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I started this site as a personal messy links list in college back in 1998, just to have convenient bookmarks to things I liked, like oil and mud wrestling from the '80's. An unadvertised side-page to my music business site, people found the page on their own and started emailing me how excited they were to find the list, and they regularly contributed links that they found.

I went with it, adding a forum and chat room, and later supporting the site with affiliate links instead of pop-ups. Here we are some 19 years on. Even now, the community guides the site as well as its content, and I play the supporting role, as well as student.

This stopped being just a wam project in the early 2000's when I realized how well a community works when you support free speech ideals, honest opinions, and even allow heated debates; and only moderate the subversive things like spite, put-downs, backhanded comments, and that technical "truth/lie" that politicians are so good at. Turns out you can be totally honest without being a total dick. That's why freedom grows from the seeds of communication and respect, not suppression and micromanagement.

In a world circling the drain of cynicism, this site happens to be my personal oasis not only for wam, but to remind myself that the concept of common law can still survive.

UMD 20th :: Vegas5/3/18
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From Messmaster  9 days ago
Forum user filter: Back in action!
From Messmaster  16 days ago
File server issues fixed; Videos being served again.
From Messmaster  19 days ago
Top Download on the homepage has been un-stuck!!
From Messmaster  27 days ago
I and Messimstress had an awesome time in Chinatown Philly last night with Potatoman-J!
From Messmaster  28 days ago
Chinatown Philly today, and Barbary tonight!
From Messmaster  29 days ago
Probably hanging in Philly’s Chinatown this eve!
From Messmaster  2/12/18
Wammer of the Day fixed--sorry Chloe and GingerDubberdee!
From Messmaster  1/24/18
Chat coming back shortly
From Messmaster  1/22/18
Working on the iwdb.
From Messmaster  1/20/18
Working on keeping your inboxes updated
From Messmaster  1/16/18
New status: Fixed: Your profile birthday now sticks
From Messmaster  1/8/18
New status: Producers: Update your bookmarks and links to your stores!
From Messmaster  1/5/18
New status: Issue with vids not playing/downloading has been corrected!
From Messmaster  1/3/18
New status: Tons of work on inboxes today. Hit me if you have issues!
From Messmaster  1/3/18
New status: Tons of work on inboxes today. Hit me if anyone has issues.
From Messmaster  12/31/17
New status: Will be at the Barbary in Philly tonite!
From TONOFMUD  12/24/17
You've got the absolute best gunge site in recorded history. It's a shame - I'm a guy into guys, but it looks as though you're into ladies. I'm in Phila. PA - as Roseanne Roseannadanna said, it's always something. But you can send a "just for fun" comment to me if you like.
From Potatoman-J  12/23/17
Merry Christmas man!
From Messmaster  12/22/17
New status: Store owners: subscription stats updated and more accurate!
From Messmaster  12/19/17
New status: Forum user filtering back online. Just click X.
From Messmaster  12/19/17
New status: Trying to get umd's speed back up!
From Messmaster  11/28/17
New status: Producers: Subscription stats coming soon
From Messmaster  11/13/17
New status: Still getting back to everybody... had to fix server speed!
From Messmaster  10/21/17
New status: New UMD server is now live!!
From MudRunner  8/4/17
Thank you for accepting me as a friend
From MessyJC  5/15/16
MessMaster's UMD site is legendary, Given where i've come from, i feel as though i've finally found home, all the people here, are possibly the reason i'm still around. I am forever great full for that. Thank you to you all! Kindest regards
From Messmaster  5/15/16
So glad you came Jason. It's still surreal to me that the night actually happened. We should definitely do it again soon if you'll have me. You were all great.
From Messmaster  3/24/16
New status: Ask me about VIP!
From deadpool  2/12/16
happy birthday! ^__^
From NormanMabeld  2/11/16
Happy Birthday, MM! Thanks for starting this refuge for us!
From Messmaster  2/4/16
New status: Now offering payouts via Dwolla!
From Messmaster  2/2/16
New status: Fixing UMD download search
From Messmaster  1/28/16
New status: Trying to speed up the UMD!
From Messmaster  12/5/15
New status: Holidays at UMD are crazy!
From Messmaster  6/9/15
New status: Store owners: Custom playlists now available!
From toledopieguy  7/17/14
thank you for making this site possible - esp the hangouts!
From UWETME1969  4/27/14
New to the site, I love it...
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