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"Don't do the crime if you can't do the slime"
Producer: Splatter Island
Added 9/4/17
21,889 plays
Keywords: slime
labeled male
Ryan is our latest contestant. He is an inmate at Splatter Island Corrections, convicted of smuggling "Do Not Remove" tags.
During gameplay, he gets stripped, along with:
20 pies
2 slimes
1 water
Over on the piersquared Media download store, he has three OneShots*, which are:
splatjack--can Ryan hit 21 and not get splattered?
Sentencing--Ryan is sentenced to jail. If he makes an impassioned defense, will he be shown leniency?
Evidence--The government offers Ryan a lighter sentence if he will rat out the recruiters for sponge inside Splatter Island Corrections. Will he turn state's evidence?
*All videos are under 49--Ryan. Select the video you want, or get all four in the combo pack and save 10%
During gameplay, he gets stripped, along with:
20 pies
2 slimes
1 water
Over on the piersquared Media download store, he has three OneShots*, which are:
splatjack--can Ryan hit 21 and not get splattered?
Sentencing--Ryan is sentenced to jail. If he makes an impassioned defense, will he be shown leniency?
Evidence--The government offers Ryan a lighter sentence if he will rat out the recruiters for sponge inside Splatter Island Corrections. Will he turn state's evidence?
*All videos are under 49--Ryan. Select the video you want, or get all four in the combo pack and save 10%
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