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Mudfunfan 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "This is amazing!"
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SouthWales 4/29/25Uploaded 3 new pictures in a forum post, "Washing my long hair"
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ThePieBoy 4/29/25Added a new video: "The Pie Boy in Shiny Black Leather Creams Himself"
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elon 4/29/25Commented on the scene Sporty Hot Pant Shower and Bath with Emma, "Please more with sport clothes and leggings, so hott"
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ccmucky 4/29/25Wrote a review for the download "Dirty Porn Star" and said, "Muddy Monday..."
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rslop2 4/29/25
Filled tsarmina's boots with butter
CustardCannon1 4/29/25
Put a pie on a stool for SexyCJPlays to sit on
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Swamp Angel 4/29/25syntheticAdded a new video: "004 AI Women Long Cape Muddy Batube"
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Sinbad316 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "Fuuuuuuuck!!!!!! I rly wish i was in there with you having sex in that mud, turned into a mindless, horny, faceless clay mud creature with a mouthful of mud, eager to suck that mud cock and just have sex with you in that mud dor HOURS on end!"
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ThePieBoy 4/29/25Added a new video: "The Pie Boy Creamed in Blue PVC/Yellow Rubber"
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plumbum 4/29/25
Pulled bvd into the mudwrestling ring
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Polarwet 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "wow! so handsome "
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WETColours 4/29/25Commented on a photo: " "
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MrWetShirt 4/29/25
Went swimming with Lukeisking, fully-clothed
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Perdi 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "Uoooowwww"
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stockingman 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "What's that pink thing Marie, is it for scratching your back "
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MrWetShirt 4/29/25
Squirted spiker231 with a hose
MrWetShirt 4/29/25
Played on an extra-oily slip and slide with tsarmina
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DSlapstick 4/29/25Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "Wet"
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Pie_brasil_SP 4/29/25Uploaded 2 new pictures to his photo album, "New model"
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Jewel of Oregon 4/29/25Commented on the video Lost Wrestlemania Bet, "Love it when you lose a bet. You gave it to yourself good. SPLAT"
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Healer 4/29/25Commented on the video Leather Pants and Shirt Soaked in Trough, "I can feel what you feel mate!!"
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theekopje 4/29/25
Pushed Madelief's head into a chocolate fountain
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swehed125 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "Love the dress"
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Steffi2 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "WOW "
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Michiganpie 4/29/25
Hit the target to plunged tsarmina into a dunk tank of honey
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Steffi2 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "you two are extremely hot"
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piebob 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "Yummy"
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swehed125 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "L9ve the toggs"
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swehed125 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "Looking sultry Already for fun Xx"
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MessyandMuddy 4/29/25
Pushed tsarmina into a wrestling ring filled with mud
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wetsteve 4/29/25Commented on a photo: ""
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Sk8erboi 4/29/25Uploaded 5 new pictures to his photo album, "Sk8erboi's Gallery"
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Custardboy 4/29/25
Covered Steffi2 in cream
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RevSlymsford 4/29/25Uploaded 26 new pictures to his photo album, "New Store: Previously On UMD"
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Luscious Laura 4/29/25Uploaded 1 new picture to her photo album, "Dressed up before the Sploshing!"
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Luscious Laura 4/29/25Uploaded 1 new picture to her photo album, "Dressed up before the Sploshing!"
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TXmudder 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "Yes, make sure to coat the important bits"
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Wamwam10 4/29/25
Threw cake at Messadonia's clean outfit
Wamwam10 4/29/25
Gave ninadunklin a creamy shampoo
Mudicon20 4/29/25
Served a muddy soccer ball to Luscious Laura
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Hugo3294 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "Never seen you looking so gorgeous"
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Hugo3294 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "Pie that ass"
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Hugo3294 4/29/25
Smooshed Brianc_159's face into a pie
ClownPieAI 4/29/25Uploaded 12 new pictures to his photo album, "The Origin of Pietheclown"
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Mikewet 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "Bathing is fun... with two like-minded people in tight jeans and a cool outfit"
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Mikewet 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "You sweet boy"
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PieMeAllOver 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "Fantastic! I can almost smell that stinky mangrove mud from here! "
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skirtpie 4/29/25syntheticUploaded 3 new pictures in a forum post
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mwetm2012 4/29/25syntheticUploaded 3 new pictures to his photo album, "Wet & sexy - Wetlook AI"
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mudman121 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "First time? He is a natural! Where did you find him?"
