So,
Here's the deal sometimes dreams do come true

I went camping out on the side of the road inside of a slot canyon in the desert for a week to relax and find myself, as one does, and it was pretty magnificent if I say so miles of trailblazer hikes and bloodied hands climbing cactus and snake riddled desert mountains and getting absolutely shit-faced by the fire eating the most delicious food

I always embark on each journey with open arms and embrace whatever comes my way because that's how you really have fun and properly explore. I found this slot canyon with an opening that had 2 fire pits and plenty of tent space with a giant rock formation separating the road. SO.. I pitched my tent and made a few nice fires accompanied by peanut butter chocolate whiskey (and lots of it) and began the relaxation. Even though it was along a road there was very, very little traffic - it was one of those long winding desert roads that people make commercials and have bikini photoshoots on. Not to mention the canyon blocked headlights and sounds. So I'm sure you would have been as surprised as I was one early afternoon when you heard what must be a couple of large trucks pull up. Now, here I am fully immersed in peanut butter chocolate whiskey and I just finished a hearty breakfast, wondering what all that might be, but too immersed to get up and check, so I waited and after a while, the noise of the trucks whispered away to silence and I heard nothing more. I figured they just got out to hike because there are lots of slot canyons to hike through and explore or maybe they drove off. So I grabbed another chug of whiskey and kept on keepin' on. By this point in my camping excursion, I've tossed aside all clothing because it's plenty warm enough and I haven't seen another human in days so fuck it.

I hear a noise coming from around the bend leading to my car and the road where those trucks pulled up so I made some moves to grab something to cover up with but it was too late

with a towel in one hand.. semi-hard dick from the warmth of the sun and the whiskey in my other hand

two sweaty men came walking around the bend with only ripped jeans with fresh sweat marks around the hips and dirty and dusty boots that look like they've been through some mud recently...

Hey.. the one in the front said.. I lifted my hand, waved, and said hi with a slight grin as I catch a glimpse of these men who are darker-skinned than I, sweaty as fuck, buff as fuck, covered in tattoos, and it seems like they want something.. forget that I'm sitting here naked with my horny cock flopping in the wind

Soy Juanito, he points back and the other says, Javier. Both have really short hair but Javier has hairy tattooed arms and chest and a fluffy beard as Juanito has soft and fuzzy patches of hair and shaven stubble..

Then another dude comes out with ropes and another with a folded chair

My immediate thought: oh god..

The rope guy said: Miguelito the chair guy said: Cezar. Each equally as sweaty and tattooed as the others and wearing the same torn jeans as if they were their uniforms. Miguelito has long dark hair tied loosely behind his head in a bun and small fur patches in the middle of his chest and around his belly and an 'I don't care' patch of facial hair. Cezar had a shaven head and not one single hair on his body except his eyebrows - he has way more tattoos, from his neck down there was nearly nothing that wasn't tattooed.

I smiled and waved and they all came closer and asked 'su nombre Whip' and I said yes. Instantly they came over to me and each grabbed my arms and legs while setting up the chair and tied me into it. It was a super comfortable restraint with padded but secure wrist and leg cuffs but what came next was very curious.

They didn't speak a word, not even to each other, but steadily and quickly set up a gigantic white tent with a heater and doors. In this tent, they were continually bringing tote after tote, barrels, chairs, and tables and I was sitting in pure curiosity wondering what they were doing. By now my dick is completely hard and I'm not sure if its because they haven't even looked at me since they got here, the fact that I'm tied up by these hot sweaty dudes one could go so far as saying are cowboys, or that peanut butter whiskey got me happy as fuck but either way everything is really awesome! I just really want to know what's going on in there

In about 10 minutes they had a Taj Mahal built in the desert but I still can't see inside

After a short while, they came over but Juanito was wearing a bandana now but is the only one. They stood in a close circle around me and folded their arms and then looked at each other and started saying things in Spanish to each other:

What do you think guys? Should we make him suck our dicks?
They all started nodding and smirking but didn't touch their pants which made me eager
siii, siiiii, sii
Yea but should we rub him down with oils first? Tease him a bit?
Fuck yea dude and make him kiss all of our dicks at the same time rub our nuts on his face
Mmm but don't forget about the tent guys
Never it's on!

