today in the uk was a a waking up tot a rainstorm so what better thing to do than go get wet, so i don my jeans lycra sports top, and light weight nylon jacket, but first to get a really wet experience I had a shower is said clothes, so felt horny...

True story from the archive. Don' bother to rate it, I'm just making a blog post describing my actual adventures on that day. But comments are welcome. Each year I eagerly look forward to the March of Dimes Mudd Volleyball tournament. In the past...

I guess I never talked about what happened when I tried to salvage my "Dirty 30" in April... Absolutely gut wrenching and madness inducing. So I was planning a slime wrestling shoot with a concept literally made for my original co-star since the fir...

I love hot weather so having a free Saturday on a 33C/91F meant wearing my skinny gear out and about and search of a chance to get wet elsewhere than the usual bath or shower. I pit on a top in a colour that shows up any wetness the most. It looked p...

I will recount my one experience of WAM with my partner from start to finish all the details included. For privacy we have adjusted our names It was a hot sunny day in May 2021 my Partner Katie and myself were bored but discussing new and exciting...

After much planning and thousands of miles of travel, a dream came true this past weekend: I attended Splat! at Townhouse and even got to be part of the set-up and clean-up crew. It was an absolute blast of a time. Once everything was tarped, mixed,...

Dylan had no choice. Brian was unstoppable, a force of nature with no intention of slowing down. The hotel room was beautiful--clean, white, and expensive, with everything meticulously arranged. The luxury of the place only added to the tension in th...

Well, things change, time passes, tomatoes grow and the neighbor's dog eats them. Forget that last part, it's not apropos to the discussion. SO. Where all the new stories at? There won't be many new stories from this point forward. If I do cra...

Players: 2 (one victim and one dom/domme) Equality: only the victim gets messy Setup: -the victim should wear a chastity cage for this game -prepare 6 pies and 12 other messy items (to be potentially combined in a slop bucket) -designate one pie th...

As part of the pyramid game, I have to play until I end up in position E. This blog keeps track of accumulated messes as part of that pyramid game Initial Pyramid Tasks: I Was D D1: Sit with your feet in a bowl/bucket of beans for 5 mins (X3) D2:...

Welcome back to the You Can't Do That On Set Chronicles! It's here that I'll be keeping track of info about our 'You Can't Do That On Set' video series episode by episode. This includes any of the series first-evers, fun facts, and behind the scenes...

As I am a serial Gunge Dodger, I am required to keep this up to date in order that I don't "accidentally" forget to complete any of my gungings. The list is below, and, gulp, is rather long already. Extreme Fill the Tank - 1 gunging, 4 items of clo...

I really miss the function on this site where you could put your thought of the day! How many other of you are with me on this? I really miss being able to write a short blurb about what I'm currently fantasizing about, what kind of mess I'm planning...

So yesterday I went charity shopping, looking for a fun outfit or two and I found my absolute favourite. Pink very light puma top, pink girls swim shorts which I cut the mesh out of and a fantastic tie sided and halterneck bikini. Which I also cut li...

I've been on holiday this week and had a fantastic opportunity to go down to the beach and swim in a lovely clear sea (in the UK even!) with my GF. She wore a pink T-shirt that delightfully showed off her dark grey bikini when it got wet and pink bo...

I'm so new here. Things have been amazing! The staff and support are great. Been dragged into the pit and y'all have shown me so much love & I thank you! Not only mud, mess, pudding, whipped cream, chocolate milk, jello, blindfolded, tied, pie...

One: it's an HONOR to be one of the most loved on UMD!!! I'm thankful for everyone!!! This sjot omg my tittie clamps, white see through camisole. Black bikini bottoms. Having the smooth clay poured onto my body. Was THE BEST time ever! Having th...

If I could count the number of times life has thrown the opportunity for wet and messy activities my way, you might not even believe me! When I was a teenager, I was sexually active from the age of 15 on. I had a few older men that I would sleep with...

At 6:30 a.m., Anne, a 32-year-old marketer, had her alarm going off, and a new day had begun. She stared at the ceiling for a moment before rolling out of bed, her feet landing on a cold wooden floor. She got up and dressed in her favorite blue jeans...

Hello. Does anyone actually read these? Guess I'll find out soon... I'm using this first post (of hopefully many) to outline my upcoming plans re videos. FREE VIDS: I owe voters a video for my recent FUNNY FACE FUN poll to choose a pre-pie humilia...

The late afternoon light painted the sky in strokes of rose and gold, the kind of light that makes even ordinary things seem touched with charm. Marissa tightened the strap of her black leather satchel and checked her reflection in the glass door bef...

There was a TikTok of a guy who would step on two items and slip on the third. He would wear different types of Nike shoes and colorful socks. I can't lie, I stroked myself to those kinds of videos because they are fetish content. But was thinking ab...

It's been more than five years since I last had a one-on-one professional messy session, quite a lot has happened in that time There have been changes in who offers sessions and different routes to book one. I'll be honest, getting in touch with so...

I'm often asked what do I use in my videos and pictures, and where do I buy it from. I almost exclusively play with mud, as that's what floats my boat. The alure of natural mud is the most exciting, but most often it comes with unwanted extra's, such...

The big concern with enjoying clay, mud, or anything sticky in your bathtub is blocking the drain. I've been playing with clay in my bathtub for many years (see my profile's pictures and videos) without incident, but have had a few close calls which...