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mwetm2012 4/29/25syntheticUploaded 9 new pictures to his photo album, "Wet & sexy - Wetlook AI"
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DAV42gt 4/29/25Commented on the scene Emma Swims in a Sporty LuluLemon and Nike Combo, "Elle est vraiment tr belle et sexy. J'adore qu'elle soit pieds nues"
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SlimeFan89 4/29/25Uploaded 5 new pictures to his photo album, "Internet finds"
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geebee 4/29/25
Had a massive pie fight with Mary Messhall
geebee 4/29/25
Turned Mary Messhall's head into a pie sandwich
tsarmina 4/29/25
Gave rslop2 a big ol' hug while covered in eggs
tsarmina 4/29/25
Gave LeRex a big ol' hug while covered in syrup
tsarmina 4/29/25
Gave Michiganpie a big ol' hug while covered in lube
Cheeky_Welshlad 4/29/25
Dunked RainbowEclipse into a vat of gunge
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Beantwn 4/29/25Uploaded 21 new pictures in a forum post, "Tipping is getting out of control"
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ShampooKing 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "they do say blondes have more fun and it looks like you are having a blast"
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Pup_Laker 4/29/25Uploaded 9 new pictures to his photo album, "2025"
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RainbowEclipse 4/29/25
Pulled Cheeky_Welshlad into the pool
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mwetm2012 4/29/25Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "Wet & Sexy - Work"
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Darkabyss445 4/29/25Uploaded 16 new pictures to her photo album, "Erotic"
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Darkabyss445 4/29/25Added a new scene: "Custard Goo Pies and Slime Naked Sensations"
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squishytoes 4/29/25Commented on the video A Cake This Time?!, "wish I was there to do that to you in person rather than having to do it to yourself"
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charlie custard 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "Wow!!!"
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Darkabyss445 4/29/25Added a new scene: "Naked and Finding My Clothes in the Mud"
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magwet1 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "Me too"
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Ksplosh sploshingK 4/29/25
Uploaded 6 new youtube vids to the forum.
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megapies 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "Perfect action shot - SOOOO hot! "
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megapies 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "What it's all about - just gorgeous "
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skintightwetjeans 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "That's the way to do it always swim in tight jeans"
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skintightwetjeans 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "Would love to join you in that shower"
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skintightwetjeans 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "Very sexy"
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DungeonMasterOne 4/29/25Uploaded 8 new pictures in a forum post, "Bonus Scene! Maude and honeysuckle fully-clothed hairwashing and hosedown"
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ThePieBoy 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "Getting Pied sitting at a booth in a restaurant by a waitress is still my most favorite thing on this planet!!!! "
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ThePieBoy 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "My first Pie Girl's mom used to say that PVC and Pies were meant to go together. Watching the PIE Cream splatter and drip all over the Shiny surface is just so visually stimulating, I can't get enough of it..... I Loved that woman. She was also responsible for getting me to get Pied in public. She tried very hard to get me booked on the Jenny Jones Show.... the show left us hanging in the breeze for almost a year before they finally thanked us but said they weren't interested in that type of content anymore, that they were moving on to other things.... Blah blah blah blah blah. ."
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mudwanderer121 4/29/25Commented on the video A Little Mud Crawl, "You must've had fun! The creaminess of the mud makes me want to teleport to this place! "
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ThePieBoy 4/29/25Commented on a photo: " Oh my!!! This picture made me so Horny and Hot back in the day! . I never had any problems getting women to dress up in PVC/Rubber/Leather for me though. . Women were always happy to suit up in something shiny and sexy to throw Pies in my Face! . Most times, they didn't want to give the outfits back! . Nowadays.... my success rate on getting anyone to throw Pies in my Face when I go out is 4 out of 10. . I guess I'm just not as handsome as I was when I was in my 20's. "
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mudwanderer121 4/29/25Commented on the scene Mucked and Fucked, Raw and Rough!, " "
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Luscious Laura 4/29/25
Flung mud at Mudicon20
Luscious Laura 4/29/25
Turned PrinceofPie's head into a pie sandwich
Luscious Laura 4/29/25
Turned lion262's head into a pie sandwich
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leatherdk 4/29/25Commented on a photo: " "
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leatherdk 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "wow would join you big time in my leather too"
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Darkabyss445 4/29/25Uploaded 13 new pictures in a forum plug
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levis501 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "That Levi's 501 button fly!"
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Takenga Paru 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "Absolute best mud ever, epic pictures, 2 muddy monsters you're awesome Thank you very much ! "
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levis501 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "Sexy Levi's 501 ass!"
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Takenga Paru 4/29/25Commented on the video Dip in a Barrell Full of Machine Grease, "Yeah I wouldn't hold much longer too ! Awesome grease ! Very very hot <3"
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MessyBearLondon 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "Got to make sure that chest is well covered - terrible if someone feels they've been short-changed "
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MessyBearLondon 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "Nice even coverage "
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MessyBearLondon 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "The big-bellied chump falls for it again. Will he ever learn? "
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Steffi2 4/29/25Commented on a photo: "that's really hot"
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sixfootsub 4/29/25
Made maxim790 sit on a cake
Messy Irina 4/29/25
Made wamman2018 sit on a cake
wamman2018 4/29/25
Turned Messy Irina's head into a pie sandwich
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