I don't speak much Spanish so I don't really know what they're saying but it made me even hornier before they even finished one nodded to me and looked at his dick while another untied my hands and crossed his arms back behind his head

But next thing you know I had their dicks in my mouth one by one and four by four! They rubbed me down with a tremendous amount of coconut oil and kept talking to each other in Spanish while they rubbed my nipples and made sure every inch of my body was generously covered in oil before they tied that bandana around my eyes making sure I can't see. They transferred me to another chair that while I couldn't see it felt like it was plastic but it was cushioned and they tied my hands into a similar set of arms on the chair. It had a slight hole in the seat which I assumed was part of the design but would find out later it was much more the next thing I felt being tilted back and heard a zipper

I'm going into the tent!!! But what's the tent??

I felt the struggle to push me across the sandy desert and heard their grunts and heavy breathing as their sweat kept pouring on my oiled up body which was such a turn on at one point I heard one say 'lo va a conseguir' (he's gonna get it) and I couldn't figure out what he meant but the way he said it made me quiver I hear a second zipper and now we seem to be on a platform and I get wheeled to a spot where I feel getting latched down and now my boner is throbbing big time!

My heart was racing, my dick bouncing with joy, and my thoughts running all over I never once thought something bad was happening because, hello big white tent on the side of the road in the desert I only camped in areas it's allowed so no one is going to really question this so why should I? Just embrace whatever comes my way, right?

That's when they removed my blindfold and it hit me

SPLAT!!! SPLAT!!! SPLAT!!!

One big pie to my face, one big pie to my chest, and one big pie to my rock hard dick

They all smirked and let out their tough guy snickers and the fourth guy came over with a pie so big he needed both hands to hold it - it was like four pies in one either that he wanted the best angle as he turned it upside down over my head and let the whole thing swallow me! Now they're all heading back over to a giant wall of pie racks FULL of thick delicious pies! Pies I soon find out are all full of chocolate and vanilla puddings with a stack of sweet and sticky cream on top. I can't really tell but there must be at least 1,000 pies there I saw these 3 giant transparent tanks at the end one holding what is clearly chocolate, one holding what seems to be vanilla cake batter? It was hard to tell but it looks thick and creamy the last one held what I can only describe as thick green slime.

Could this be real? Was I just captured and tied down by 4 of the sexiest men alive who said nothing to me and just started pelting me with pies and appear FAR from done? Are they going to dump all of those tanks on me? How would THEY stay clean? Do they mean to??

Just as I was submerged in thought and completely distracted a pie sandwich hit me and splattered all over. This had Miguelito left with an unexpected splat of pie which made him gasp. These guys tied me to a chair that's now connected to this elaborate pool and are mercilessly throwing pies at me!? Fuck yeah!

Then another pie sandwich from Juanito
Then another from Cezar which was also very aggressive and got Cezar's sweaty glistening body quite creamy, too.
Then another from Javier who seemed to be giggling as he firmly placed them on either side of my face.. I could hear him close to me and he rubbed my dick making me moan and quiver but just one stroke

I had no idea what just happened to me but it felt amazing and it was awesome to say the least! All of a sudden, I started to feel these puffs of cream engulfing me from left and right front which was the tank of cream being emptied all over me and the others started throwing more pies!

Two of the guys started hosing me down with the same cream from the pies they are pelting me with while the other two pied the fuck out of me! One after another relentlessly throwing pie after pie to my face, chest, cock, even my ass from under the chair! By now they've thrown about 150 giant pies at me and must have sprayed me down with all of the cream in the world because I feel completely submerged and ready to explode. One slight breeze and my cum would erupt from the rock-solid tip!

