I'll start with some simple solo tests, mainly involving flour since that's a substance I love seeing but haven't been brave enough to mess with.

I'd love to dump a bottle of elmer's glue on my hair and then follow up with a couple full ashtrays, banana peels, a bunch of flour, dirt.

I'm not so much concerned about rescuing my hair, I more just want to make sure I can draw out its gradual destruction for a long time.

My final step fantasy is to have it absolutely matted down with gum, covered with glue and dump various wet and dry substances on it. All should be rubbed in thoroughly, and put throw a round of hair drying to further set all the substances in place.

There's this YouTube video I remember from long ago where this girl had so much chewed gum that covered her entire head of hair. It started out with her trying to pull out the pieces one by one, but then it progressed to her using peanut butter into her hair to try to get it out. All else failed and she teased the audience with grabbing a pair of scissors to cut a snip of her peanut butter and gum covered hair. Could you possibly do that?

Is this something you plan to do in an evening or maybe through a day? Of course you need to make sure your hair is clean, coiffed and styled before you start

Do you Know Trouso on this site, It is a pity you are on opposite side of the Atlantic. You could both benefit from a meeting.

A "round of hair drying to set it all in" is about as extreme as you get Good luck.

My 'thing' is that I'm carrying this out on *someone else's* hair. The fate of their crowning glory is entirely in my hands. Or watching one person WAM another.

I'm too far away to offer my 'services' ( ). But my question is this: Is it your preference to do this to yourself? Or would you prefer to take the role of 'victim' and have this 'done' to you?