Never realized other people did what i did out of curiosity. This is probably my favorite umd video of the year https://umd.net/profile/i/mudguyge/section/videos https://umd.net/videos/fully-covered-in-slime Epicness https://www.instagram.com/...

'Dad, I'm home.' Danny called out those words on instinct as he shut the door behind him with a slow sigh; one echoed as he slipped off his shoes with relief. He loved the step up to college but the journey home was a killer. Still..he was only ten w...

Malin Akerman stretched her arms over her head, a gesture that summed up pure freedom. She couldn't help grinning mostly to her self, a gesture that summed up pure freedom. And a soft laugh out loud which was sure to attract some attention. As if her...

..."Shotgun" I called it first,so I got the front seat, John and his brother jumped into the back seat. We got about 10 feet before John's dad ran in front of the truck, apparently Johns brother was needed at the house to help get prepared for the Fu...

'I guess this is the place.' Those words came from the black haired woman at the head of the group that stood clustered outside the rather nondescript building that still bore the hallmarks of its previous occupation as a supermarket, the low squat b...

So we changed our name and our style ...to a degree.. We will always shoot wetlook and messy... but we had so many models who once got wet with clothes, asked us to well, film them AS they get excited and get off!!... Who are we to refuse a woman all...

So we changed our name and our style ...to a degree.. We will always shoot wetlook and messy... but we had so many models who once got wet with clothes, asked us to well, film them AS they get excited and get off!!... Who are we to refuse a woman all...

Hi guys, Went away for a bit but I'm back, Thinking of having new vids every Monday and Thursday? how does that sound? that or Tuesday and Thursday. I bought a lot of things for videos, and its nice outside to do a mud video so stay tuned for tha...

Her diary :- Saturday 3rd June 2016 He was very withdrawn tonight, hardly said a word. He sat there looking empty, sad and somewhat distant. I tried talking to him but only received very vague, one word answers. I even made his favourite dinner...

...Jason and I both dived back into the river to rinse off the mud, we both swam to the middle of the river and treaded water, it looked like we were in about 20 feet of water, but it was hard to be sure. We temporarily turned the crystal clear water...

..."Do we have to? It's kinda fun watching John try to get out of that creamy mud"... John actually sunk even deeper trying to work his way out of the mud predicament he was it, now part of his suit jacket was sloshing around and turning a reddish br...

Thanks to everyone who encouraged me to write Part 3 of The Mud Business. It had been a few years since I wrote the original saga and I wasn't sure that I could pick up on the spirit and momentum of the first two chapters after such a lapse. But on...

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I'm pied myself for the new year of 2021 with 3 pies in my face.

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This is something I've been thinking about based on the "Is Mess Necessary for you" post in the messy forums. I didn't want to post too much about my personal experience on the forum because it would go off the rail of just dealing with mess and hav...

I love wearing my wellies ever day all day, I have 2 work pairs and a pair for playing in. A few years ago know I dated a girl that loved wellies as much as me she used to wear the cheap pvc ones and had about 7 pairs from zebra pattern to flower onc...

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Does anyone have a solid idea of measurement proportions for mixing the perfect cake batter slime and oatmeal?

So this blog post is a bit of an experimental discussion (not a retelling of a real life scene). The truth is I absolutely hate writing blog posts. When it comes to writing I much prefer to craft an epic fantasy or sci-fi story or dish out some ero...

Classic Pink Gunge: In 5 Gal bucket, fill 1/3 with instant oat meal (cooked) Add equal volume applesauce Add 2-4 bottles strawberry syrup (usually by the nesquick) Add 2 or more strawberry chocolate milk drink powder (more powder makes pinker grunge...

Who be pied on New Year this Friday and I'm pieing my face too on the New Year.

Here is my experience ordering a custom from one of my favourite models Penny Lee. This time, the custom was ordered via OnlyFans. I told her what I wanted, and paid via OF tip. Again, as normal, it was easy to do and Penny got it perfect! I asked...