Javier walked toward me and uncovered my eyes. With his smirk wide and dick in hand and I realized they're all naked as Javier began feeding me his dick but not in my mouth from underneath as he dives into the massive mountain of mess that's fallen around me he gives me a smirk and rubs my dick just before he puts his mega wood in my ass through the hole in the chair I'm shocked I didn't blow my load then and there because it all felt so perfectly good

I also realized he seems to like this as much as I do when I could feel his massive dick throb inside of me

After a few really aggressive thrusts Javier slowly took his cock out and stood up close by

The rest walked toward me with a hose and started to clean me off but since Javier is completely covered with creamy goodness they got a bit distracted they were all laughing at Javier and making him feel humiliated because he was just so utterly coated in a sloppy mess that it was in fluffy folds slowly falling down his body.. they all had their share of slop on them from tossing pies but they certainly weren't as covered as Javier

Javier decided to exact his revenge and went to the pie racks and started pelting the other guys one after the other with rapid-fire pies to the faces, chests, throbbing dicks, and asses soon they were in a tit-for-tat pie fight that landed each of them as completely covered as I was before they rinsed me off they each kept throwing big creamy sloppy pies at each other and then edging each other's cocks. SPLAT, stroke, SPLAT SPLAT, stroke stroke

I kept watching and wishing I could join in with them because fuck that was hot my dick had something to say about it too as it bounced and throbbed

Then, this buzz went off and I looked to my right and this fourth vat with the recycling symbol on it was full of all the mess they just hosed from me and fuck does it look THICK! They all slowly wrestle to a stop but they don't hose off no they look at me, look at each other, start sinisterly laughing, and each grab as many pies as they can carry, and slowly, very slowly, walk over to me

With their creamy dicks and the cream of about another 50 pies dripping from them, they all inched closer and closer until big dick Juanito came closest with his dick and shoved it in my mouth he was so excited that he lost balance and all 4 of his big thick pudding pies fell on me starting with my face and tumbling down my chest onto my dick I'm still tied (and was cleaned up until they thankfully came to the rescue) can't wipe my eyes from those pies and since they fell so lightly covering me so completely all I can do is feel as the other three simultaneously pressed their dicks on to me thus completing a ring of creamy throbbing veiny dicks that all begged my attention. One by one I was pelted by pies as I sucked on each dick. Holding pies from above flipping them upside down caused the most amazing flop of pie right on my face as the weight of the pies made all 4 dicks smack my face as they are covered in pie. They're all making out with each other over me as I suck their dicks one at a time and they take turns tossing pies on me

After no one had a pie in their hand, they untied me completely and stepped back a bit the first thing I did was clear my eyes so I could have a clear shot at the pie racks when I noticed they were all holding hoses

Standing in a row they all grinned again and counted backward from four

quatro,
(oh no.. what..)
tres,
dos,
(wait!)
UNOOOOO!!!

They all opened up their hoses FULL BLAST!!! One sprayed the green slime, one sprayed the cream, one sprayed the chocolate, and the other sprayed the recycled slop!

They were handing it to me and I was so taken back I forgot I was untied at first then I realized I could throw pies at them

But every time I tried to throw a pie at them one would use their hose to make it fly at me right out of my hand! For what felt like an eternity they hosed me down and all I could do was sit there and enjoy that moment

Now I'm thinking: 'thank god'

Then came MY moment they stopped and looked at each other and started sensually spraying each other with the hose the vats were FAR from empty rubbing each other down and spraying MORE MORE MORE!

