Darren is a bouncer, and thinks since he can face down drunk guys at the bar, he has what it takes to face down Splatter Island. Isn't that cute! He doesn't realize Splatter Island is way different. Instead of having punches thrown at his face, he'll have pies. *Bonus scenes include:

- The professor of Animal Husbandry at Splatter Island University tackles behavior problems on campus.

- Who reigns over Splatter Island?

- Paddington needs your help.

Two versions included--Island background and Curtain background.