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Embezzler!
Story by CockySuit
Posted 8/12/23     798 views
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In the quaint town of Willowbrook, an annual pie-eating contest was the highlight of the summer festival. The contest drew crowds from neighboring towns who gathered to watch as participants devoured pie after pie, their faces smudged with cream and fruit fillings. At the center of this tradition stood James Kensington, a man who oozed charm and charisma. He had organized the contest for years, always the epitome of style in his impeccably tailored suits.

This year was no different. James had donned his best bold charcoal pinstripe, cufflinks and polished shoes. He was dressed "to the nines," as they say, prepared to take the stage and accept what he believed to be a well-deserved honor for his years of dedication to the pie-eating contest. His ego swelled as he walked toward the grand stage, waving to the cheering crowd.

As James stepped onto the stage, the crowd's applause reached a crescendo. The speaker, one of James's underlings who had discovered his embezzlement scheme, began the introduction with effusive praise. James's smile widened, his chest puffed out with pride. But then, the tone shifted.

"This would all be great if that's what James has been doing," the speaker's voice turned stern, the crowd's murmurs growing louder as curiosity spread like wildfire. "But that's not the case at all."

A hushed tension settled over the audience as the speaker exposed James's elaborate embezzlement scheme, revealing how he had been siphoning funds from the pie-eating contest for years. Gasps rippled through the crowd, disbelief etched on their faces. James's fingers instinctively went to his collar, beads of sweat forming on his forehead as he realized the noose of truth was tightening around him.

As the shocking revelations unfolded, the underlings revealed their true motives. This was no honor; it was a trap to humiliate James, to give him a taste of his own deception. Dozens of pies were wheeled onto the stage, each one filled with gooey, creamy, messy concoctions. Laughter danced in the air as the participants lined up, their faces hidden behind the whipped cream that adorned their pies.

One by one, they launched their pie projectiles at James. The pies splattered against his once-pristine suit, cream and fruit filling smearing across his handsome face and his shoulders, chest and crotch. His dignity crumbled with each impact, his reputation unraveling before the crowd's eyes.

A daring participant took particular delight in lifting the back flap of James's suit jacket and slamming a pie directly onto his pinstriped posterior.

The crowd erupted in laughter and cheers, hurling insults like "Fancy Pants," "Mister VP," "You Giant Douche," and more. The humiliation was thorough, relentless, and poetic in its justice.

By the time the pie onslaught ended, James was unrecognizable. His once-pristine suit was a mess of cream and fruit, clinging to him like a second skin. His charm had crumbled, and his suave veneer shattered like glass. With his hands cuffed and the police at his side, James was led away from the stage, his head hung in shame.

As he disappeared from view, the crowd's cheers turned into a collective sigh of satisfaction. The corrupt organizer's reign had ended, his arrogance and sartorial elegance reduced to nothing but a sticky memory.
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skibutt:
8/13/23
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great tale James! Would love to cover you and your pinstripes in pie.
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