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"Lilly has a q&a with the Wife, and wackiness ensues"
Lilly is excited to meet the Wife, and she wants to know about the WAM model's life, and the Wife is more than happy to answer any and all questions. She does give fair warning that they're on the set where messy adventures happen, so Lilly should be careful. Unfortunately for Lilly, but fortunately for the Wife and the audience, she gets destroyed.

It's a legit q&a session, but it's plastered (or rather, Lilly is plastered) with lots of pies and mess.

Lilly is unspeakably adorable, and she seemed to have a great time getting messy.

Get this one! It's very rare to see a messy video of the Wife where the Wife walks away unscathed.
deadpool  10/4/20
"Another day, another set of showers for the Wife"
"A Day In The Life" was a great sequel, so the Man and the Wife had to make a sequel.

The pie hits were incredible. If you're really into pie hits, get this video the hits do not disappoint!

Personally, my favorite scenes were the second, fourth, and seventh.

The second scene involved her getting interrupted as she was working on a crossword puzzle. I'm guessing the answer was ten letters long, and the clue was "Nickelodeon substance."

There was one scene, the fifth one, where I honestly thought she didn't know it was gonna happen, but just rolled with it anyway.

The seventh scene had a nice use of pies and batter, just to mix things up.

Also... I think the Wife should be careful, whenever her husband says "Hey, babe."

Pick up this video! You won't regret it.
deadpool  10/4/20
"A pretty sweet opposite sketch"

Download: Opposite Day
The Wife and Ellie are having a nice conversation, then the Wife says the magic words, and braces for impact... only to find nothing happened. Nothing happened to her, anyway. Ellie got hit instead. Realizing this, she says more trigger words, and lets Ellie have it.

Ellie figured out the rules, and wanted revenge... but it backfired.

The look on the Wife's face could only be described as "unbridled joy."

Normally, the videos of the Wife are for all ages, but this would have to be PG-13, due to rude language at the end of the skit.

If you like pretty blondes getting destroyed with mess, as well as having a good laugh, get this video.
deadpool  10/4/20
"Summer sinks in slippery slop"
Summer Monroe, rocking short black hair, does another mud scene... and does not disappoint.

She slowly gets filthier and filthier, as the video progresses. The mud is basically her second home, so there was no need to give her any directions.

She ends by taking a deep dive, and sends herself under. She stays under for a great amount of time!

Sadly, she only submerged once, but there was full coverage. If you're a fan of Summer and/or sexy women getting slathered in clay, this is one you need to get.
deadpool  10/4/20
"One heck of a day!"
From the preview images, I knew this video would not disappoint, but... wow! I wasn't prepared for how crazy it would get.

I was halfway expecting narration from the Man, or the Wife, describing the day, but there was nothing. If you're into dialogue, sorry. There are no words used in this long sketch.

After (ironically) having finished her shower, the Wife receives her first bucket while trying to brush her teeth. From there, the day gets sillier and messier. From doing laundry to taking out the trash, she's subjected to lots of gunge and pies.

Then there's the 7th scene. My favorite scene. You have to see that one for yourself. (chef's kiss)

To say this is a must-watch is an understatement. Get this video!
deadpool  5/18/20
"She may not be a winner, but the audience is"

Download: Sports Drink
Lamenting the fact that her team didn't win, the Wife is moping, and wondering what happened to all of the sports drink that they had bought; it was going to be used to dump on the coach and themselves, but due to never winning that season it had gone bad. Very bad.

She then receives a joke trophy, and is cocky about it. She's soon the recipient of humility (in the form of a well thrown pie)

This is a great video; it's funny and sexy. A must-watch.
deadpool  5/18/20
"The Wife and slime they go together like doughnuts and milk"
It's a short video, but you won't know it, due to the length of each session. Three scenes, but you do get your money's worth.

The first one is in their kitchen (a location where she's gotten messy many times), and it's a lot she goes through. The third one is in their bathtub, and the cute little wink she gives to the camera makes her messy plight all the better to watch. I'm not sure how big the buckets are, but it's worth it.

I'm saving the second scene for last.

Dear Lord, the second scene.

Just as the final scene, this one is in their bathtub. As a fan of both quality and quantity, even I was asking "Is this ever going to stop?" In all three scenes, the Wife rubs the gunge in her hair, as though she's in some sexy, naughty shampoo commercial.

A must-watch, folks. Don't miss it!
deadpool  4/5/20
"Late 1980s/early 1990s nostalgia always leads to mess"

Download: Nerd
Wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt, the Wife is using her cutest "nerd girl" voice, while thinking back on the late 1980s and early 1990s. In particular, she wanted to be a part of the show "You Can't Do That On Television." She felt that getting hit with lots of slime would be cool and fun, and she says the magic words to have her wish come true.

Even though it's only two buckets, they just seem to go on and on.

The second one involves a brilliant open mouth sliming, which is fine in my book.

It ends with her mopping up the goo with her thick black hair, while sitting in the gunk on the floor.

She said it was cool it was actually pretty hot.

