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"Taste the rainbow!"

Download: The Rainbow
The Wife experiences a rainbow of slime. Going through the spectrum of colors (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet), the Wife gets annihilated in slime... and slowly enjoys it. The look she gives in the 13:34 mark is dreamy, to say the very least. The first three looked like ketchup, nacho cheese, and mustard; if they wanted to do a skit with those three condiments, all they'd have to do is use that slime instead.

Green, indigo, and violet were my favorites, but your tastes may vary.

A post-credit scene is at the end.

If you enjoy seeing hot women slathered in lots of slime, especially with open-mouth slimings, pick up this video.
deadpool  7/27/21
"Tori's funny messy debut"
Tori stumbled onto the set, and the Wife took full advantage... until the mess wound up on her. When Tori saw what could happen to her, it was too late. After the mess, the Wife finally asks about Tori's life (that part was funny)

A post-credit scene is included.

Tori seemed to enjoy every minute of her experience; I hope she returns for more messy mayhem.
deadpool  7/27/21
"Lilly needs better negotiating skills"
When the Wife has to leave to get some supplies, Lilly goes into full prima donna mode. Unfortunately for her, and fortunately for us, asking for more money and stardom meant it was time to obliterate her with lots of mess. Thankfully, she'll return to negotiate again. This was a cute skit; short, but to the point. You see Lilly having a great time doing these videos, and this skit was no exception.
deadpool  7/26/21
"Ellie answers your hard-hitting questions"
A lot of us asked Ellie questions, and she answered honestly. A couple of the questions ended with her engulfed with slime, but most of them got her pied. One answer was hilarious, and the Wife took full advantage of the set-up. Later, much to her surprise, Ellie discovered said the trigger phrase... twice.

This was a fun way to get to know Ellie. See if your question made it

Highly recommended.
deadpool  7/26/21
"Two skits for the price of one!"
After finding out the hard way of what her contract contains for these skits, Lilly accidentally finds herself as the recipient of a lot of slime. Ellie mocks her misfortune, as wave after wave of slop engulf her friend. But... Ellie got away with saying the trigger words. Weeks later, The Wife is rambling about a trip she took, only to find Ellie getting obliterated with slime! She warns her friend that it never forgets, and then reminds her that Ellie got away with it in a previous sketch, only to get blasted again.

The 2nd half of the sketch can seriously be its own skit. The comedic timing, and the reactions, were that great.

There's a post-credit scene involving a few pies, and seeing who is the best at throwing them.

You can't go wrong with this skit. It's a must-see.
deadpool  6/21/21
"D and D (Dirty and delightful)"
The Wife serves as Game Master, as Violet and Ellie play her adventure game. Since Violet is still new to the scene, Ellie makes sure that the new girl doesn't say any trigger words. This "game" has a lot of mess, which the ladies should have expected.

Violet does stumble a bit in her lines, but it's still a great scene. The end is hilarious, when they're trying to find Ellie's glasses while cleaning up. It's where you'd least suspect!

For fans of "Critical Role" (as well as messy ladies), you should check this one out.
deadpool  6/19/21
"Silly slimy set-ups"
The folks of "You Can't Do That On Television" would be proud of this skit. The Wife is playing the mischievous hostess, fooling her friends into getting destroyed with slime (except for Lilly, who was destroyed with pies and slime). After a brief scene which had "Kill Bill" vibes, you see the Wife triumphantly laughing... only to get slimed herself. How the slime didn't hit the camera in that last scene is beyond me.

Ellie's set-up was funny, and it was worthy of the old Nickelodeon show. Worthy of any sketch comedy show, really.

If you enjoy seeing cute ladies obliterated with slime--and who doesn't--get this sketch! I'm not being compensated in any way this is my humble opinion.
deadpool  4/24/21
"Violet (and other colors) for Violet"
Thanks to Ellie, Violet was brought onto The Wife's set, and asked a bunch of questions, leading to lots of pie and slop to slather her. The Wife, as usual, was trying not to laugh at the new girl's plight, but she can't help it. Violet did look and sound a bit nervous, but she pulled through. The bonus footage at the end shows her laughing it off, and wanting to come back for more. Here's hoping she'll return soon. This is not a paid review; this is just a humble opinion.
deadpool  4/24/21
"A little something for everyone"
If you're into shoes getting dirty, or socks getting dirty, or bare feet getting dirty, this is your video. If you're into a hot little hairstyle getting damaged with pies and filth, this is your video. If you're into a cute lady happily accepting her messy plight to the point that she willingly opens her mouth as it comes down around her, this is your video. The Man and The Wife knew that there are multiple fetishes out there, and it's nice to know they covered a decent amount of them.

I am not being compensated for this review; I just wanted to let you know that you will get your money's worth, should you be wise enough to purchase it.
deadpool  3/1/21
"Worth the wait"

Download: Pour It On
A few years back, there was a photoset of Kym destroying London with pitcher after pitcher of cake batter, and we wondered when the video of this session would ever be released. It's finally out, and it was well worth the wait. The voluptuous brunette giggled and squirmed, as she was getting slathered in the kiddie pool. After the last of it was dumped on her, she removed her top, and played in the filth.

Do yourself a favor, and get this video. You won't regret it.
deadpool  3/1/21
"If either were alone, what fun would that be?"

