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"No sound, but loads of gunge!
Loads and loads of gunge in this lengthy 3 part video. I had some difficulty playing the first video, i had to skip past the first minute or so then the video played normally. The second and third videos played fine. Sadly no audio, but decent mess.

MistaOveralls   2/24/16
"Truly Fantastic scene.
Truly Fantastic scene. Top-notch HD quality. The messy substance, in this case the bog, looks incredible and inviting. Incredibly beautiful models. They look absolutely stunning. The acting is done very well.

In my opinion this scene combines two things very well:

1) The enjoyment and eroticism of the scene

2) The thrill of being stuck, the tension of having sunk / gone just a little too far in a bog, so that you can not get out anymore.

So I think this scene will appeal both to those who especially enjoy watching the models enjoying themselves and doing erotic stuff in mud, as well as to those who especially like the aspect and thrill of getting stuck, and sinking.

Very nice job making this scene. I really hope seeing more of Stormy Rose (like maybe a nude bondage scene in brown mud)

She is an amazing model.

Summary:

Positive (+): HD, Full Nude, gorgeous models, inviting bog, scenario, appeal

Negative (-): None (in my opinion), maybe a bit short

Mudcovered7   2/24/16
"Not worth paying for
Love this model and her gunge setups, but this is a zip containing 8 (correction, 12) pretty low quality images, no real sequence or order to this pics. I'd rather see a video of this scene. On reflection, I'm giving it a 1. Utter rubbish. [Admin note: There are 12 images in this package]

MistaOveralls   2/23/16
"Nothing beats seeing a sexy girl laughing at another's pieing!
This is a fantastic parody of breakfast tv. The heart of the scene is the interview between the gorgeous female host of the show, and another gorgeous model. Themodel is saying how she hates pies and thinks they are ridiculous and so inevitably she gets..a pie in the face'. Through the magic of split screen we see the host's surprise. She tries to cover up her joy at seeing the other girl humiliated, trying to keep a straight face and then puting a hand over her mouth, but she can't hide how funny she thinks it is, and roars with laughter, pointing and giggling. As the model takes more and more pies, having her skirt pulled down, so she can be pied on her thong clad bottom, the host laughs and points. This is wam gold for me.

Finally, of course, the host gets her comeuppance, taking several pies to the face.

If you like WAM as slapstick humiliation you'll be hard pushed to beat this.

RevSlymsford   2/22/16
"Foxy and sexy and fun!
This was a great one, you get a nice peek at a gorgeous booty and a girl really have fun with green slime while looking foxy and sexy. A definite buy!

nr14   2/21/16
"Amazing
Good coverage. she should make all her pies thick like these shavin cream pies. this is by far her best video

Arkham Knight   2/20/16
"Amazing!
Just a great video! This is another video that is up to standard and I recommend it if you like anything to do with WAM! I can't wait to see her do more cake sitting in the future (hopefully)!

SploshJosh   2/20/16
"Fun, sexy slapstick at an amazing price
These two short scenes have all the great qualities you expect from this producer. A really clever creative idea, genuine laughs, beautiful model, great sound effects..some lovely pie hits. The first scene scenes a naval cadet get a barrage of pies for her poor attitude. The model looks great in her uniform, and there is a wonderful pie to her thong clad bottom

tarte au visage is about a french maid, always a winner, and there are some lovely upskirt shots of her bottom as she bends over to dust. Again the maid takes pies. The technical issues experienced on the scene are slightly evident here when the camera occasionally goes out of focus, but in no way spoils thins at all, and we're back in focus when the maid removes her uniform to reveal her lingerie. There is also an incredibly clever scene where the maid almost falls head first into a cake, stops inches away, and then a pie to her derriere provides the momentum to mean she falls face-first into it anyway. That alone is worth the price of admission.

So don't let the minor technical probs put you off...for $4.99 this is a total steal

RevSlymsford   2/18/16
"So good, so british, so buy it!
The final payoff that your waiting for in 4 other videos! Excellent recap, very funny acting. I love how faye keeps trying to avoid her comeuppance. And you gotta love the cute accents. British chicks are hot. It's just true. Strong recommendation from my side of the pond.

Eldcrest   2/16/16
"Another wonderfully sexy and playful video
Yet another excellent and sexy video, performed by somebody who clearly has lots of fun getting playfully messy. Always love some down-the-pants play.

