Hii! The weather's perfect in Florida and I live literally a 2 minute walk from a ton of super discreet mud spots, so I'm offering cheap customs on all mud shoots all Spring and Summer! Here are the rates I'm offering: $40 / 5min Softcore Solo Cl...

Hello beautiful people! After lurking here off and on for many many years, I have decided it is time to dive in with both feet! Into the messy end at least :-) Consider this my introduction. Living Unapologetically: Embracing the Mess, the Kink, a...

What on earth should I wear when I'm pied into oblivion? I've narrowed it down to four fabulously filthy options--and I can't decide which one's the messiest, kinkiest, or most humiliatingly fun. That's where you come in, my devious little deviants....

Hey, if other gals can post their shopping hauls of things to wear later, I guess here's me bragging about my bargain haul -- and I'm likely going to end up wearing some of it! One of my side hobbies is pinching pennies until they scream, and that e...

Well well," she purred. "If it isn't our curious little neighbor." Penny flushed, but didn't back down. "I saw you two last night. Through the window." Darcy's voice floated in from inside, amused and unbothered. "We were wondering how long it woul...

"What Penny Saw" Penny hadn't been single in over three years. So when she found herself alone in her apartment again--just her, a dying vibrator, and a browser full of boring, soulless porn--it wasn't so much liberating as it was excruciating. Twe...

You're kidding," Penny said, blinking. Camille stretched her arms over her head like a cat. "Nope. We were gonna get messy tonight anyway--just a light scene. We've got some pies in the fridge, a few cartons of pudding, and some leftover slime from...

Well, that went pretty well. I managed to learn some new stuff, meet up with folks who may be able to help me out in my moving forward with what I'm trying to do with the clown stuff and bought a few items. Sadly I hate no time to find anybody local...

1 Card will be drawn for each player using https://www.play-link.com/random/ using the card drawer. (I will draw for everybody to save time) The 1st card will go to the first person 2nd card for the 2nd person etc. For instance if the players are...

Litchfield Penitentiary had a new disciplinary measure--one Warden Monroe called "corrective humiliation." Instead of solitary confinement or extra shifts in the kitchen, repeat troublemakers now faced a fate far worse. No one knew this better tha...

today in the uk was a a waking up tot a rainstorm so what better thing to do than go get wet, so i don my jeans lycra sports top, and light weight nylon jacket, but first to get a really wet experience I had a shower is said clothes, so felt horny...

True story from the archive. Don' bother to rate it, I'm just making a blog post describing my actual adventures on that day. But comments are welcome. Each year I eagerly look forward to the March of Dimes Mudd Volleyball tournament. In the past...

I guess I never talked about what happened when I tried to salvage my "Dirty 30" in April... Absolutely gut wrenching and madness inducing. So I was planning a slime wrestling shoot with a concept literally made for my original co-star since the fir...

I love hot weather so having a free Saturday on a 33C/91F meant wearing my skinny gear out and about and search of a chance to get wet elsewhere than the usual bath or shower. I pit on a top in a colour that shows up any wetness the most. It looked p...

I will recount my one experience of WAM with my partner from start to finish all the details included. For privacy we have adjusted our names It was a hot sunny day in May 2021 my Partner Katie and myself were bored but discussing new and exciting...

After much planning and thousands of miles of travel, a dream came true this past weekend: I attended Splat! at Townhouse and even got to be part of the set-up and clean-up crew. It was an absolute blast of a time. Once everything was tarped, mixed,...

Dylan had no choice. Brian was unstoppable, a force of nature with no intention of slowing down. The hotel room was beautiful--clean, white, and expensive, with everything meticulously arranged. The luxury of the place only added to the tension in th...

The divine part of what I enjoy is getting my boots wet or messy. Sexy pleaser heels in particularly. However, due to the tariffs of a certain American and the subsequent trade war he kicked off Pleaser Boots are expensive. That means that unlike w...

Well, things change, time passes, tomatoes grow and the neighbor's dog eats them. Forget that last part, it's not apropos to the discussion. SO. Where all the new stories at? There won't be many new stories from this point forward. If I do cra...

Players: 2 (one victim and one dom/domme) Equality: only the victim gets messy Setup: -the victim should wear a chastity cage for this game -prepare 6 pies and 12 other messy items (to be potentially combined in a slop bucket) -designate one pie th...

As part of the pyramid game, I have to play until I end up in position E. This blog keeps track of accumulated messes as part of that pyramid game Initial Pyramid Tasks: I Was D D1: Sit with your feet in a bowl/bucket of beans for 5 mins (X3) D2:...

So! This session is probably going to be the biggest session I've ever done, and I've always had a love/hate relationship with WAM. But I don't think it's because of the WAM itself--I think it's because I was always anxious about getting caught, what...

Welcome back to the You Can't Do That On Set Chronicles! It's here that I'll be keeping track of info about our 'You Can't Do That On Set' video series episode by episode. This includes any of the series first-evers, fun facts, and behind the scenes...

As I am a serial Gunge Dodger, I am required to keep this up to date in order that I don't "accidentally" forget to complete any of my gungings. The list is below, and, gulp, is rather long already. Extreme Fill the Tank - 1 gunging, 4 items of clo...

I really miss the function on this site where you could put your thought of the day! How many other of you are with me on this? I really miss being able to write a short blurb about what I'm currently fantasizing about, what kind of mess I'm planning...