It's been a little while but I've wanted to write about what would happen if Hudson and Jack met up again after their adventures at 'Gunk the Hunk'. This is a little different and doesn't follow the same gameshow format, but it's still a thoroughly m...

After a long wait...here's the final part of Gunk the Hunk at Christmas. If you want to recap what's happened already, these are the previous 5 parts: Part 1: Intro and Vote Game (https://umd.net/stories/i/gunk-the-hunk-at-christmas-intro-and-the/re...

Sorry for the wait on this part - it's long gone past the festive period but that doesn't stop you enjoying the fifth part of Gunk the Hunk at Christmas. I originally thought this would be the final part - but there ended being a lot I wanted to put...

Despite my head and hair being spared from most of the white gunge in the last round, having the rest of my body fully immersed in it meant that this shower took longer than I expected. I kept glancing over to the pile of clothes I'd taken out from t...

It was a little bit embarrassing having lost the first two games of the day. As I stood in the shower, taking off the gunge-soaked Christmas jumper, I felt the need to win the next game no matter what. I knew that if I lost the first four rounds, I w...

After trudging up the stairs, I found myself back in the bathroom revisiting the familiar notion of wiping slop of my body into the bottom of a shower. The red gunk swirled its way through the plug. I didn't bother with any shampoo and body wash, as...

I enjoyed writing the short Gunk the Hunk series earlier this year so I thought I would continue it with an additional character and a new setting: Christmas! - I had just put the last plate on the drying rack when my phone went ping. I saw that th...

This story directly references all four previous parts. You can find the links here: Part 1 (Introduction and The Gunk Hunk Quiz): https://umd.net/stories/gunk-the-hunk-introduction-and-the-gunk Part 2 (Avoid the Hudson, Hudson): https://umd.net/sto...

I stood in the doorway of Steve's kitchen. "I know I said the outfit would be crazy, but I wasn't expecting it to be this level!" Steve looked away from the kettle to see me wearing nothing but a pair of red and white striped swimming briefs. My thi...

The second time around, I had a better idea of how to remove the slime from my body. I discovered the knack was to use the long edge of one of my hands and wipe all the gunge off. As I did this in the warm shower, I pondered what the next game could...

Although I tried my best to get as much gunge off myself as I could in the basement, it was hard not to leave traces of slime in the bathroom. I took the once-blue t-shirt off and left it in a bucket marked "used clothes" in the corner of the bathroo...

I wanted to write a story about it would be like to be a model approached to appear on one of the many shows you see on UMD. This is the start of a small series I'm hoping to write and is purely fictional and not based off any particular site, but in...

The jingle showing the "Don't Mess Around With Me" logo played one last time as Marcus ran back into the camera shot. "Welcome back to the final part of Don't Mess Around With Me". The audience whooped. "And both games we've seen have led up to this...

After the break, the camera returned to Marcus centre stage, his bright, sparkly suit perfectly intact. "WELCOME BACK TO DON'T MESS AROUND WITH ME!" The audience cheered, awaiting what was about to happen. They all knew that any one of them could be...

Marcus, the quiz show host, came down the steps in the middle of the stage in his bright, sparkly suit. "Good evening everyone and welcome to 'Don't Mess Around With Me'!" The audience was cheering and clapping along to the theme tune. They had vol...