As much as I wanted to join in I also wanted to get in a few good pies

So I got up and grabbed a couple of pies and snuck up to Miguelito and gave him a pie sandwich and he let out a big moan as if I made him cum. I went back to the rack and repeated on Juanito who turned around after and sprayed me with his creamy hose and rubbed his enormous cock all over me while he, too, let out a moan that you'd find in porn! I went back to grab MORE pies and Javier was next but he didn't seem to notice I was making my rounds and he was so very surprised by the two creamy pies clobbering him completely that he let out a moan like no one was watching - I swore he bust his nut My last pair, though Cezar was hip to the tricks because as I came to give him his sandwich he had that smirk like he knew something big was going to happen oh he let me give him his pie sandwich alright but what I didn't know was that I stood in the exact spot they marked for a mega green slime dump with chocolate cannons

I hit him with the pies and I saw him reach up and pull on a rope next thing you know a siren light was flashing in this sensually lit tent and everyone turned around and grabbed 2 pies each and greeted me just as the slime began to fall 6 LARGE chocolate cannons started bursting huge globs of chocolate all over me as the thickest, smoothest, green slime I've ever seen continues to ooze down my entire body like I stepped under a waterfall

Then the best of the best happened they all tossed their pies at me making me an unrecognizable figure standing covered in slop and then joined me rubbing me up and down and up and down with all the falling mess making it splash everywhere.

I realized then that the room we are in, this tent, is in fact a pool and the slop we have been throwing at each other has been accumulating around us!

We all started kissing, rubbing each other's dicks, each other's asses, then the floor of the pool became soft like a couch and in the center a bed-like area lifted We all stumbled onto the giant bed area and were at this point still being covered by the out of control, snake-like hoses that were left on spewing goo all over us while spinning around in the air it seemed like those vats would never empty I noticed there is still a half of a wall of pies and said, oh man we all looked at each other and then everyone went to the racks we each took turns delivering 2 pies to who needed and deserved them took turns hosing each other down with the various gooey tubes I often favored spraying the creamy tube and the chocolate tube and they always went for cream and green slime for me the recycle hose was making everything a giant massive fluff of mess that soon we were wading through as we rubbed each other down the cushioned floor made everyone sink in about another foot making the mess even deeper as the flying goo filled it up and the recycle hose made things super thick

As if things weren't dreamy enough Juanito took his massive cock to the pie racks and grabbed FOUR of the biggest pies he could balance and brought them over to me and told his friends to hold me down, on my back, legs in the air

He threw each pie as hard as he could perfectly on my hole... splattering it as high as the ceiling and all over me and the rest of the guys as they watched while stroking their dicks Miguelito was crouched over my face feeding me his hole that is completely covered in tasty goo which I can't get enough of ready to bust the pies were coating me more (as if that was possible) and making me so eager I had the chills and my nipples could cut diamonds

Then Juanito let out a short sinister laugh and started to press his enormously fat cock slowly through the pie and slime and into my ass as he worked himself inside me the others took this time to empty the pie racks all over Juanito and myself and each other as Juanito fucked me. After about 50 more pies Juanito said to the others in Spanish as he continues to slowly fuck my hole: yo, this shit is great come get some

So they each went to the pie rack and grabbed the last 4 pies and Miguelito slams a pie on my hole and fucks me really hard then Javier slams a pie on my hole and fucks me nice and slow.. man he's big then Cezar takes not one but TWO pies and slams one on each asscheek and plows me down with his monster-sized cock like no one was watching

Then they all took a pause, looked at each other, and tied me to this bed raft they sprayed me with more cream, more slime, more chocolate, took buckets from the vast pool of slop, and tossed them on me and my throbbing dick

Javier stepped over me but everything was so slippery that he fell perfectly on my hard dick and he slid it right up in his tight, willing, and eager hole so good he let out a moan that can only be described as a give me more moan so I did even though I was tied I did I whirled my hips and did then after seeing how good my big dick made him feel the others took turns riding me it was so hard to not cum especially being tied up in this ocean of mess with these sexy men who still haven't said a thing to me only thrown pies and slime all over

The best thing happened when they untied me and let me touch them as they ride my dick while inside Cezar, Juanito returned for more of my hole and slowly put his dick in my ass while I massaged Miguelito who is crouched over my chest sitting on my face as I stroke his dick and lick his hole as Javier begins to fuck Miguelito Miguelito strokes and sucks Cezar as we ALL have this glaze to our eyes in complete ecstasy all of our hands all over the place massaging nipples, asses, faces, dicks, all while the hoses continue to spray their snaky streams of slime all over the place coating us as we are intertwined and fucking

