Okay, here we go. After four months of posting, I'm finally going to introduce myself. I'm Mr Slime Guy, and I have a mild (okay, heavy) obsession with everything slimy and unnecessarily soaked. Ready for some mucky tales?


How the Mess Began:

It all started while swimming. There was a big puddle of mud in a secluded spot that we found on the way to the swimming hole. On the way back, we decided to stop at the remote mud puddle and hid our bikes in the bushes. I was soon shoved into the mud puddle, and my friend started laughing hard. Once I climbed out, I pushed him into the puddle and jumped in right after him, and we started wrestling, which quickly turned into a real mud fight. (unfortunately I have no image material) It was my first session after all.

And ever since then, I've been addicted to the chaos. I've already done several sessions and have been familiar with gunge since 2005.


My Gunge Philosophy:

Speaking of chaos, let's talk about the substance itself. My ideal Gunge is anything but watery. I want it slimy, sticky, and, most importantly, THE THICKER THE BETTER. It has to cling; you have to feel it. Combine that with the most hysterical neon colours you can imagine (green, yellow, orange, pink) and you've got the perfect, messy experience. That's what makes my Gunge heart beat faster.

I also much prefer the receiver--the victim--over the thrower. The chaos is at its best when it's uncontrollable.


Let's Get Messy:

That's my full dive into the Gunge Tank here. I hope I've managed to convey some of the sticky, neon-coloured passion I feel for this messy hobby. I'm really keen to hear your stories.

What was your very first gunge experience?

And what kind of Gunge (colour/thickness) would you absolutely want to get drenched in?

Also, which product/substance appeals to you the most?

Drop a reply below. Let's chat--and stay messy!!!