Hello there. I'm a big nerd. I'm apparently 40 now. How did that happen?

I love wam, hence being here. Pies are my absolute favorite. Both giving and receiving. I also like mess involving other food like chocolate, whipped cream, pudding...any sweets really. Also a fan of messy stories. Into all genders.

non-wam kinks include glasses and costumes/uniforms. WAM combined with either of these? Yes please.

I love to cosplay...I think it would be hot as hell to get wammed in cosplay, but realistically I'd worry about ruining my wigs or clothes!

I lurk mostly. I'm totally shy. Also I'm a fat lady so please be nice.