A breakfast that clearly does a body good.

clue1   2/15/16
"Great curves and pies mix very well.
All I can say is wow, gorgeous Mandar getting all coated and colorful in pies as the mess goes over those lovely curves of hers. Great quality video and the music is great as well, looking forward to more of her incredible messy work in the future.

dboyyz   2/14/16
"Great purchase and exciting to watch!
This video was amazing! Loved the coverage and the playful nature of Mandar. As the mess covered her she showed how much fun she was having which was awesome to see and pretty hot as well. The replay button will get worn out on your remote after this one. I think we have a messy star in the making.

dboyyz   2/14/16
"Double Hot!
One of the best videos I've ever seen. The boys are amazing, Polarwet is soo hot, I'd like more physical contact, like in the scene of the honey (the best scene, in my opinion), Spnmud does it like a boss!Keep the good job boys! I'm sure that I'm going to buy much more of ur vids!

Egged   2/14/16
"Lola is so hot. Pirate costumes are just great. A fun video.
Lola is hot. I love her pirate costume. Some of the earliest gunge knocks off her hat, but that's fine, as we get to see her hair and face better, and a hat might have prevented any of the substances from getting on her face. She gets truly covered, a lot with over-the-head stuff. I would like to see a pie before an over the head gunging, but maybe that's just me. Did I say Lola was hot? We get to see her entire body covered in lovely gungey substances. Oh, and case I neglected to mention, Lola is hot.

And apologies for the haiku review summary.

Myds   2/9/16
"Pleasingly retro
I have a great fondness for old internet clips from the 90s. Sure, they were all so lo-res in those days that they would look pixellated on an iPod Nano, but they were my first glimpse into the realm of WAM and as such have a special place in my heart to this very day.

This video, and many others by Cheyenne, evoke that period to me beautifully; a cute girl-next-door with a low-end camcorder, a tripod and a few dollars-worth of cake mix. And yet, as unimpressive as that sounds, the results are excellent. It may not be a huge amount of slime, but the low resolution makes it look like she's completely engulfed in the stuff. HD tends to open all the shots to minute scrutiny, but here the mind is free to fill in all the gaps as it wants and makes the video all the more potent and pleasurable.

Cheyenne's a great new addition to our community and I hope she'll be here for a long time to come--she certainly seems to enjoy it a great deal!

JenniferWamTGirl   2/3/16
"Spunky Shorts
The fact this guy looks quite a bit like an old boyfriend helps with the fantasy element for me. Even without that personal connection, he is amazingly hot. You get foaming up and then he washes off, so if you like to see messy and wet, this covers both grounds. He gets his cock out several times and the climax is a joy. With trackie top off, he sits in his clingy white vest that shows off his young pads of lean muscle, and jacks off in his shorts until producing several ropes of cum. I'd love to see this guy do his magic in shiny black trackies or black deluge pants.

Robbie5   2/1/16
"Just beautiful
Beautiful model in a great boilersuit. The boilersuit fits perfectly on her body. Love the whole scene. Thank you Chastity.

Coverall   1/31/16
"Nasty and revolting (loved it)
No doubt after what Jayce went through she IS a Queen of WAM. There, I did it... I referred to Jayce as a Queen of Wam.

this was an amazing video and surely pure hell for Jayce. The variety and amounts of substances was unbelievable, but she takes it all like a queen. I loved the continual back-and-forth throughout the entire scene. Though, I almost lost it when Jayce gargled all that mess. I don't know how she didn't gag, because I know I did.

If you enjoy humiliating, savory WAM this is the video you need to purchase!

SloppyBoyToy   1/29/16
"Hot, hot, hot and very messy. Brilliant.
One very hot and sexy gunge. Love the sly looks to the camera as he pours syrup/slime into his pants. Would love to see more of his body as he is so sexy and obviously into and enjoying the total trashing of his clothes and a lovely "climax" to end. More please!

wills   1/27/16
"Excellent. Somebody had a "hard" time doing this!
Very smart casual clothes to start--soon become covered in gunge sensuously spread all over. This followed by awesome head dunking and pants filling. Totally slimed by the end and the a good wank shows how much he enjoyed the session. Well done.

My only minor gripe was that I would love to have seen more pants filling, both front and back.

wills   1/27/16
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