Lilly tricks the Wife into saying the magic words, causing her to be engulfed in slime. That's when Lilly tells her, and us, that that was the main recipe. She then proceeds to slather the Wife with each recipe of slime out there. You can tell how close of a friend Lilly is she's trying so hard to not laugh. A must-watch, for all slime fans out there.

The Wife has had pies on her mind all day. She wants them now. Who are we to say no? After receiving pie after pie, she smashes them onto her pretty face, rubbing the cream and crust into her hair afterwards. Once all of the pies are used, she doesn't know how she can get messier. Fortunately for her and us, she gets an answer from above.

Much like a comic book movie, stay during the credits! This is a must-watch, especially if you're into self-pie action.

While dressed for a sleepover, Lilly, the Wife, and Ellie decide to play a game of Janken (or rock-paper-scissors, as it's known to folks who speak English) The loser gets hit with a pie. Suffice it to say, this was not scripted; they were playing for keeps.

The main loser was "rewarded" with a lot of slime.

Who lost? You'll have to see for yourself.

Admittedly, there was one that I was rooting for (as far as being the main loser)

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Ellie and the Wife decide that their mutual friend, Lilly, has done quite well in recent months, so they feel it's time to officially bring her into the mix with a proper initiation. Each pie smash into Lilly's adorable face is fierce, as well as funny, since they critique each other's hits. Ellie then feels that the white pies are too much, and Lilly needs "a splash of color." After some occasional gunge, more pies are added, including a perfect pie sandwich, and a barrage at the 8:30 mark that must be seen to be believed. If it weren't for the fact that they're friends, you'd think each hit was done with malice. That's how hard they nailed her!

When they finished, the duo give Lilly a shirt, to officially welcome her to their mad messy gang.

The skit is pg, but the outtakes at the end have adult language, in case you were wondering.

A must-watch, if you enjoy ladies obliterating their friend with lots of mess.

These two cute nerds are in boxers and glasses, just playing an old school n.e.s. game, when they see a game they hadn't tried before. The game gets them pied. A lot. It's remarkable how much the two don't flinch in the skit, especially Ellie. The classic Gradius Code, aka the Konami Code, comes into play at the end. The skit is followed by the two ladies goofing around, and playing in the slop.

Check this out; Ellie and the Wife have a great chemistry, and great comedic timing, together.

The Wife goes to her friend Ellie for a special hair treatment, but since this is the Wife we're dealing with, it's going to be super messy. Ellie asks her friend if she has a peanut allergy. This should have been a clue for the Wife. Next thing you know, Ellie destroys the Wife's hair with pounds of peanut butter and marshmallow fluff, turning the gorgeous Wife's head into a fluffernutter. The Wife then receives a special "cream rinse" to end her treatment.

This is a must-watch video.

Lilly and the Wife decide to have a trivia contest, involving one of their favorite shows The Office (the U.S. version) They both go through the easy questions, but... things do not go Lilly's way, while the Wife is easily defeating her freckled friend. Every time Lilly gets it wrong, she gets pied. A lot.

Lilly decides that she may as well get some hard questions. She easily aces them, but the Wife cannot. If pies were the punishment for easy questions, what do you think will happen if you get a hard question wrong?

Jayce is on the run from the law, and she'll do almost anything to hide. Did I say "almost"?

She strips off her clothes, and conceals herself in the cold, gooey, slippery mud, in a scene that's reminiscent of the 1980s action classic "Predator."

Eventually, she's more into getting dirty than hiding from the cops.

The fact that she was barefoot in jeans twice! in this video was good enough for me, but the mud coverage was amazing. She slathers herself in the muck.

Considering this was out in broad daylight, I'm stunned she wasn't caught by anyone while filming this.

It's another messy classic from Jayce. You won't regret picking up this clip.

Lilly is excited to meet the Wife, and she wants to know about the WAM model's life, and the Wife is more than happy to answer any and all questions. She does give fair warning that they're on the set where messy adventures happen, so Lilly should be careful. Unfortunately for Lilly, but fortunately for the Wife and the audience, she gets destroyed.

It's a legit q&a session, but it's plastered (or rather, Lilly is plastered) with lots of pies and mess.

Lilly is unspeakably adorable, and she seemed to have a great time getting messy.

Get this one! It's very rare to see a messy video of the Wife where the Wife walks away unscathed.

"A Day In The Life" was a great sequel, so the Man and the Wife had to make a sequel.

The pie hits were incredible. If you're really into pie hits, get this video the hits do not disappoint!

Personally, my favorite scenes were the second, fourth, and seventh.

The second scene involved her getting interrupted as she was working on a crossword puzzle. I'm guessing the answer was ten letters long, and the clue was "Nickelodeon substance."

There was one scene, the fifth one, where I honestly thought she didn't know it was gonna happen, but just rolled with it anyway.

The seventh scene had a nice use of pies and batter, just to mix things up.

Also... I think the Wife should be careful, whenever her husband says "Hey, babe."

