A-sploshing in the yard one day A fair maid she did gaily play Mixing up the goop and slime Planning out a messy time When into view a figure came Black velvet cloak, dress of the same Her hood was up to hide her face Yet her voice echoed th...

(title shamelessly pinched from Brendon Burns) Over on the messy forum I notice a certain new pie video has been getting attention for its controversial subject matter. Regardless on my own thoughts on the matter (basically, while censorship doe...

Got some cute little cupcakes today. I can't wait to squash them between my big, natural D-cup breasts, filling my bra with gooey frosting and crushed cake. I might even save one or two to step on. Of course, I'll film it and share my new experience...

I went on a trip to Wyoming, Montana and Idaho, including 8 days in Yellowstone National Park and Grand Teton National Park last September (2011). I went solo this time so I took my mudding gear with me. On my second night of camping - just sou...

hey all readers i had a messy meet up jesterday whit a person i got to know on a online game called second life sadlly she didnt want to b on enny pictures it was awsomme we used beans,chocolat pudding,rice pudding,50egsand lots off shaving foa...

I'm not even making this up! Who knew? http://www.piecouncil.org/Events/NationalPieDay/ What are you doing to celebrate National Pie Day? I know what I'll be doing... "Grab a slice of life!" xxx - Christa

Today I bought a bunch of stuff for shooting more messy vids. I thought I'd share my shopping list so that you can get an idea of what's been on my dirty (messy?) mind. Canned Peaches in Syrup - 18lbs Whipped cream - 56oz Katchup - 342oz Mus...

(originally posted on the Splosh! board a few years ago, in response to a question about the history of the WAM scene) WAM/sploshing is one of the world’s oldest pastimes, dating back further even than the human race itself. The wacky dinosaurs we...

Hiya, thanks for taking an interest in Wamming mistakes, ones that need not repeating! We were dressed formally, really really nice, and somebody got a blueberry pie stuck to Bunny's dress! She was so dammn mad she ran round the corner to the garden...

Partially true story: Every summer, my city hosts a "Riverfest". A combination music festival / carnival in Riverside Park along the shores of The Rock River in S. Wisconsin. One year I was working at the food court - (sorta kinda) - as I h...

What do you think of my new store? http://christa_faust.umd.net/ I know it's just a simple template, and probably used by a billion other girls, but since my first full body splosh experience was with Cherry Pie filling, it seemed perfect. I...

I shot another video tonight, a special request for my friend "chocolatepie." This time I started off with a bang: a chocolate silk pie in the face! Then I got COMPLETELY covered in thick, sticky peanut butter and chocolate syrup. And when I say thic...

Last week after work I went shopping at a thrift store for some WAM clothes. While out, I got a text from a "friend" wanting to meet. We get together every now and then, and have had a few shower scenes in our briefs. I've recently been trying to...

So early one evening, I was in bed with a friend (the same guy I wrote my shaving cream story about). We were both in white briefs. I rolled him onto his stomach to rub his back, our briefs rubbing together as I pressed my hardon onto his butt. As...

I've been concentrating on messy vids lately, but I have two wetlook projects I'm working on right now. The first one, my retro bath, is taking way longer than I thought, but in the meanwhile I put together a little quickie for you. A wet vignette ca...

I almost did a spit take with my coffee when I read this news story: Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-pbandj-suspect,0,2305442.story I noticed that my video Peanut Butte...

Sara found herself on her own that sunny Saturday morning, fishing pole in her hand killing time and relaxing after the late night with her husband Tom. They two of them had been camping for the last three days enjoying time away from her high stress...

Bathroom Heaven Cath called down to me Im in the bathroom can you come and help me, I walked upstairs and into the bathroom to be greeted by Cath sitting on the edge of the bath wearing a white long sleeved shirt with the top three buttons undone dow...

Hey there I am Ur average girl nextdoor, I like to be spoiled and pampered...... As For what I am in to??? Well Mo$tly whatever other people are interested in #eeing.... Dont B afraind to ask most ull get is a No, that rarely happens..........ahah...

Alright UMDers? Well i hope so. As most of you already know eve and Lydia are not real but i am still going to write more stories with them in . This is a continuation of the first story with Lydia and eve in found here-http://umd.net/blogs/eve_helps...

I thought I was a trend setter with my peanut butter cup video, but now, check out this video of 100 women getting messy in public to find a hidden ring: http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/diamond-ring-cake-dive-28320237.html#crsl=%252Fvideo%...

... for my virtual store. http://christa_faust.umd.net/ I love the new look. What do you think? Meanwhile, speaking of pretty frocks, I'm busy setting up my next Pied in Public adventure. This time I'm planning to wear a full length, glamoro...

Happy (belated) Valentines Day to all my wet and messy friends! I'm hard at work getting my new video "BE MY MESSY VALENTINE" uploaded for you to enjoy. I used chocolate syrup and lots of whipped cream, topped off with sweet candy hearts. I crush...

Way back in 89, my Navy Reserve unit in Madison held its picnic/damage control olympics. Damage Control Olympics consisted of team competitions simulating emergency repairs that might have to be done aboard a Navy ship at sea. Such as shoring up s...

So here goes my first blog................ we have had such a welcome to the WAM community that I thought I would write a little something about our first time getting messy together. Ma and I have always been a little deviant, there aren't many bou...