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A Series of Mess-Adventures: Episode 1 The Clown College Showdown
Story by eastcoastpie
Posted 10/19/24     1433 views
As Dan entered the locker room, he noticed it looked cleaner than it normally does. Towels neatly hung, carpet well kept, and locker doors all polished. Even the woman at the front desk who gave Dan his key was different. However, Carla, beautiful and voluptuous, was not new to this gym. She handed Dan the key to locker 8. Now, it was also very early in the morning and not Dan's typical workout time, so he didn't think much of these slight altercations from his normal routine. It was so early that there was no one else in the locker room. He made his way to locker 8, still noticing how clean everything was. He put down his bag and started to undress, changing out of his normal clothes into his swim attire as he usual starts his workout swimming laps. Since no one else was in the locker room, he felt more comfortable than ever just stripping all the way naked before putting on his swim jammers. Dan stood by his locker completely naked when he glanced over and noticed this locker room had a separate area off near the showers. Curious, and still naked, he walked over and stood in wonder when he saw a long table complete with roughly 50 fresh, newly baked banana cream pies. Before he had the chance to make his way back to his locker, off in the distance he heard the faint sounds of women chatter. It was getting louder and louder and coming faster and faster. Three thoughts rushed through Dan's head at that moment. This must be the girl's locker room! What are all these pies for? I'm completely naked and must find a place to hide before they come in!

Dan dashed behind a side table next to the main table, feeling completely exposed, as he heard the locker door swing open. In walked four big, beautiful women. They were all wearing the same outfit. Still trying to hide the best he could, Dan made out what was on each of the girls' shirts. Things were starting to make a little more sense when he saw on the front that each shirt had "BBW Clown College" written in bold block lettering. Did the woman at the front desk give him this key on purpose? Are these pies for the clowns? The situation turned for Dan when one of the girls, Nicole, noticed something. "Hey, Ashley, whose gym bag is this?

Ashley was already in the process of undressing. Pulling down her underwear, now standing completely naked, she too was curious. Dan was frozen in slight fear but also amazed at the sight of seeing Ashley standing there naked, enormous boobs with a big, beautiful round butt. "Hmmm, not sure. Tiffany, Anna, is this yours?" Anna came over to check, already in just a towel. "No, must've been left here overnight. Let's hurry ladies, we need to take showers and pack up these pies for the show." Now there's no way Dan could hide now. The showers were right next to the table where he was hiding. They would surely see him. Now is when his situation hits the fan, so they say. "Hey?! Umm excuse me. Ladies, look what we have here?!" Dan looked over his shoulder to see Tiffany towering over him, completely naked, with her enormous boobs just inches from his face. Dan shot up and tried to explain as he cupped his hands over his dick to try and regain some decency. "I uh umm, this was a huge mistake! I'm so sorry. The woman at the front desk must've given me" Before he could finish his explanation, the other girls came over to check on the commotion.

By now, Nicole had also removed her clothes, so Dan, Tiffany, Nicole, and Ashley were all standing there completely naked with Anna still modestly in just a towel. Dan tried to explain further but the girls all stood there with the same thought. Nicole broke up Dan's stuttering apology. "Well sir, Carla does this often to unexpected men. She switches the men's and women's locker room from time to time. Especially when we're here. I'm afraid, however, you must be punished for trespassing and for hiding in the girl's locker room. My name is Nicole and I'm the president of the BBW Clown College and you sir are in for a lesson."

Nicole walks over to Dan and brings him to the table full of banana cream pies, patting his naked ass, she offers him solace. "Don't you worry, Hun, we'll take good care of you." Dan, unsure how to respond, stood there as Nicole bent him over and smushed his face into a banana cream pie. Dan's naked ass was exposed fully to the girls behind smirking in amazement and laughing at his misfortune. As Nicole continued to smear his face around, Anna grabbed another pie from the table and pied Dan's naked ass, smearing it with delight. Dan was in disbelief but also feeling quite aroused. It was a confluence of emotions. He was let go from the pie and stood up, letting the pie plop down from his ass and face. The cream and crust often hit his dick as it made its way to the floor. "Hey that wasn't your turn!" Ashley snipped at Anna. "Well, I couldn't help myself." Ashley walked over to Anna. "Well, I can't help this!" Ashley took hold of the towel around Anna and pulled it right off exposing Anna's huge boobs and, like the others, huge bouncy butt. Anna's boobs and butt jiggled as Ashley threw Anna's towel to the floor. Anna gasped in frustration as Ashley placed her hand to the back of Anna's head and planted her face right into a pie on the table. Smearing it around, she then took Dan, put him down on all fours and smashed his face into Anna's gigantic round butt. She smeared his face around in Anna's ass for good measure. The other girls snickered and gasped. Nicole started to sense what was about to happen. They are clowns for that matter. She stood back a little and watched the next act unfold. She discovered that Dan may have brought something to their routine that she didn't know was needed until now. A male tat to these BBW's tit.

