It's been more than five years since I last had a one-on-one professional messy session, quite a lot has happened in that time There have been changes in who offers sessions and different routes to book one. I'll be honest, getting in touch with someone via Instagram didn't fill me with confidence and I'm not sure it gives the sessioner much confidence either. I contacted Bri as I suspected she would be the closest to me, initially just finding out where she hosted sessions as if I couldn't get there, there'd be no point giving it any thought. Thankfully, the venue is easily accessible, indeed as the nearby station is served by London to Stanstead airport trains, the catchment area can be quite vast!

So, how hard is it to organise a session? It's quite simple really, once you have agreed a day and don't expect it to be in the next few days, it was just a case of deciding what you'd like from your session. I went with a round of the Risk Factor and once a deposit was paid it was all secured. (this coincided with Bri going on holiday wwhich was a tad concerning when you send money and hear nothing, but all was fine.) It is probably worth mentioning that this was by far my most expensive session. I won't mention the numbers, but playing with an award-winning fetish performer isn't something that happens every day!

As some might be aware, over the last few years my sight has been deteriorating. We catered for this in the session planning, for example in the game, the Host Swap option was removed from the wheel to avoid me having to read questions. It didn't help that I've been battling a crazy workload, to the extent I let Bri know that I was mentally exhausted and might be hard work. It's probably an indicator of how zonked out I was that the usual pre-session nerves were missing. It was easy enough to get there for me from south of London, and I had a bit of time to fill, so handily there's a nice park close by for a gentle pootle. A short taxi ride later (I got a cab outside the station, it cost a tenner, an uber etc would be cheaper) and then the fun began.

From the initial meeting, Bri was every inch the personality you see in clips, I'm not the most excitable on a good day and I wasn't on a good day My choice of outfit for the game took a bit of getting into, but it's rare these days that I get to wear latex, and the shiny outfit went down well. We didn't discuss much on the outfit front, I did say I'd wear some latex and asked for Bri to wear something shiny, which she did.

I won't give a recap of the game; I will say that I do try to be gentle with things like pies and it was amusing to be encouraged to give them a good rub in! It all felt very relaxed and playful, the game wasn't rigged, aside from the lack of a Host Swap. In theory at least Bri could have ended up wearing very little (although I don't know if I'd want her to lose any more clothes than she did) The usual questions and riddles came up, some I got, some I had but locked in a different answer and some I didn't know. Slowly the latex came off, the pies were splatted and that wheel even landed on instant gunge. I think the best way to describe the gunge is luxuriously thick. It was warm too, although I am assured if you are mad enough to want cold gunge, then Bri is happy to have it ready for you! While in the normal game, that would be the end, here we played on as I still had clothes to lose it's harder to spin the wheel wih gungey hands! A few more spins and I was down to my limits on clothing and more gunge poured down! There were a few pies to use up, amongst other things Bri does like to get her guests covered!

For a boring practicality point, this might have been the easiest mess zone to shower transfer I've done. This was aided by my super grippy cycling socks. The only negative on the session really was me, it was frustrating to be mentally exhausted going into something of this nature. Well, I could mention the tunes that were playing! It was a fun session, great to be in a gungetank again and fun to be in one of the games you enjoy from the clip store. I think I'll be back in the future, probably with us both in shiny latex.


I've added a few images from the session to my gallery.