Dmd vs Bliss (best hair in wrestling)Story by nashvilleslimePosted 10/7/24 525 views
Britt Baker and Alexa Bliss had been exchanging insults on social media trying to make the point who had the best hair in the wrestling industry. They were also saying that they would prove it in person and have some humiliation as the reward. For them, there was no better form of self-validation than humiliating the other. That's when an up and coming TV producer decided to pitch a show where they could settle their dispute on who had the best hair and the loser would face an extremely messy hair punishment which the winner would get to administer to the loser.
A few weeks went by the the shows set was ready to settle their dispute between Britt and Alexa, to prove they had the best hair.
The way they would settle this was to them each of them trash a person of their choosing hair and the audience will vote to decide the winner.
Britt picked Cathy Kelley as her candidate because she knew Cathy was very animated and pretty damn sexy.
Alexa went with Renee Paquette as her choice having worked with her Renee was always happy to help a friend and wasn't afraid of getting messy.
Showtime the lights in the studio lit up the stage Cathy Kelley was seated with Britt standing behind her with a large table filled all sorts of sweet liquids in large jug's.
Across the stage Renee was seated and Alexa was standing behind her and had a large table filled with many Jug's filled with savory liquids.
The host begin the show, the opening contest will begin with Alexa and Renee.
Alexa placed a hand on Renee's head even running her fingers through Renee's lovely blonde hair, Renee smiling looking back at Alexa telling her not to hold back as if she has to get her hair messy she wants to win this.
Alexa smiled at that as the host announce the first person to be judged.
He than proclaim Renee had very pretty hair at least for the moment just before Alexa took a large jug of mustard and poured right on top of Renee head and keep pouring down Renee the other blonde and feeling the mustard slide over Renee face as it ran out the bottom of her hair Alexa didn't want to miss a single strand of hair. Next she grabbed a jug of ranch dressing slowly pouring into Renee's hair making sure to rub it in as she wanted her hair coated as best as possible.
Renee seeing her long blond hair quickly being ruined and her face become covered with messy she laughed reaching back grabbing a jug of bacon grease on her hair giving her a very nasty and gross dirty hair even running her hands in her hair ensuring her hair coated in mess. Alexa feeling pretty good grab one last jug it being honey Dijon mustard Renee decided to look up as Alexa pour it over her head hitting Renee in the face with some force as Alexa kept pouring it knowing she had won this battle as Renee couldn't stop laughing she was having a blast.
A camera held close to get the great big mess all over Renee hair who enjoyed being hit with sauce the feeling of getting messy was so fun. Alexa looked at the host letting him know she was finished with her messing up of Renee.
She smiled walking over to a chair where she would watch Britt trash Cathy's hair next.
The host explained the contest rules once again turning attention toward Britt and Cathy.
Britt got behind Cathy and got her jugs ready, Cathy feeling a bit of pressure after seeing Renee getting her hair messed up and looked she enjoyed it, Britt grabbed a jug of honey and started to pour it on to Cathy's hair right against her scalp while holding back some large amount.
Cathy opened her mouth not expecting to have the honey poured straight into her hair to start the mess. As the honey streamed all over her and ran down to her face. Cathy lifted an arm to wipe the honey away from her eyes.
She was enjoying the feel of warm honey streaming down over her face and hair.
Cathy looked back seeing Britt grabbing a bottle of milk and starting to pour it right on top of her head dousing her entire head in white dairy.
Making sure to get every inch of Cathys hair, next Britt grabbed a large jug of chocolate syrup opening the top and tilting it upside down with the goal to empty the entire contents on Cathy. It take Britt over a minute to empty the large jug of sauce soaking all of Cathy hair and a fair amount of her face in dark chocolate, of course now Britt had to rub it but before she could Cathy's hands were already in her own hair rubbing the chocolate into her hair.
Britt stepped aside was laughing at the sight Cathy hands smearing chocolate sauce on her head rubbing all around with her fingers. Britt had placed a fist over her mouth laughing Cathy could hear Britt and began to giggle and put on a show for her, moaning and yelping as she put on a show of massaging her fingers up and down her arms making sure not a single hair had been left out in the process.
