Soooo.....this morning was really something else! I woke up and the first thought in my head was, "wow! I was completely dominated and covered in eggs, yogurt, and sooooooo many PIES last night! I did not know it was even possible to get this level of messy! So here is how it all went down.....

I was sitting on my couch minding my own business when a UMD user asked me if I wanted to play trivia. I am always down for a game of trivia and getting a few pies to the face.....but little did I know what was about to really happen! But then again, I probably deserved it!

See, one thing you have to know about me, is that I always win at almost everything in life which has made me really cocky and very prone to talk shit. 99% of the time, this works because I do end up winning, but every once in a while, I will talk shit and for some reason, instead of manifesting the win, the universe gives me a dose of HUMBLE PIE.....LITERALLY!

So when I agree to get messy on trivia.....I actually do like to see how clean I can stay just to know deep down that I won! I just feel like I am a winner and it's funny when someone is anticipating a messy session, but my sheer intelligence shows them whose the REAL BOSS! This was definitely NOT the case last night.....LOL!

So naturally, I picked the topic of Harry Potter because this UMD user was talking shit back to me and I just had to win and stay clean and show him that Via Ferrari ALWAYS wins and ALWAYS gets her way!

So I got all my pies ready (12) and all my eggs (10) per the request of the UMD user. The rules were that I can only get three punishments for each wrong answer, and the game ends when I get through 15 questions! I was sitting there surrounded by pies and eggs smirking inside knowing I was about to show this guy whose BOSS! I was thinking, "poor guy, he is expecting a messy session but I am about to win this one out!!" Needles to say, that was not the case....

So he asks me the first question....

And I did get half the question right, so the only punishment was an egg smashed over my head. I was thinking, "that's ok...I still got this!"

The next question was really hard and I ended up having to take another egg smash to the head along with a pie to the face! At this point, I was starting to feel a little embarassed.....I just talked all this shit and I've already gotten a pie and 2 eggs! What the hell! But I was still in good spirits....I can STILL WIN! What is 1 pie and 2 eggs? That's child's play.

Next question....lost once again. This time the punishment was 2 pies (one to each breast) with an egg smashed to the head. Now I was beginning to think, "hmmm this doesn't feel like winning," but I still took my punishments like a champ and deep down I enjoyed my punishments! I guess that's what I get for being a cocky brat!

Next question....you guessed it....lost again....This Time I had to take 2 pies to the face....again, I knew I deserved it so I took them both like a champ!

Next question....very unfortunate....but once again a loss! 2 eggs smashed on my head. By this moment, I was really dripping in pie and eggs....I asked the user if I can switch out the rest of the eggs for small yogurts....I thought this would be a little less messy....he agreed if I still left 1 egg! So now, 4 small yogurts are added to the mix....this was a MESSY MISTAKE! I had no idea that I had basically just signed myself up for slimings!!

So, per the usual I got the next question wrong and this time I had to get on my knees and dunk my head down into a pie! I am a good WAM slut so I complied. This was followed by a yogurt over the head. The yogurt over the head really felt like a true sliming! Now I was wondering if the tradeoff with the eggs was worth it or not!

Now I am literally dripping in yogurt, pie, and eggs, and my pie towel is drenched too so it's getting harder to clean off. I came to the conclusion that the universe had literally pied me with some humble pie! Sometimes that's what happens when you are too bratty, so at this point I accepted my fate. I had not gotten a single question right in the trivia topic I chose!

So again, the next question I did not get right....and Now I was told to take a yogurt sliming over the head while looking up at it. I did what I was told. Now, I was just completely ruined and I knew there was no way out! Instead of elongating the inevitable, I asked for the remainder of my punishments without trivia and the UMD user agreed! So Next, I had to take another pieing to my breasts in just my bra followed by 2 pies to the face still in just my bra. Then I was to get a final egg smashed over my head, followed by 1 final pie and a final yogurt sliming. I took my punishments like a champ, but boy, that was a definite wake up call from the universe!

I really decided I can no longer be so cocky and bratty and made a commitment to stop those behaviors.......and I did.....for about an hour. Now I am back to my cocky and bratty ways!!! Its going to take more than a little humiliation to stop me from being the spoiled, bratty, princess that I was born to be!