We all felt the earth shake the tingling of our senses combined

Then simultaneously everyone started to breathe heavier you know, the heavy breathing that you do when you know you're gonna bust and there's absolutely nothing you can do but

bust, that, nut

A chorus of moaning and fireworks of cum inside my hole, inside Miguelito, inside Cezar, Miguelito, and Cezar on my very messy chest

We all paused catching our breath dicks still inside each other

Woah

We all slowly pulled out and laid across one another I thought should we wrestle? So I started to slowly rub whoever I could reach

Next thing you know we are all wrestling around which felt really amazing.. for what seemed like forever we rolled around and hosed each other with the recycle hose that was still churning thick creamy goodness rubbed it all over each other tossed big handfuls that would give the best splat

We all stay hard as fuck because of this

So we all leaned into one another and began a circle jerk still caressing each other and massaging nipples and holes it really didn't take long before you heard that breathing again first Javier started squirming around as Miguelito slowly worked his dick into exploding his load all over like a fountain next I had the pleasure of working Cezar's magnificent and veiny cock to an oozy eruption of thick cum while Javier made me cum for eternity then Miguelito and Juanito started to squirm together and let out great big moans and loads

We all rested on each other with the same dick we stroked in our hand the most amazing experience

As we all caught our breath the pool started to evolve again the floor started to solidify, the bed went away but we were still swimming in thick fluffy cream

Javier turned on a water valve in the vats which cleaned out the vats, in turn, making the pool more full of thick slop as the recycle kept mixing it around yes it was a cleaning operation but as one does you must take advantage where you can so we continued to wrestle

This time was no different than the last we all got hard again but this time we ended up fucking again

As the water rushed around and made the thick slop grow at first Cezar slipped his dick inside of me at the same time Miguelito came over and slowly worked his dick in, too DP in the slop??? Fuck yeah! While they slowly filled me up they made out with each other while Juanito came over to sit on my throbbing dick which made me reach out and stroke him then Javier came and sat over Juanito and sat on his dick so I started stroking Javier's giant dick with a few strokes Javier's eyes were rolling back and I knew he would cum so I stopped for a sec he grabbed my hand and put it back on his dick this made me feel like I was gonna cum and ended up cumming in Juanito as Javier came all over my face which triggered Cezar and Miguelito to each start cumming inside my eager and hungry hole which I could feel every bit of I could see them still making out with each other while everyone's hands were sliding all over each other's bodies then I felt their cocks start to throb one triggered the other and eventually their cocks were exploding inside my hole

By now the recycling was mostly water but we were still very messy

Once we caught our breath for the final time we stood by the recycle to get most of the mess off

Then they pushed a few buttons and the whole place turned into a giant sprinkler allowing us each to completely clean off our bodies as their hot bodies glistened in the water I couldn't help but wonder if I would wake up? Am I that drunk that I got so deep in my head and am only imagining this?I soon found out that no this is definitely not a real dream it is real life!

Everything was cleaned up and they disposed of all of the slop properly in just as short of a moment as the setup they packed everything up but this time I decided to help and see their trucks there's a giant cartoon yellow water droplet on the side of these 2 trailer trucks curious but I didn't ask questions because I didn't know if they spoke English and didn't want to be rude

Once they finished they were wearing their rough jeans and boots again tipped their heads climbed up into their trucks

Then they threw out a box tied with a rope into a bow on top is this a thing they do? I read the card taped to it that said 'MUCHAS GRACIAS' on the front with the same yellow water drop and said to myself: 'there's a website when I have service I'll see what it's all about'

Whatever that was I could never forget it

My one lingering thought
Should I call them?

I walked back to camp slightly sad that they left and saw they not only lit a fire for me (how they did so without my noticing I have no clue), gave me a stack of wood, and left a container of food to cook with another bottle of whiskey

All that was left was to count the stars