Anna, slowly removing her face from the pie, started to plot her next move. "I think you're just jealous of my ass (she also proceeded to remove Dan's face from her butt and stand him up). Also, this isn't about me." Anna picked up a pie as she stood up and planted it right in Dan's face. Smearing that banana cream filling all over. "Also, let's give this man a peek at another mountain" Anna walks to Ashley and bends her over, pushing her face into a pie for a face full of banana cream. As Ashley's gigantic ass is now exposed, Anna puts Dan back on all fours and smears his face inside Ashley's butt. "There. Oh, and one more thing" With Dan's face still in Ashley's butt, he brings Tiffany over, turns her around, bends her over and pushes her butt against Ashley's butt. Dan's face is now smothered between two big, beautiful naked butts while his face is covered in banana cream pie. Somewhere, Carla is smiling knowing what she's done. Once the butt sandwich is over, Dan stands up and wonders how this is going to end. Ashley gets up, face covered in pie, now stands holding a pie in each hand. Barely being able to see with cream covering her eyes, Ashley starts to pie Dan when he moves out of the way causing Ashley to accidentally pie Nicole right in the face. Still holding the other pie, she realizes she missed Dan and wonders what's going to happen now that she's pied the clown college president.

All while being completely naked. Nicole, slowly wiping the pie from her face, starts to walk over to a chair and brings it over by the table. "Now, Hun, I guess that pie was meant for this man here, right?" "Here let me show you what you should have done" Nicole places a pie onto the chair, takes the pie that Ashley is still holding and puts it on the table. "Here, have a seat." Nicole places Ashley onto the chair with Ashley's huge bouncy naked ass crushing the pie. Banana cream pie filling and crust smear out from her butt as Nicole makes sure to squish her around in the seat to get as much of the pie into and all over her butt as possible. With Ashley still seated, Nicole then puts her hand to the back of Ashley's head and pushes it right down into the pie on the table. Also smushing it around for good measure. "There, that's what you should have done." The three other girls and Dan, naked and pied, watch Ashley stand up with the pie from her butt hitting the floor and the pie crust on her face dripping down to each of her enormous boobs, causing them to jiggle. "Ok, ladies and man, you asked for it."

A massive naked pie fight ensues.

Nicole plants a pie to Dan's face, Anna pies Tiffany smearing banana cream all around her face, Dan picks up a pie for once but before he can do anything with it, Nicole comes behind him and gives him a banana cream pie sandwich to the face. She smacks his butt with her hand. "Not so fast, Hun" Nicole then grabs the pie from his hand and pies him right in the crotch, smearing the cream all over. Anna takes Dan and plants his face in between Ashley's enormous boobs and smushes them around. Nicole takes Anna and Tiffany over to the table and plants each of their faces into a pie. With their big, beautiful butts exposed, Nicole puts Dan and Ashley on all fours. She then proceeds to smash Dan's face inside Tiffany's butt and Ashley's face inside Anna's butt. As this flurry of events starts to escalate further, the locker room door flings open and in walks Carla. Carla snickers and laughs at all this pied nakedness. "Gym's about to open you crazy clowns. Did you enjoy yourselves?" Nicole, looking around in satisfaction, gives Carla a satisfactory nod. "Yes, Hun, thank you. We gave this man a nice punishment, but it seems we may have also made a discovery. We're going to all shower together and clean up. Be out soon." Nicole removes Dan's face from Tiffany's jiggly butt and stands him up. "Sir, how would you like to join our college?" Dan's answer, muffled due to a face full of banana cream, came rather quickly. "I'd be delighted."

And just like that, the BBW Clown College had their muse. The End.
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Comments:
Deeppan9:
10/20/24
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Great story. I look forward to reading more
pieclown:
10/20/24
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Oh, this was pie-rageous!! Let me have another.
eastcoastpie:
10/20/24
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Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it. Just getting started here. More to come!
KakeKid:
10/21/24
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Love this! More!
ht123:
10/21/24
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Where is this gym, I need to sign up!
briff1es:
10/21/24
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Love this! More please!
cmfan777:
10/21/24
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Very nicely done. I think this could become a great series. Bravo.
HoustonK9:
10/22/24
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Brilliant story. I'm hooked now on whatever you write next
KakeKid:
12/24/24
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Ugh, I just came back around to see if this author has created any follow up stories and the account has been deactivate. Sad news indeed.
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