Britt then took to large jugs of maple syrup and started pouring while Cathy kept at it rubbing it all in her hair; after both jugs were empty Britt decided to add one last thing she grabbed two massive gooey pies and slammed them on both sides of Cathy's head then moved them over her head making sure every inch of Cathys head got some pie.
Cathy put her hands on her hips smiling and giggling proud of herself as Britt looked to host to end her round.
Two tables separated Renee and Cathy It was time for the audience to decide who was their pick?
After serval tense minutes the host brought Alexa and Britt to center stage where there was a large machine with many hoses all pointed above a seat in the middle.
Ok folks the votes are in it was very very close but you have decided the winner tonight is.
Alexa Bliss the crowd starts cheering loudly Alexa has the biggest smile she starts to do a little dance and sees the sad look on Britt's face as Britt knows she is about face a massive messy hair punishment.
Alexa had planned for this Britt to be the loser; Alexa knew if the voting was against her than she would not want a messy hair punishment.
Alexa not letting Britt have a moment to back out grabbed Britt by the arm pulling her to the center of the stage Alexa had everything ready to ruin a very beautiful set of long pretty brown hair.
Alexa pushed Britt into the chair under the machine making sure Britt was in perfect position for all the hoses that surrounded her head.
Ok I want everyone to take one long last look because in just a minute this nice clean smooth head is going to be ruined and nasty matted hair.
Britt started to look up at Alexa and saw a look of determination on the lovely short blonde she let out a sigh knowing Alexa would use this to make her look like an absolute disgusting wreak.
Alexa raised her arm to a large red button pressing it Alexa decided she wanted a up close and personal view of Britt getting her hair punishment she got behind Britt as she wanted to have her hands in Britt's hair rubbing everything in
5 massive hoses came to life dosing Britt with a torrent of sticky and thick condiments; Britt had never felt anything like this her hair being pelted with a endless stream of ketchup, mayo, mustard, icing, butter and pizza sauce.
The hoses would automatically turn off for 5 seconds then would turn on for another 25 seconds, allowing Britt only five brief moments to catch her breath before the next wave of cold nastiness hit her. Alexa kept rubbing it all in Britt's hair
Britt could only sit there and take it each burst of sauce her hair was becoming slick, the mass of stinking mix would stay clumped for second and slid off and down her face and shoulders. In a final statement Alexa pulled Britt's hair to force Britt's face upwards and her mouth open just as the hoses let out a torrent of mustard covering Britt's face and she took a mouth full of mustard as one of the hoses sprayed a jet of it straight down her throat making her quickly spit out the stuff.
She coughed a bit as Alexa the hoses suddenly stopped leaving Britt and the audience in awe of the nasty site, and they were both right Alexa had utterly ruined Britt Baker, a once long and silky smooth flowing and clean brown hair had been ruined.
Alexa came out from behind the machine cleaned her hands off as she took center stage and sat in the large fancy chair that had Winner placed all over it. Alexa decided to play with her hair as it was now the best hair in all of wrestling.
Then the host walked over next to Alexa as she was enjoying her win looked to the audience and ask them if they should really let Alexa leave the show with a clean head of hair. The audience cheered no no, Alexa giggling thinking nothing can take down her hair as she sat in her great chair.
Than a loud buzzer went off Alexa jumped at the sound then from the ceiling a large stream of slime hit Alexa right on top of her head then ran down hair hair, Alexa's hands went to her hair in a desperate attempt to block the slime but she only rubbed the slime in more. In the moment Alexa decided to embrace the slime as Renee embraced the mess earlier that gave her the win; Alexa started shaking her head back and forth her hair was slimy and was having a blast rubbing the slime into her hair . Cathy and Renee ran over got on both sides of Alexa helped give Alexa a slime shampoo by pushing the her hair between both hands then pulling her hair back and forth again and again letting the slime completely soak her hair, pushing their hands together to make a big splat of green slime hit and run down Alexa's scalp, her hair was so heavy with slime it drooped down making Alexa have to continually shake her head and flick her hair to get it off her face as best she could, Alexa not minding was making quite the racket as she tried to get her hair off her face in between laughs she would yell each time "C'mon, a big splat of slime!". Cathy and Renee held Alexa's slimes head down and poured as much slime as they could over it and kept running there hands in it trying to get a super messy head. "I'd call this win I don't think any one has been this messy?" Renee spoke they were finished with the slime shampoo.