Although she is retiring, Tiswas Girl wants to make sure she doesn't forget her public, and decides to read all her fan mail.

The trouble is almost everyone is asking for her to get messy, and as she reads out the letters, whatever is requested somehow happens to her... it looks like the Phantom Flan Flinger may be up to no good!

Poor Tiswas Girl takes multiple pies... and she even gets gunged too.