Howdy everyone!
What do people want to see the most in here? Everything would be done by volunteers, so no pressure to participate in anything, but it would be great if all of y'all vote so we know what everyone would love to see the most!

Also, if you want to vote for more than one or there is something that isn't an option to pick, drop a comment!!

Btw, you do not need to be a clown to reply!

Ok so, what do we think of making a roster with increasingly bigger messes every round?? We could get volunteer clowns who are willing to at least show the outcome of the carnage (I wouldn't be mad at seeing gifs of the highlights as well, ngl! Hehe) We could match competitors 1v1, there would be a vote, then the winner gets messy to a predetermined amount for the round. That winner then moves on to the next round and competes in another round of votes, whose winner gets a bigger mess than the last. So on and so forth until a stupid big amount of mess and an official messy clown crowning. So that everyone gets in on the fun, even "losers", I suggest also a "price of entry" of 3 pies, and take messy portrait to serve as official photo of the competiton!

What do we think??

A WAM Clowns Olympics? Count me in!!

You sound like you'd also love to enter.

Mmmm I think I'd do great as ring leader...

but I'm not above paying the entry fee

I can definitely get on board with this idea. Sounds great.

Heck yeah! So that's my first 1v1 match up right there! I want more though where my bozos at

Beautiful! *cracks whip* welcome to my ring! (haha I promise I'm not that bad, it's only for effects ) ohhh this is funnnnn!!

Well, I've been trying to resist... Turns out I can't.
Count me in.

yessssss!! Resistance is futile sweetest pie slut how can a user named "THE pie slut" decides that resisting a pieing was ever an option is beyond me (I'm kiddinggggg thank you for joining friend )

Ohh we have two matchups already Ohh this is making me really really happy I think I'll start a topic to gather all the "paid for" entries in one easy to locate place! I'm trying to think of the easiest way to go about that, the updated bracket, and the voting...

I also decided to offer everyone the option of pieing yourself live on video for me if it's a more appealing context than doing it alone I get that clowning is giving a show to an audience. I can happily be that audience if it makes for a better experience

OK please keep joining now friends

Ah now you all see get to see the lovely ringmaster I have come to know!

Another thing people could try would be a version of the ALS Ice Bucket challenge! One clown does a mess (ideally sharing the results for the whole circus to see!) and then nominates a friend of theirs to make a mess of themselves!

A circus MLM of sorts uh... Whatever works (not me thinking the more clowns you recruit, the messier you get to get I mean... It kind of is what it is actually! I'll start my tiny 4 clowns bracket and adding to it as people trickle in will unlock new levels of playful mess! )

Oh, I received an inbox message asking if it was too late to get in the ring : it absolutely is not! This ring leader is hungry for a good silly mess and a fun show so I'll try and make it work so we can take an ongoing "flow" (I'm optimistic, sue me haha) of eager bozos!

I'll try and reach out to gather "entry fees" soon, but for the foreseeable future this is a ongoing thing I know some of you will want to wait and see how it plays out, gauge if it's something you're comfortable getting into : take the time you need, consider well... then come play!!

This is a pretty interesting concept. Put me in the running!

By the way...

For everyone that wants to see real life clowning, would seeing the results of this "Clown Olympics" be something you would enjoy? Clown pics and messy games are our two leading vote getters right now, so hopefully we can combine the two!!

I'm wanting at least one picture of every "event" to show the entry fee has been paid and the loser's challenge met. That said, I think it would be great fun for everyone if my participants feel comfortable enough to share more pictures / screenshots of the entire event! (and write a little retelling of their event, how it felt, how messy they got, how silly it was...) Absolutely no pressure from me on that front tho

I'm still missing two participants if I want a full 8 bozo bracket. How about your ringmaster makes things a *bit* more interesting for you... The big loser of the messy competition would get to have their revenge on the instigator, yours truly, over a video call (within reason you big mess fiends!! or, if you're only into being sweet, obedient little clowns, we can have a private clowning session together where I get you good...! )

If I get more registrations, I'll build a 2nd bracket and offer the same big "consolation" prize to the biggest loser. One messy ringmaster for 8 trashed bozos seem like an ok ratio

So... What do we think?

Where are all of the sexy lady clowns? I know there are a bunch on the forum. Us guys can't have all the fun. Join in on the fun and get your messy just desserts.

Hell yea I'm in clowns and pies what can go wrong?

Does this mean you're in??

Yesssssss

Good good good!

Honk honk. I'm curious! And sort of lost. What exactly are we signing up for?

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It's a clown tournament! Entry fee is 3 pies to the face then it goes for a vote. Ms. Puzzle the ring leader has been out for a while though. She has a post in here about her circus. When my bracket is up the shenanigans begin! I paid my entry and it was hilarious .