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The Wife and Ellie are having a nice conversation, then the Wife says the magic words, and braces for impact... only to find nothing happened. Nothing happened to her, anyway. Ellie got hit instead. Realizing this, she says more trigger words, and lets Ellie have it.

Ellie figured out the rules, and wanted revenge... but it backfired.

The look on the Wife's face could only be described as "unbridled joy."

Normally, the videos of the Wife are for all ages, but this would have to be PG-13, due to rude language at the end of the skit.

If you like pretty blondes getting destroyed with mess, as well as having a good laugh, get this video.

Summer Monroe, rocking short black hair, does another mud scene... and does not disappoint.

She slowly gets filthier and filthier, as the video progresses. The mud is basically her second home, so there was no need to give her any directions.

She ends by taking a deep dive, and sends herself under. She stays under for a great amount of time!

Sadly, she only submerged once, but there was full coverage. If you're a fan of Summer and/or sexy women getting slathered in clay, this is one you need to get.

From the preview images, I knew this video would not disappoint, but... wow! I wasn't prepared for how crazy it would get.

I was halfway expecting narration from the Man, or the Wife, describing the day, but there was nothing. If you're into dialogue, sorry. There are no words used in this long sketch.

After (ironically) having finished her shower, the Wife receives her first bucket while trying to brush her teeth. From there, the day gets sillier and messier. From doing laundry to taking out the trash, she's subjected to lots of gunge and pies.

Then there's the 7th scene. My favorite scene. You have to see that one for yourself. (chef's kiss)

To say this is a must-watch is an understatement. Get this video!

Lamenting the fact that her team didn't win, the Wife is moping, and wondering what happened to all of the sports drink that they had bought; it was going to be used to dump on the coach and themselves, but due to never winning that season it had gone bad. Very bad.

She then receives a joke trophy, and is cocky about it. She's soon the recipient of humility (in the form of a well thrown pie)

This is a great video; it's funny and sexy. A must-watch.

It's a short video, but you won't know it, due to the length of each session. Three scenes, but you do get your money's worth.

The first one is in their kitchen (a location where she's gotten messy many times), and it's a lot she goes through. The third one is in their bathtub, and the cute little wink she gives to the camera makes her messy plight all the better to watch. I'm not sure how big the buckets are, but it's worth it.

I'm saving the second scene for last.

Dear Lord, the second scene.

Just as the final scene, this one is in their bathtub. As a fan of both quality and quantity, even I was asking "Is this ever going to stop?" In all three scenes, the Wife rubs the gunge in her hair, as though she's in some sexy, naughty shampoo commercial.

A must-watch, folks. Don't miss it!

Wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt, the Wife is using her cutest "nerd girl" voice, while thinking back on the late 1980s and early 1990s. In particular, she wanted to be a part of the show "You Can't Do That On Television." She felt that getting hit with lots of slime would be cool and fun, and she says the magic words to have her wish come true.

Even though it's only two buckets, they just seem to go on and on.

The second one involves a brilliant open mouth sliming, which is fine in my book.

It ends with her mopping up the goo with her thick black hair, while sitting in the gunk on the floor.

She said it was cool it was actually pretty hot.

You won't go wrong, when it comes to this video.

The video (from which the amazing "trivia" gifs we've seen countless times derive) finally allows us to hear the Wife. Lovely voice.

The video shows her trying to fool her good friend into getting messy, via Harry Potter trivia questions. The questions are either easy, or laughably easy. Heck, I even said "Which time?" when it came to the Chamber Of Secrets question.

When the truth is revealed, so is the mess. I'm not sure if it was their intention to have it correspond with each Hogwarts house green for Slytherin, red (more pink than red) for Gryffindor, yellow for Hufflepuff (my house!) and blue for Ravenclaw but if it wasn't intended, it was great serendipity.

The video ends with her friend and the Man pieing her, spraying shaving cream on her, and dumping one more bucket on her.

This is a must-watch, without question. You won't be sorry.

Summer goes with clay in the same way that doughnuts go with milk. This video is no exception.

The tall, voluptuous blonde sees a clay pit practically her second home, by this point in these videos but this time the pit is rigged to burst out bubbles. The pit is "happy" to see her. Do you blame it?!

She playfully wallows in it, getting thoroughly slathered.

She dunks her head in a few times. This is amazing, but I prefer when she submerges with the back of her head entering first.

A must-watch, for fans of full mud coverage.

These two crazy ladies do their best to fill their swimsuits as fast and as fully as possible. Who wins?

The audience! Even though Dixie hasn't done this as long as Jayce has, you couldn't tell. She's really made herself comfortable with Jayce and Ariel.

Standing nude in her tub, Stella slathers herself with shaving cream. Boobs, butt, feet, and her head, nothing is left clean. She then starts to pleasure herself.

She then thinks "waste not, want not," so she starts shaving her legs. With her extending shower head, she washes off the foam, then uses the shower head to get herself wet (literally) Pick up this one, folks. You won't be disappointed.