(title shamelessly pinched from Brendon Burns)

Over on the messy forum I notice a certain new pie video has been getting attention for its controversial subject matter. Regardless on my own thoughts on the matter (basically, while censorship does nothing constructive, it's worth remembering that "Springtime For Hitler In Germany" was supposed to fail), it does suggest a possible new direction for producers in the field of "Bad Taste WAM". I therefore submit the following suggestions, free for uptake by any producers who fancy dooming their company in a bid to get noticed. All of these can be defended as clever social commentary, as everyone knows the best time to get someone thinking about important social issues is when they're punching the clown to a fetish video.


The Honeyed Hicks of the Fu Flux Flan

Who's that hanging from a neighbour's tree? Why, it's our sexy, liberated klansgirl Frankie Leo tied up against the backdrop of a big cross and pelted with pies and honey. WAM supremacy rules!


The Third Piech

The final solution to all your slapstick needs, as feisty Jewish princess Anne Wank turns the tables on Nazi dominatrix Iva Braunstain in the gunge chamber of Ouchwhips Prison Camp. Ve haff vays of making you strip!


Sundae Bloody Sundae

No love lost between our Belfast Babes as catholic cutie Ira Hailmary and protestant prettygirl Jackie Union get into a world of troubles. The muck of the Irish be with ya!