This is the next video in our "self destruction" series, where The Wife messes herself up! Here, she gives attention to both pies and slime at once. The scene starts with her wasting absolutely no time, stating that she wants to be the one who gets herself messy today. She's handed a pie, and right away slams it into her face. From here she asks for more, and more is exactly what she gets. Wife really knows how to hit herself with a pie, making sure that she does it hard and that every bit cream and crust comes off the tin and onto her. She also makes sure to streak and rub the mess through her long hair time after time. From here, a bucket of slime is thrown directly into her face, another slime bucket she pours over her own head. After many more pies, by the end, she's missing only one thing... a sliming from above. She really wants it, so she utters those three magic words to make it happen. A colorful slime cascades down onto her head, which she gleefully accepts. In total, Wife gets 16 pies, 2 thrown slimes, 1 self pour over the head sliming, 1 long pour from above sliming... and also...

After the scene ends, we see The Wife all cleaned up watching the final bit of this exact download, reminiscing about the whole thing. She couldn't help but notice something odd in the video; when she said 'I don't know', the slime wasn't green or chunky. She then absolutely regrets stating that fact out loud.