The Fall of James Carrington
James Carrington strutted through the county fairgrounds as if he owned the place. In his mind, he did--figuratively, of course. His outfit was a declaration of dominance. A Brioni two-button suit in deep navy, hand-stit... |
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The members gathered to celebrate Season Closing Day. It was a day of relaxation, camaraderie, and indulgence for most, but there was one guest who always managed to sour the mood--James Anderson, the conservative columnist and perpetual t... |
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In this city where baseball was more than just a game, the fervor for the local team's... |
In the quaint town of Willowbrook, an annual pie-eating contest was the highlight of the summer festival. The contest drew crowds from neighboring towns who gathered to watch as participants devoured pie after pie, their faces smudged with cream and... |
"Can't believe this nonsense about non-smoking, outside even," James muttered to himself, his disdain evident in his voice, "Who's gonna stop me?"
Dressed in an impeccable charcoal gray pinstripe double-breasted suit with a contrasting collar, Our... |
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(sobs between whimpers)(sobs between whimpers)
It's no secret Yours Truly, a.k.a. CockySuit, is known as one of The City's most eligible bachelors. In fact, I was listed as #7 out of 10 in CITY MAGAZINE'S most recent feature story, with the promise... |
This was the year Patrick's friends were finally going to teach him that lesson.
For years, every Halloween, Patrick's version of "costume" somehow always managed to afford him an opportunity to look his best, in one of his form-fitting, bespoke sui... |
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Rich h... |
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The "man" is closer to a boy playing dress-up, but Hal doesn't mind. Hal's alternated between following and preceding him down the wooded path to the water's edge, a... |
Summer 2009
We have an outdoor "bar mall" here, and one Sunday afternoon during a heat-wave, they were advertising something called, Models and Throttles, which was supposed to be this biker event. I mean I guess there were some bikers there...I did... |
August 2000
Late summer in Manhattan can be so hot that the entire city smells like the subway; this was one of those nights.
I'm on my way to the Lure (a leather/levi gay bar in the meat-packing district) on a Wednesday night for what is called "... |
Ode to a Splash from a Passing Car
Downpour at dusk
You meet corner
Hey, there, Corner!
Light changes, "Don't walk."
Car 4th behind a left-turning one
switches to its right lane,
accelerates, meets puddle
Hey, there, Puddle!
just before... |