You won't go wrong, when it comes to this video.
deadpool  4/5/20
"Ten points for Hufflepuff, but five buckets for The Wife"
The video (from which the amazing "trivia" gifs we've seen countless times derive) finally allows us to hear the Wife. Lovely voice.

The video shows her trying to fool her good friend into getting messy, via Harry Potter trivia questions. The questions are either easy, or laughably easy. Heck, I even said "Which time?" when it came to the Chamber Of Secrets question.

When the truth is revealed, so is the mess. I'm not sure if it was their intention to have it correspond with each Hogwarts house green for Slytherin, red (more pink than red) for Gryffindor, yellow for Hufflepuff (my house!) and blue for Ravenclaw but if it wasn't intended, it was great serendipity.

The video ends with her friend and the Man pieing her, spraying shaving cream on her, and dumping one more bucket on her.

This is a must-watch, without question. You won't be sorry.
deadpool  4/5/20
"Summer and clay. Need I say more?"
Summer goes with clay in the same way that doughnuts go with milk. This video is no exception.

The tall, voluptuous blonde sees a clay pit practically her second home, by this point in these videos but this time the pit is rigged to burst out bubbles. The pit is "happy" to see her. Do you blame it?!

She playfully wallows in it, getting thoroughly slathered.

She dunks her head in a few times. This is amazing, but I prefer when she submerges with the back of her head entering first.

A must-watch, for fans of full mud coverage.
deadpool  12/18/19
"Swimsuit filling. You can't go wrong with that."
These two crazy ladies do their best to fill their swimsuits as fast and as fully as possible. Who wins?

The audience! Even though Dixie hasn't done this as long as Jayce has, you couldn't tell. She's really made herself comfortable with Jayce and Ariel.
deadpool  12/4/18
"Stella gets creamy"
Standing nude in her tub, Stella slathers herself with shaving cream. Boobs, butt, feet, and her head, nothing is left clean. She then starts to pleasure herself.

She then thinks "waste not, want not," so she starts shaving her legs. With her extending shower head, she washes off the foam, then uses the shower head to get herself wet (literally) Pick up this one, folks. You won't be disappointed.
deadpool  12/3/18
"Filling fun"
Stella, while barefoot in a skin suit, is in a bathtub. Via an off-camera assistant you can all pretend to be that person the suit is filled with black gunge. She squeals with delight, upon the first few seconds of impact. Eventually, she rubs herself (above and below), and removes the suit for more fun. She breaks out a "friend" to finish her pleasure. This is a good one to pick up.
deadpool  12/3/18
"Stella takes us to school"
A video that is both educational and entertaining, Stella teaches the audience how to make the "fluffy" white slime that she's used in previous sessions. Sort of.

She does realize that she didn't do it properly, but it still works out.

Hopefully, Stella will make more how-to videos.
deadpool  12/2/18
"Jayce has too much fun in the muck"
One of our favorite Midwest messy milfs goes at it again.

Jayce is dressed in some seductive clothes, while sitting by a muddy area. It was inevitable that she plays around in the slop.

The face plants alone are worth purchasing the video. They're amazing!

For the most part, the video is PG-13, for the first four minutes. After that, it gets nude and raunchy, and there's no problem with that. She even takes a bucket to gather some of the thick, creamy mud and fills it up, just to dump it onto her already slathered face. If you're into attractive women getting destroyed with mud, you can't go wrong with this one.
deadpool  12/2/18
"Kym and Kristine get dirty. They get muddy, too!"
Kym, Kristine, and a large pit of clay. Normally, that's all you would need. Add Kristine's 'toy' the Magic Bullet and the two ladies turn it up many notches. Highly recommended.
deadpool  10/9/18
"Dixie Loves Chocolate"
When a cute blonde coed wants to bathe in chocolate, who are we to argue? Dixie is itching to get in a lot of chocolate, and her good friend Jayce is more than happy to help her out. Using a chocolate variation of her legendary "mystery substance," she slathers Dixie again and again. In between each bucket, she uses some chocolate syrup on her.

Eventually, the clothes get pretty heavy on her, so she takes them off as best as she can. Dixie then plays in the mess, loving every second of it.

The follow-up video is the washing up portion of that day. But... since Jayce is involved, it won't be a proper shower for Dixie.

My only complaint is that, when taking off the clothes, Dixie didn't take off her socks while she was in her jeans. A small issue, but it's barely a problem, compared to what we get to see in this amazing movie.

I recommend this video, especially if you're into chocolate.

It's sweet (literally)
deadpool  10/6/18
"The conclusion of Stella's "trilogy""
Stella concludes her "trilogy of slime" with a trip into thick, black goo. She caresses the gunk, and slathers it over her gorgeous body. Soon, she rubs it all over herself, then begins to rub herself.

It is absolutely amazing. You almost feel guilty, eavesdropping on her while she's in absolute ecstasy. Almost.

The other parts of the "trilogy" the fluffy white goo, and the gray goo in the bathtub are just as great, but she had been wanting to play in black goo for a while, and she didn't disappoint.

Buy this video, if you have the chance.
deadpool  7/6/17
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