Download: Alone Time
Lilly wanted to study, but Bree was already in the room. Neither wanted to leave, so they had to make due. However, this was on the set of these videos, so... let the mess begin! Both ladies got destroyed, with Bree getting off light by mostly receiving water. They both take a shot at receiving an open mouth sliming, meaning that the Wife has been a very good influence on her friends. I do like the small blink-and-you-miss-it detail on what Lilly was studying let's hope she passes the class!

A post-credit scene rounds off the sketch.

This is a must-buy video.
deadpool  3/1/21
"Anabelle Pync becomes Anabelle "Brown""
Anabelle is ready to play in the mud pit, and the pit is more than happy to see her it's bubbling. She slides her body into the muck, and starts to remove her shorts. She then lowers her panties, and pleasures herself, before submerging face last. She then ends the 1st half of the session taking off her panties. The 2nd half has her removing her top, causing the pit to really bubble up. She really enjoys sinking in mud. If only she had done a cannonball.

Pick up this video. You won't regret it.
deadpool  12/27/20
"Entertaining and educational!"

Download: Types of Slime
Lilly tricks the Wife into saying the magic words, causing her to be engulfed in slime. That's when Lilly tells her, and us, that that was the main recipe. She then proceeds to slather the Wife with each recipe of slime out there. You can tell how close of a friend Lilly is she's trying so hard to not laugh. A must-watch, for all slime fans out there.
deadpool  12/27/20
"She should be "The Pie-fe, " after this video"
The Wife has had pies on her mind all day. She wants them now. Who are we to say no? After receiving pie after pie, she smashes them onto her pretty face, rubbing the cream and crust into her hair afterwards. Once all of the pies are used, she doesn't know how she can get messier. Fortunately for her and us, she gets an answer from above.

Much like a comic book movie, stay during the credits! This is a must-watch, especially if you're into self-pie action.
deadpool  12/26/20
"Why can't all sleepovers be like this?"

Download: The Sleepover
While dressed for a sleepover, Lilly, the Wife, and Ellie decide to play a game of Janken (or rock-paper-scissors, as it's known to folks who speak English) The loser gets hit with a pie. Suffice it to say, this was not scripted; they were playing for keeps.

The main loser was "rewarded" with a lot of slime.

Who lost? You'll have to see for yourself.

Admittedly, there was one that I was rooting for (as far as being the main loser)

Pick up this video. You won't regret it.
deadpool  12/26/20
"Welcome to the club, Lilly!"

Download: The Initiation
Ellie and the Wife decide that their mutual friend, Lilly, has done quite well in recent months, so they feel it's time to officially bring her into the mix with a proper initiation. Each pie smash into Lilly's adorable face is fierce, as well as funny, since they critique each other's hits. Ellie then feels that the white pies are too much, and Lilly needs "a splash of color." After some occasional gunge, more pies are added, including a perfect pie sandwich, and a barrage at the 8:30 mark that must be seen to be believed. If it weren't for the fact that they're friends, you'd think each hit was done with malice. That's how hard they nailed her!

When they finished, the duo give Lilly a shirt, to officially welcome her to their mad messy gang.

The skit is pg, but the outtakes at the end have adult language, in case you were wondering.

A must-watch, if you enjoy ladies obliterating their friend with lots of mess.
deadpool  12/26/20
"Amazing graphics!"

Download: Nerd(s)
These two cute nerds are in boxers and glasses, just playing an old school n.e.s. game, when they see a game they hadn't tried before. The game gets them pied. A lot. It's remarkable how much the two don't flinch in the skit, especially Ellie. The classic Gradius Code, aka the Konami Code, comes into play at the end. The skit is followed by the two ladies goofing around, and playing in the slop.

Check this out; Ellie and the Wife have a great chemistry, and great comedic timing, together.
deadpool  11/9/20
"Shampoos are automatic, for this salon treatment"
The Wife goes to her friend Ellie for a special hair treatment, but since this is the Wife we're dealing with, it's going to be super messy. Ellie asks her friend if she has a peanut allergy. This should have been a clue for the Wife. Next thing you know, Ellie destroys the Wife's hair with pounds of peanut butter and marshmallow fluff, turning the gorgeous Wife's head into a fluffernutter. The Wife then receives a special "cream rinse" to end her treatment.

This is a must-watch video.
deadpool  11/9/20
""Give me a hard one" (That's what she said.)"

Download: Trivia 2
Lilly and the Wife decide to have a trivia contest, involving one of their favorite shows The Office (the U.S. version) They both go through the easy questions, but... things do not go Lilly's way, while the Wife is easily defeating her freckled friend. Every time Lilly gets it wrong, she gets pied. A lot.

Lilly decides that she may as well get some hard questions. She easily aces them, but the Wife cannot. If pies were the punishment for easy questions, what do you think will happen if you get a hard question wrong?
deadpool  11/9/20
"Messy muddy milf madness"
Jayce is on the run from the law, and she'll do almost anything to hide. Did I say "almost"?

She strips off her clothes, and conceals herself in the cold, gooey, slippery mud, in a scene that's reminiscent of the 1980s action classic "Predator."

Eventually, she's more into getting dirty than hiding from the cops.

The fact that she was barefoot in jeans twice! in this video was good enough for me, but the mud coverage was amazing. She slathers herself in the muck.

Considering this was out in broad daylight, I'm stunned she wasn't caught by anyone while filming this.

It's another messy classic from Jayce. You won't regret picking up this clip.
deadpool  10/4/20
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