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I started this site as a personal messy links list in college back in 1998, just to have convenient bookmarks to things I liked, like oil and mud wrestling from the '80's. An unadvertised side-page to my music business site, people found the page on their own and started emailing me how excited they were to find the list, and they regularly contributed links that they found.

I went with it, adding a forum and chat room, and later supporting the site with affiliate links instead of pop-ups. Here we are some 20 years on. Even now, the community guides the site as well as its content, and I play the supporting role, as well as student.

This stopped being just a wam project in the early 2000's when I realized how well a community works when you support free speech ideals, honest opinions, and even allow heated debates; and only moderate the subversive things like spite, put-downs, backhanded comments, and that technical "truth/lie" that politicians are so good at. Turns out you can be totally honest without being a total dick. That's why freedom grows from the seeds of communication and respect, not suppression and micromanagement.

In a world circling the drain of cynicism, this site happens to be my personal oasis not only for wam, but to remind myself that the concept of common law can still survive.
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From Messmaster  Wednesday
Picture of the day back in operation!
From Messmaster  9 days ago
Updating UMD today. We may be down at certain times.
From Messmaster  8/15/18
Piracy Tip Email Generator Finally Online!
From Messmaster  6/5/18
Wammer of the Day and Top Downloads finally back in order!
From Messmaster  6/5/18
Wammer of the Day finally and Top Downloads back in order!
From Messmaster  6/5/18
Wammer of the Day finally back in order!
From Messmaster  5/25/18
Working on Score Engine (WOTD)
From Messmaster  5/22/18
Working on the stories area
From MyPieRogative  5/17/18
The nerve!!!!!!!!!!
From Messmaster  5/15/18
Working on the FTP server
From CutiePie  5/4/18
Love your profile picture
From Messmaster  5/1/18
Time to party!!
From mrsbee  4/30/18
I love your profile pic, MM! Look how handsome you are!! So sad we cannot make it out to Vegas to meet you but maybe another time...
From MessyCleo  4/30/18
Great profile picture!
From Potatoman-J  4/29/18
Nice pic man!
From Messmaster  4/24/18
Planning May 2's Pregame in Vegas!
From Messmaster  4/23/18
A week til Messmistress and I fly to Vegas!
From Messmaster  4/18/18
still working on speed imrovements
From Messmaster  4/14/18
Sorry about the downtime last night folks
From Messmaster  4/10/18
Forum searches no longer ignore 2-letter words!!
From xJakex701  3/29/18
Thanks for the update! Didn't know if it was a known issue. I appreciate that!
From Messmaster  3/22/18
Working on ssl for our file server.
From Messmaster  3/9/18
Forum user filter: Back in action!
From Messmaster  3/2/18
File server issues fixed; Videos being served again.
From Messmaster  2/27/18
Top Download on the homepage has been un-stuck!!
From Messmaster  2/19/18
I and Messimstress had an awesome time in Chinatown Philly last night with Potatoman-J!
From Messmaster  2/18/18
Chinatown Philly today, and Barbary tonight!
From Messmaster  2/17/18
Probably hanging in Philly’s Chinatown this eve!
From Messmaster  2/12/18
Wammer of the Day fixed--sorry Chloe and GingerDubberdee!
From Messmaster  1/24/18
Chat coming back shortly
From Messmaster  1/22/18
Working on the iwdb.
From Messmaster  1/20/18
Working on keeping your inboxes updated
From Messmaster  1/16/18
New status: Fixed: Your profile birthday now sticks
From Messmaster  1/8/18
New status: Producers: Update your bookmarks and links to your stores!
From Messmaster  1/5/18
New status: Issue with vids not playing/downloading has been corrected!
From Messmaster  1/3/18
New status: Tons of work on inboxes today. Hit me if anyone has issues.
From TONOFMUD  12/24/17
You've got the absolute best gunge site in recorded history. It's a shame - I'm a guy into guys, but it looks as though you're into ladies. I'm in Phila. PA - as Roseanne Roseannadanna said, it's always something. But you can send a "just for fun" comment to me if you like.
From Messmaster  12/22/17
New status: Store owners: subscription stats updated and more accurate!
From Messmaster  12/19/17
New status: Forum user filtering back online. Just click X.
From Messmaster  12/19/17
New status: Trying to get umd's speed back up!
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