Commented on RevSlymsford's profile: "Wishing you an absolutely fabulous Birthday, Rev. I hope that you have a truly wonderful day, do the things you want to do and spend it with the people you love. My party hat is forever doffed. All the best.
Shame, just being pipped to WOTD, now that would have been a birthday treat."
Guys and girls lube up with slimy nuru gel (methylcellulose / Natrasol type lotion) and massage them with their naked bodies. Then very happy endings...