This was meant to be a response to a thread about whether there needs to be a dating addition to the UMD however I bollocked on so long to the point that posting it there would completely derail the conversation there so I've posted it here for those...

All eyes are on the women's war games match. Two teams captained by fierce rivals Liv Morgan and Rhea Ripley. So heated that the two made a side bet on the outcome of the match involving leftovers from the rosters thanksgiving feast. Who gets a fe...

A lot of people might relate to this, if you do please feel free to comment and if i can ill reply :) Ive had a wam fetish for nearly 20 years, and it has remained secret the entire time. Like a lot of people on here, im afraid of being judged or re...

https://mspiedadventures.wordpress.com/2017/05/30/theres-something-about-the-pie/ I can tell you sometimes i don't feel I can explain it well to people who don't share my interest; but there's a few things about getting pied in the face. Since I lik...

So I always wanted to get into this Gentlemen's Club. This club is really exclusive. Very hard to get into you have to always look your best wear a crisp suit hair always parted just right you get to stay in amazing Beach houses and yacht's so after...

Tonight was the night of the big game, with two of the best hockey teams going head-to-head for the championship. On one side was Coach Robert Kelvin's team, the Blackouts, versus my team, the Sabres. I had been coaching them for weeks, all the while...

I finally tried actually intentionally getting messy with a few different kinds of food and, to be completely honest, I didn't enjoy it. I didn't hate it; I just didn't feel anything. Well, anything other than just plain let down after all the hype I...

Just a quick story for you today, plucked from the archives. As I seem to recall this was inspired by a local press article at the time about a hairdressing saloon which would gunge and then parade around the town the poor young lady about to leave o...

I love getting all dirty. Any good ideas I love getting all dirty. Any good ideas? I love slime puddles and I love the way they feel all over me This feeling makes me feel good The mucus is sticky on the body I love getting all dirty. Any good idea...

I awoke to her climbing on top of me. "Good morning, bitch!" she said. I could see it in her eye - something was up. Usually she was never horny in the morning, and slept until noon anyways. But no, today something was up. She felt my cock begin to h...

This is part one of a fiction story which is based on REAL events that take place in NE Scotland. This is a tradition called BLACKENING THE BRIDE. YES, it is exactly what it sounds. In the weeks before her wedding, the Bride-to-be is covered in lo...

Well, a few weeks ago being new to the whole public WAM thing, I learned real quick what it was about and was completely humiliated. I saw there was a bachelor party of one of my husband's friends. My husband asked me to dress up as a hooters waitr...

This is so funny, I'm writing about my last forfeit when a very good splosh friend & I are about to find out about tonights clash. My friend Arry is from England & I'm from Scotland & since both of us are splosh fans, its a great way to s...

This is a fiction story based on REAL events in Scotland. I suggest you start from part one. Blackening the Bride - Part 4 - Solicitor I knew that sometime within the next six weeks, I was going to be blackened. I wasn't a stranger to the practice,...

This is a fiction story based on REAL events in Scotland. I suggest you start from part one. Blackening the Bride - Part 5 The solicitor again Thank goodness that my messy ordeal was over. I knew that the blackenings had got more intense since I'd...

I have been into getting messy for a very long time. Ive been lurking here ever since UMD first appeared on the scene. I've got to a point in my life (over 50 - how did that happen?!!!) where i'm finally asking myself why I have spent so many years r...

This part of the 'Blackening the Bride' story continues the messing of Becky who appeared in parts 4 and 5. You may prefer to read the whole story from the start for context. Part Six was written by UMD member Salirophilia, to whom I am grateful for...

I went to a summer fun day recently arranged by my place of work. There were loads of silly games and many of them were quite messy, so we were told to dress appropriately! The one that really excited me was an arm wrestling competition with a pirate...

We have produced a couple of free promotional videos featuring dozens of photos and clips in a hip music video format to show you the variety of images you will find at "A Splash Of Glamour" and our video side we call, "Always Wet & Sexy". We app...

well it bee very wet in the uk this week , i planned to get wet so many times and something else came up , until today , i was free to , so i had planned what to wear, jeans or chinos, shirt or suit , um,d and arch, until i though rite its going t...

Hey. I'm kinda new at this so please bear with me. I am a thirty two year old man who is attracted to older, bigger men's feet in dress socks and suits. But I love or watching the men walking then slipping on banana peels (number 1 fetish) or marbles...

So today I spent my day at the gym and got nice and hot and sweaty and sexy for you guys. I would really love to spend my Valentine's Day getting nasty and messy so if you guys want to hang out with me I'm always here! I'm Autumn South and I love hav...

One day out of the blue, on the last working day of the week, I received a rather unusual job advertisement by email: "Like to be constantly out and about wearing smart vintage formal attire no matter the occasion? To be always suited and booted wit...

I'm coming to Denver at the end of April for, wait for it: A CLOWN CONVENTION!!! I doubt there will be much pie in the regular hotel hallways, sadly. But I'm looking forward to it. But I'll be getting to meet some folks I have been wanting to meet...

Change of plans WAMFurs, my wingman has booked the one night only stay at Westin Atlanta this year at FWA 2025. That means my friends are going after my first hotel room during the furry convention. In the meantime, I'm closing up the sign ups in c...