messy vids so I hope yo...

Yes I am blowing My own trumpet! In the early hours of this morning I was crowned Club Rub's Miss Domme 2012... YAY to Me! I had an utterly fabulous night at the steampunk and tartan themed event in London and had great fun being Domme to both My...

I was hoping to be shooting again but that's not happening any time soon. I haven't been on this site much recently since it's gotten depressing for me to see fun things that I can't do. I may or may not be around much for the next few months. Things...

Pie 2- French maid Blue eyes had shared with me that a French maid pieing was one of his number one fantasies. After enjoying my first pie so much I immediately hopped to, looking for a sexy French maid uniform online! I found the perfect one al...

I've been treating myself to cheap suits off of ebay to save ruining my good suit. I've had some real bargains and some very good quality suits too. I only buy slim fit, 2 button suits. its great fun knowing that I can enjoy, ruin and cum over them w...

Blue Eyes has been out of town the past week, and as anyone following this "diary" knows, it's been a little difficult on my raging hormones!! My two "selfie pie" sessions seemed to only make my longing for a pie delivered from him worse! I did love...

Hi All... Just a first post of, what I hope to be, a regular amount. Looking to do a cake frosting messy this week with Reed. Reed's Shave cream video was her first ever and she seemed to have a good time. She contacted me again asking for mor...

OK, so this is a quick piece about what happens at a splunch, for my friends who have never been and don't know what to expect. Plus I'll also throw in my travelling adventures and take on folk I've met at these events. So, without further ado, pleas...

Hi there, me again! So many times when I get mails or go to chat rooms I get asked the same question time after time. To keep myself from repeating myself more times than the BBC (bless 'em) I have decided to do a quick FAQ type blog about how I got...

I cant believe that its been just over six months since I last got messy, I finally got some ftee time this weekend and wouldnt you know it I just cant decide what to mess myself up with. My favourite is shaving foam but I think ive done that too man...

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As a new member to UMD I thought this was a great opportunity for you all to get to know Marielle and I through the blogs section of our profiles. Are we genuine lovers of WAM... Yes We both are....... Why start a blog here ..... Because we...

Yesterday we did a new custom Messy scene with Kaylee. Kaylee had not been in for a while but she is a favorite of a client of ours and so we lured her back. Scene looked great with a mixture of Cake frosting, Marshmallow fluff and flour.

I promise to get wet and sudsy at a car wash this summer with something cute on. Like a black soft shell rain jacket and jeans, maybe barefoot, I dunno!

This could be called a late new years resolution. One rule i had on here was only speaking to people with face pictures, not because i think you are fake, its just, i cant stand taking to a "?"... But, as i grow, i want to change how i look at li...

Hello everyone out there in messyland, I wanted to tap this out to y'all and thank everyone who helped me to become umd's wammer of the day! I look forward to creating and sharing new content with y'all and I appreciate the warm welcome I have receiv...

After giving it some thought for the last few weeks I have decided to slink off into the night. I know im not a prolific poster of pictures etc but over the last few years have become good friends with some people from on here. In the last few mont...