I was going to a benefit when my car broke down, I called for a tow, the tow truck came and picked up me and my car. We went back the his repair shop. How long will it be before I get my car fixed? Four weeks he said. I can not wait four weeks, is th...

It happened gradually but what can I say. I had no choice. I was subject to her whims, her desires, her impulses and if I didn't comply, I would take the consequences. It was a beautiful day, and the sun was shining. Karen suggested we go for a walk....

On a warm summers night you walked with some friends to a farmhouse that they have booked for a weeks break. They arrived earlier in the evening and they have not yet told you about its specialist facilities. The 5 of you walked back after dinner at...

back with some different slime recipes. Pictures for this round of tests are in this album: https://umd.net/profile/i/indigoodragon/section/photos/album/march-22-3 Materials Two types of HEC: Natrosol HHR 250 and MessySupplies Untreated HEC. K Lube...

It's your birthday and your at work all day. Your wife sends you dirty text messages and snapchats all day. She says when you get home you can do whatever you want to her. The below pic is your wife Lucie. Here's exactly how it goes down You get h...

Hi all who clicked here. Thank you for the attention. Anyhow... I'm a slow writer so I've plenty of time to changes as I go about plotting my next part of my The Grand Race variation. - The first was Zucker Bakery, based upon the name on the pie fi...

Images like this are creative gold to a writer. And make great fodder for so many different ideas. 3D Slimer, the genius that he is has the whole messy monster idea down. There are so many fun and wacky ideas bouncing around in my head having watched...

Hello everyone, my name is Anastasia, I really love water and mud, I recently received an offer to record 1 video specifically for one person, maybe he will see this blog and read it. I was very surprised by the fantasy of this person, I know that I...

Messtival 2022 is the world's only sploshing film festival and awards ceremony in London, UK and it's back again for 2022! Watch WAM, gunge, slime, pie, wetlook and messy films in a huge theatre with our community, meet your favourite models & p...

Hello everyone! I am sat here right now after just finishing work literally speechless!! So I took my laptop into work with me so I could still be at Messtival in spirit and oh my god I am still shaking. I was nominated for 1. Rising Star 2. B...

Sometimes you don't realise how much you need a break to recharge your batteries until you actually go ahead and do it. This year has been pretty full on for me. With work (both my writing and my boring day job), courses, seminars, training days and...

. Or National cheese day. Seems most days are National something day. Still brings with it that fickle mistress. Inspiration. Fleeting are her visits and when she calls, I have no choice but to obey. Which makes that sound more of a chore than it is....

Since it's been a while since I made a update here, why not dive right back in with few musings around the projects I've either got in the works or ticking around in the front of my mind. First up has to be the ongoing not so little piece that is my...

Recently I've been getting a hankering to commission some more superheroine art. And as usually happens with such a spark of inspiration my head is swimming with potential ideas I need to get on paper before they leak out of my ears. One potential i...

Recently I've gotten back into a writing habit I'd kinda forgotten about. And forgotten how useful it can be. It's basically a warm up exercise to get in the zone for writing, kinda like stretching before a work out. Since they might make great inspi...

After a little bit of time away, it's time to get back in the tub! And our first messy session is a big one: I lost a bet, and it will be my first time using real slime! I need your help deciding which hat to wear. I put 3 pictures attached to this p...

Hey everyone! I thought I would post a little update here so all my fans on UMD are kept up to date. Keep this date in your diaries Saturday 6th August 2022. I am absolutely honoured to announce that I have been asked to shoot for Candy Custard...

The first time I actually swam fully clothed was definitely fun. Still happened in private(haven't told anyone about my wam fetish but I'm working up the courage to tell my wife). Anyway story time, so a friend had a stand up pool in their back yard...

There are 11 balloons filled with various types of mess. Each one relates to a task that the sub has to do. The sub has a ball gag with a spike pointing out to pop the balloons all over them. Custard = Fill swimsuit with custard. Custard Blue = Suck...

So what's the key to getting likes? I offer free content to people in the form of pictures, gifs, and even recently a video, and I get hardly any loves on here. I'm not sure what to tag myself as. I'm a male, and I know I'm a male, but I "doll mys...

I didn't expect it but I had my first experience in the mud. I was on vacation at a lake and went across the lake with a SUP. The bathing lake was not exactly large, but had many inlets. I went into one of them and at the end of the bay the shore sta...

In a previous blog post, I reference a pie-fight that we set up and had. Some musings. 48 coconut cream pies. It turns out that when you order 10 boxes of non-dairy frozen coconut cream pies from a restaurant supply house, they arrive in a huge...

I just want to thank everyone here who bought a copy of one of my videos! And for the people here who allowed to me to put up my videos here for sale! I just received my first check in the mail last night! I have recently been going through some fam...

First of all, I would like to say no. I use DeepL for writing here and for replying to messages sent by you. I am not very good at speaking or writing in English. So this kind of translation tool is an indispensable aid for me when communicating wit...

I am writing this as I recall the process of why I exist here at UMD and why I became interested in Messy. (1) About my UMD account This account was created by my husband about 15 years ago. At that time, it was for the sole purpose of viewing phot...