Omg everyone, I literally JUST got out of the shower from one of THE MESSIEST sessions I have EVER had. I want to thank a fellow UMD user for dominating me over the webcam and getting me soooooooo messy. He really had me pushing limits that I did no...

So here I am beginning my journey into the messy world. I have been a fan of Wet and Messy (WAM) for longer than I can remember. In my early teenage years look for the content on the web as puberty hit, not realising it had a sexual connotation. I wo...

Here's a blog about an early attempt at a tit-for-tat pie fight using cool whip pies that didnt quiiite go as planned! My long-distance girlfriend, a tall Texan with Tori Amos-red-hair, a skinnyskinny body and a pair of bazongas like the tips of tw...

Here is my first review of a custom I had from Penny Lee. I contacted her via a website called "Customs4u" and gave a description of what I want. Once the custom was aproved, it was done quickly and exactly how I wanted it. Penny did this custom her...

Here is my experience getting my third custom from Penny Lee. As always, she was easy to talk with, and got the custom made fast and easily. Penny is dressed sporty in a bath, while I ask her questions. She then strips naked and sits in butter an...

(An imaginary, but sadly all-too-plasuible, text conversation) "Are you real?", he asked "No, I'm not real. I'm usually surreal, kind of like a cross between a Miro, and a Dali melty-clock." "A what?" "Especially after 4pm and I'm into my first s...

List of Customs I have had created over the years. If you are thinking about doing a custom let me tell you DO IT! I am so pleased with how my customs have turned out, 1 or 2 never worked out but thats all my fault e.g. when I was first starting ou...

Soooo.....this morning was really something else! I woke up and the first thought in my head was, "wow! I was completely dominated and covered in eggs, yogurt, and sooooooo many PIES last night! I did not know it was even possible to get this level o...

Oh, WAM community. Our love/hate relationship with shaving cream pies is ongoing, and has no limit of opinions on the subject. I love them. I'm not focused on them, and we're not exclusively dating, the giant sc pie and I, but they are near and d...

Almost a week after Maria's messy visit to Ira, Ira comes home from a lunch wearing her white summer dress having had lunch with her aunt, her hair and makeup are looking good. Only two minutes after her arrival there is someone at the door. Ira answ...

A few days pass with modest jokes in the office but Tanya avoids Ira. On Wednesday morning Ira is getting ready to go to work and is just finishing her makeup. Ira is already dressed for the office in her tight black trousers with the white widely sp...

Ira is at home but nearly ready to go out and she is looking very smart in her simple black high neckline dress and has just finished her make up. Ira is looking forward to the party with her practical joking group of friends especially Tanya whose d...

A few days do pass after Elena's humiliation of Ira and she manages a few revenge non messy pranks on her colleagues but not on the cunning Tanya. Ira reaches the end of the day in the office and goes to the elevator. Ira is wearing some tight white...

It's been a long time since I've had a chance to get messy and with lockdowns still going I don't think that's going to change anytime soon. I thought it might be fun since I can't actually get messy myself to put a few of my filthy fantasies in writ...

Omg guys.... So as some of you may already know.....I started a pie per reply thread in the forums. I have been extra, extra, bratty lately and when I saw another pie per reply forum from the past.....I thought this would be the BEST way to get the...

In this last story for this travel with my "hippie girlfriend" I was scared, I was full of terror, she asked me almost directly why I loved to see her muddy or wet, I was thinking on a lie, I thought about tell her that I love mud because is the moth...

I've been on this forum for 14 years, mainly reading posts, looking at videos and generally appreciating the great work that the models and producers post on here. However the last 12 months have been very difficult mentally and physically for me. Li...

In today's world when you can find porn sites literally everywhere. There is a good chance of visiting the wrong one and getting your computer infected or worse, your personal information stolen. But we all love adult content. And there is no shame i...

(note: the picture is not mine, but I was looking for photos of photographers in mud photos and any of them liked to me, so I decided to put a photo of Eileen in mud, she is one of my favorite models so all the rights to her) It's been a while sinc...

It's been a long time since I've had a chance to get messy and with lockdowns still going I don't think that's going to change anytime soon. I thought it might be fun since I can't actually get messy myself to put a few of my filthy fantasies in writ...

A little late in the month to throw out my first Brainstorming Bonanza but better late than never right. These rambles used to be a feature of my Patreon Page, yet recently I had a brainwave to switch them over to my Kofi. Given that this is supposed...

Yesterday I was speaking with a friend from work, we were chatting about our lifes, and we touched the theme of the photo session that I did to her right before the pandemic began, It was almost the last time that I got to go out; and in that chat I'...

Hi guys, Here's another interactive one for you - https://www.inklewriter.com/stories/39471. I really hope you like this one... This is how it begins: "Wait!!!" "Where am I???" I barely got a slight glimpse of the room between the time this myste...

Here is my first custom with Kaydens. One I am very happy with. I E-mailed Kaydens explaining my script. After an easy discussion, I was given a price (A price I am VERY happy with) and the custom was made. There were some changes to the delivery da...

Hello all. Please to write up my first blog after joining the community recently. Today I'm going to put forward a messy game for couples/meets to try that I've had a lot of fun with. It's called "Stay Quiet" and is a spin off of a couple of othe...