In black Lycra top and skirt, black lingerie and stockings, I sneak off to my studio bathroom for some messy masturbation. I have whipped cream, custard, squirty cream, trifle, jelly, yoghurts and chocolate spread (and my dildo) all lined up ready to get messy with, aiming to completely saturate and trash myself and have a much anticipated messy orgasm! I coat my hair completely with the whipped cream mix, and indulge myself by eating some too. I splat trifle and gateaux into my face, fill my knickers and bra with custard and yoghurt, I pour porridge all over myself and rub everything in with a lot of messy titty and clitty play. I fill my stockings with chocolate and cover myself in that too. I get close to the camera several times for some closer pouring action and then strip and use my dildo hard to finally orgasm. Best bank (wank?) holiday ever!