This is so funny, I'm writing about my last forfeit when a very good splosh friend & I are about to find out about tonights clash. My friend Arry is from England & I'm from Scotland & since both of us are splosh fans, its a great way to share our love of all things WAM.

The previous forfeit was for England & Scotland's last meet up (rugby) & well, we (Scotland) lost, not particularly surprizing but quite good for me really as I like getting messy. Come on Scotland, I really wish they'd pull something out of the bag tonight, I really want Arry to do the next forfeit, but I fear it'll be me again, he he he! I mean, NO, lol!

Anyway, since I lost it was my turn to do a forfeit so it was up to Arry to come up with the task or punishment. So this was it. the instructions arrived in the post & I had to follow them to the letter & take pics to prove I'd actually done the forfeit.

I had to wear something appropriate, so it was red, & paint my face with a red cross, you know like the English flag, grrrr, so having done this I then had to prepare 10 deep filled pies & make red crosses over them all, grrrr! lol

I then had to splat myself with all the pies in the order he gave me. It was so exciting & I couldn't help laughing to myself as I carried out the forfeit. I made the pies with angel delight custard & whipped cream so they'd be nice & gooey. If I'm going to pie myself I want great pies. I took them all through to the bedroom where I'd set up my small paddling pool & some coverings on the floor. I lined the pies all up then added the cream topping. I took some photos of the pies then readied myself.

I splatted the first 2 pies on the back of my head, & no 3 on the top of my head, a nice gooey pie hat, mmmmm, felt so good. This was fantastic as my head was covered. 4 & 5 went on my boobs, 6 & 7 was a nice lower pie sandwich. By this time I was getting gooey with creamy mess everywhere. No 8 & 9 were what I'd been waiting for tho, pies in my face. These were the best as I smushed them into my face & rubbed them around. It felt incredible. The last pie went on my bum but I enjoyed every one of them & stayed messy for a while before going to get cleaned up. I sat down in the pool in the goo that had fallen, rubbing myself around. My forfeit was complete.
Only thing I'd forgotten was the red crosses on the pies, oooops, would Arry notice?
Would I have to do it all again?