https://mspiedadventures.wordpress.com/2017/05/30/theres-something-about-the-pie/ I can tell you sometimes i don't feel I can explain it well to people who don't share my interest; but there's a few things about getting pied in the face. Since I lik...

So I always wanted to get into this Gentlemen's Club. This club is really exclusive. Very hard to get into you have to always look your best wear a crisp suit hair always parted just right you get to stay in amazing Beach houses and yacht's so after...

I had kind of a terrible session yesterday. Bought some standard and thick gunge a week or so ago. I also bought a tripod/ring light so I could have 2 of them as opposed to just one. One camera always has bright footage and clearer footage, and the o...

I am here at Messy Girl Studios with Mr.MG he is helping me set up my own store so I can take personal customs. New store, new and old never before seen (and some as seen on MG) coming soon. Stay tuned. DM me for customs, video chats/live shows, phot...

To all of my WAM friends who came to visit me over the years. Yesterday was a sad day as I was forced to say goodbye to my partner and lover of 19 years, my cat Inky. I know she really enjoyed meeting every single one of you and I hope you enjoyed m...

I awoke to her climbing on top of me. "Good morning, bitch!" she said. I could see it in her eye - something was up. Usually she was never horny in the morning, and slept until noon anyways. But no, today something was up. She felt my cock begin to h...

I never actually tried any of the WAM variations. I may be interresed in thick mud, I'm already interressedd into running a mudrun or similar race ("Spartan", etc). In the NL, they also have obstacles courses as "leisure places", called Poldersports...

Well, a few weeks ago being new to the whole public WAM thing, I learned real quick what it was about and was completely humiliated. I saw there was a bachelor party of one of my husband's friends. My husband asked me to dress up as a hooters waitr...

This is so funny, I'm writing about my last forfeit when a very good splosh friend & I are about to find out about tonights clash. My friend Arry is from England & I'm from Scotland & since both of us are splosh fans, its a great way to s...

Hi fellow wet lookers. I'm sure most of you wet and messy people have had this experience. You just see a body of water. You're fully clothed and something says, "I gotta get wet". Lets face it, getting wet in workwear or school wear is always one he...

Thank you for all your gorgeous pie suggestions! I'm spoiled for choice by so many fun and creative ideas I just uploaded a new video here, but it might not be published straight away You might be interested to know that I'm going live on Tiktok...

I went to a summer fun day recently arranged by my place of work. There were loads of silly games and many of them were quite messy, so we were told to dress appropriately! The one that really excited me was an arm wrestling competition with a pirate...

We have produced a couple of free promotional videos featuring dozens of photos and clips in a hip music video format to show you the variety of images you will find at "A Splash Of Glamour" and our video side we call, "Always Wet & Sexy". We app...

well it bee very wet in the uk this week , i planned to get wet so many times and something else came up , until today , i was free to , so i had planned what to wear, jeans or chinos, shirt or suit , um,d and arch, until i though rite its going t...

Hey. I'm kinda new at this so please bear with me. I am a thirty two year old man who is attracted to older, bigger men's feet in dress socks and suits. But I love or watching the men walking then slipping on banana peels (number 1 fetish) or marbles...

This was meant to be a response to a thread about whether there needs to be a dating addition to the UMD however I bollocked on so long to the point that posting it there would completely derail the conversation there so I've posted it here for those...

All eyes are on the women's war games match. Two teams captained by fierce rivals Liv Morgan and Rhea Ripley. So heated that the two made a side bet on the outcome of the match involving leftovers from the rosters thanksgiving feast. Who gets a fe...

Tonight was the night of the big game, with two of the best hockey teams going head-to-head for the championship. On one side was Coach Robert Kelvin's team, the Blackouts, versus my team, the Sabres. I had been coaching them for weeks, all the while...

I finally tried actually intentionally getting messy with a few different kinds of food and, to be completely honest, I didn't enjoy it. I didn't hate it; I just didn't feel anything. Well, anything other than just plain let down after all the hype I...

Just a quick story for you today, plucked from the archives. As I seem to recall this was inspired by a local press article at the time about a hairdressing saloon which would gunge and then parade around the town the poor young lady about to leave o...

I love getting all dirty. Any good ideas I love getting all dirty. Any good ideas? I love slime puddles and I love the way they feel all over me This feeling makes me feel good The mucus is sticky on the body I love getting all dirty. Any good idea...

I saw the post on UMD about 'S.L.O.S.H. Presents Messing about an Underworld' on 5 April and within about 30secs of reading the post, I knew I had to buy a ticket. Ticket was bought without any problems and now I had the wait for the event. Havin...

This is part one of a fiction story which is based on REAL events that take place in NE Scotland. This is a tradition called BLACKENING THE BRIDE. YES, it is exactly what it sounds. In the weeks before her wedding, the Bride-to-be is covered in lo...

This is a fiction story based on REAL events in Scotland. I suggest you start from part one. Blackening the Bride - Part 4 - Solicitor I knew that sometime within the next six weeks, I was going to be blackened. I wasn't a stranger to the practice,...

This is a fiction story based on REAL events in Scotland. I suggest you start from part one. Blackening the Bride - Part 5 The solicitor again Thank goodness that my messy ordeal was over. I knew that the blackenings had got more intense since I'd...