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UK
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9 mins ago
Time here:
26 years
Gender:
Female
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Males
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Patsy 🥧
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About Me:
I am a UK based female slapstick loving clown, who loves nothing more than having her pretty face and head regulary plastered with custard pies and gunge. I'll take whatever is thrown at me.

Most of the week, I will be nicely dressed, hair and make up just right, with a spray of perfume.

What better way to unwind than to dress up as my alter ego, Patsy Pastry the clown and be plastered with gloopy pies. For me, the best target for a pie or gunge has to be my face until its unrecognisable under multiple layers of custard pies and gunge.

Getting the crust to stay glued to my face as long as possible before sliding off, leaving my face total plastered is ideal.

My Pie of choice is real whipped cream in a Pastry crust, topped off with a cherry. Although, recently I've tried flour and water paste.

I also tried a savoury gunging for the first time. I hated the vinegry smell of Ketchup, brown sauce and salad cream so much, I loved it and the stench was strangely exciting. Will definitely do those sauces again, but aim for total head and shoulder coverage. Salad cream has a stinky smell, which I love.

Knicker and shoe filling will also become a feature of videos, as will tight filling.

My first five pie shoots are available in my store. More videos are planned, including Police Woman and Baker. More pies, more gunge and overall more mess!

Check out the costume section in my photos. Love and comment on what you like and I'll use them in future videos.

I am not interested in meet ups and if you message or want to chat with me, keep it clean and respectful and I will reply every time. I've no interest in seeing or reading anything sexual. That will get you blocked.

Buy my videos and you can have a say it what I wear and do next.
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Patsy Gets a Hat Full of Custard over the Head
136 plays
Wednesday
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How to Show off a Stinky Salad Cream Statue.
151 plays
15 days ago
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Patsy Pastry Gets a Real Cream Pie in the Face
227 plays
19 days ago
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Patsy Admiring Her Pies
361 plays
5/4/24
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Pasty Getting Pied
967 plays
4/13/24
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Patsy Pastry in "Come Pie with Me"
908 views
9 days ago
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Patsy's Complete Video Bundle
309 views
9 days ago
Bundle price:
$28.00
Patsy's Medieval Maiden Pie and Savoury Plastering
1,225 views
28 days ago
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$9.99
26:33
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Patsy Pastry Clown Messy Slapstick Bundle
429 views
5/11/24
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Bundle price:
$20.00
Maid for Mess with Patsy Pastry
723 views
5/10/24
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$9.99
Pie Throwing with Patsy
1,411 views
4/7/24
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$3.00
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Allpiedup  9 days ago
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WOTD once again. Well deserved.Report
LeRex  9 days ago
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A massive congratulations on WOTD Patsy, so much deserved, I hope you have a flantastic day, big splats Report
Ready2Wam Studio  19 days ago
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Congratulations on WOTD!! Report
Pieman Si  19 days ago
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congrats on latest WOTD!!Report
bob1987564  19 days ago
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Congrats on WOTD! Enjoy your day!Report
LeRex  19 days ago
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A huge congratulations on WOTD Patsy, very much deserved. Your scenes are superb. Celebration custard pie in the face, enjoy your day Report
Alex Giron Sanchez  25 days ago
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Congratulations on earning WOTD.Report
LeRex  25 days ago
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A massive congratulations on WOTD. Much deserved, I hope you enjoy your day Report
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