Thanks everyone for the kind replies to my introduction post. I'm already feeling completely at home here on the site. The Other guy you see on my page call himself Mr Pie Guy. He is curious about gunge and wants to try some things with me. His firs...

Okay, here we go. After four months of posting, I'm finally going to introduce myself. I'm Mr Slime Guy, and I have a mild (okay, heavy) obsession with everything slimy and unnecessarily soaked. Ready for some mucky tales? How the Mess Began: It a...