In a yellow jersey, sporty white tube socks, yellow headband, and with eye black from her recent game, a disappointed Wife sits down for a post game interview after her team loses... again. She fantasizes about what victory might feel like since she was looking forward to a winning moment involving a popular sports drink. She mentions that she had purchased a large amount of the beverage a very long time ago in anticipation for a big win so it could be dumped on her to celebrate. In fact, she begins to question whether or not the drink has gone bad. Out of nowhere, a cascade of chunky orange begins to pour down upon the hapless Wife. After the falling slop subsides, she inquisitively tastes it, and realizes her sports drink has indeed gone bad. However, she recalls having a different flavor saved as well. Suddenly, a thick lemon-lime substance begins to cover the flabbergasted Wife. After realizing her sports drink celebration is no longer a possibility, the defeated Wife still longs for some sort of accomplishment. Out of the blue, The Wife is presented with a trophy made just for her; she is beyond thrilled. She is so happy, that she begins to gloat, only to be silenced by an interrupting pie.