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"Admit it. You'd love to be in that room with Jordan."
Great breasts, great ass, great red underwear and every part of Jordan that you would want to hit with a pie is hit. She is a brilliant wam model. Five stars.

 8/27/10
"Well made and well acted, but more about humiliation than WAM"
This is a very well-produced video: good lighting and sound, an attractive setting, a gorgeous model, and if you're into models wearing only garter belt/stockings/heels for WAM--that's exactly what you get. For the money you'll spend, you get quality.

A couple of important points--not criticisms, but issues relating to taste:

* What you read in the description is exactly what happens in the video. If you're looking for multiple pies in the face, you may want to look elsewhere. When Candle finally gets pied in the face it's pretty awesome, but a definite case of quality over quantity.

* The body hits are played more for humiliation than spectacle. If you like colorful pie hits that turn the model into a fascinating edible Jackson Pollock-style spectacle with each new, expansive splatter, again, perhaps you don't want to make this your first choice. The pies are mostly monochromatic and the hits, while impressively hard, are not vivid.

* If you don't like it when a model seems to be legitimately upset or distressed about getting messy -- even if it's only because she's an above-average actor -- you may not enjoy this.

Again, none of this is intended as a criticism of the video - just some additional info to help future buyers decide if it's for them. I'm glad I own it, but it doesn't satisfy my particular tastes as well as I'd hoped.

itsagaz 8/9/10
"Horny male WAM!"
Awesome cake sitting vid! Must have been horny to make and is just as horny to watch! Fantastic job!
Gotta try this myself!

Gungedpants 7/23/10
"Great male WAM!"
Great messy male video with a good choice of substances!
I hope we get to see more from sewersyd! Maybe with you standing up :)

Gungedpants 7/17/10
"I want my money back."
Ah 'tis a shame! This video over about 10 years old and time has not been kind to the VHS source tape. Blurry, skips and distortions, no close-up shot until the end where the tape quality is poorest. Its a shame because Christy North was hot and the location great. But unwatchable now. I want my money back.

ostrich67 5/6/10
"Love her!"
A true natural. I dont think anyone could make an adidas swimsuit so erotic!

midi 4/19/10
"Poor quality video, but cheap and good content"
Low resolution, no audio (music only), very very short clips.

Still, I can't complain when I only spent $1 and got some great shaving cream clips. :)

MrFred 4/6/10
"Yippie"
Stunning as ever and a good actress.

marksquillario 1/24/10
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