I am always on the lookout for a new place to get muddy. Getting messy at home with food or paint is fine but mud needs to be in the outdoors. With more people out walking nowadays the safe locations are getting fewer so I was particularly glad to fi...

Jonathan had been working in client relations for the same electrical contractors for almost twenty years. During that time, he'd seen plenty of changes in the company including five different bosses, the increasing importance of digital reviews and...

Copyright 2024 Woodsmudder All rights reserved My New Life, Chapter 2: Baptism by drain oil I've already told the story of how I learned the joy of being muddy and greasy. It happened after I got fed up with my life and with working in the corp...

Copyright 2024 Woodsmudder All rights reserved My New Life, Chapter 4: Luke, brother in mud Rain fell gently on the trailer's roof. It was going to be a warm, wet Sunday of steady rain. Sandy had gotten me into hiking on Sundays. She was a re...

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage: the tap-dancing and expert slapstick masters, Dorian and Harold!" An applause can be heard before the curtains open. The set resembles a posh 1920s ballroom, with a grand staircase in the background, a po...

Copyright 2024 Woodsmudder All rights reserved Becoming Tommy the Mud Man These days everyone knows me as Tommy. I like it. It's who I am. But I wasn't always Tommy. For most of my young life I was Thomas. No one would even think of calling...

Stewart had one word to describe is current mood: bored. He had made an appearance during culture at his school, and he was from a Scottish heritage, so he was currently at his stand, waiting for anyone to come by. Luckily for him, most people had me...

Copyright 2024 Woodsmudder All rights reserved Chapter 3-First Mud (This story was inspired by Muddybootsnlevis' excellent "The Mud Business". My story and the characters in it are 100% fiction, with one exception: like my story's narrator, I wished...

Copyright 2024 Woodsmudder All rights reserved Chapter 4- Mud and Guns in the Sierra (This story was inspired by Muddybootsnlevis' excellent "The Mud Business". My story and the characters in it are all 100% fiction with one exception - like my st...

You invite me to a dinner party and ask me to come early to setup. As an obedient sub I agree. When I arrive you inform me that I am to be the entertainment. I look at you with a puzzled look on my face as you direct me to your bedroom. On your bed...

Copyright 2024 Woodsmudder All rights reserved Chapter 5 Muddy Job in Colorado (This story was inspired by Muddybootsnlevis' excellent "The Mud Business". My story and the characters in it are all 100% fiction with one exception - like my story's na...

My name is George Patwood and I am a communications officer on the USS Enterprise. Today I had arranged a consultation with Counselor Troi. I arrived on time on deck 5, where the ship's counselor's office was located. I entered the room and looked ar...

(All characters are 18+) Mallory picked up the pace checking her watch again seeing the dead screen as she held a folder of a couple headshots in one hand, and her coffee balanced in the other. "Why oh why did it have to die today?" She thought ba...

Steve double checked his messages. There was Mary, texting that she and the kids had boarded the plane and that she'd do her best to text him close to when they landed. She'd been nice about the whole thing. Said it would only be a month or so. Just...

Jess was stood in the kitchen drinking a coffee when she heard Adams call from the garage. "Everything's ready whenever you are" She took a final mouthful and headed up to their bedroom to get herself dressed in whatever it was Adam had laid out f...

Britt Baker and Alexa Bliss had been exchanging insults on social media trying to make the point who had the best hair in the wrestling industry. They were also saying that they would prove it in person and have some humiliation as the reward. For th...

Craig always thought that he was the luckiest person in the world. He had so many good fortunes come his way. And he has always taken it for granted. But today, his luck would run out. Craig is a charming man with green eyes and blonde hair that is...

I used to love watching Fear Factor, but I found that the messiest stunts were also reserved for hot women. Time to change it up. - - - The Fear Factor set was buzzing with energy as the sun dipped below the horizon, casting a golden glow over th...

The Nominees: The vibrant atmosphere of *Noel's House Party* buzzes as Noel Edmonds, beaming with his trademark grin, steps forward to the applause of the lively studio audience. "Ladies and gentlemen," he says, drawing out the suspense, "it's that t...

Copyright 2024 Woodsmudder All rights reserved Chapter 6 Glorious Mud Wrestle Becomes Worst Day Ever (This story was inspired by Muddybootsnlevis' excellent "The Mud Business". My story and the characters in it are all 100% fiction with one excep...

Gary Thunderwood steps onto the stage, the audience cheering wildly. The set is vibrant with neon lights, big screens, and a giant spinning wheel in the center, hinting at the upcoming challenges. "Welcome, folks, to Win or Bust! The show where the b...

The Martinez family--45-year-old Julian and his sons, 18-year-old Emilio and 20-year-old Diego--sat in the studio audience of *What Would You Do?*, excited for what the evening had in store. The lights dimmed as Marc Summers stepped onto the stage wi...

I was finally going out on a date with Cassie, and I couldn't be happier. We'd been colleagues for many months, both working in the same company; her in Marketing on the third floor and me in Logistics on the fifth. We'd first met in the foyer and th...

Thought I'd have a go at writing a Wam fiction/fantasy story. I'll call this chapter 1 for the time being. Not if I should carry it on or leave it there. Let me know what you think. "Becky!!!!! You need to stop being so bitchy. I've had enough of yo...

As Dan entered the locker room, he noticed it looked cleaner than it normally does. Towels neatly hung, carpet well kept, and locker doors all polished. Even the woman at the front desk who gave Dan his key was different. However, Carla, beautiful...