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Nebraska
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Couple's account
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5/8/25
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19 ½ years
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About Me:
Part of the UMD community since 1998. Husband and wife and maybe a few friends.. Pie in the face and gunge are our thing. Pies, slime, gunge, shaving cream, whipped cream, natrasol, methyl-cellulose. Trying to WAM as a couple, looking for like minded people.
Signature: Pies are the best
I'm here to: Chat with friends, find others interested in meeting up, and just keep to myself and enjoy the scene
My tags: pies, chocolate, gunge, molasses, female, humiliation, lesbian, femdom, and blowjobs
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BlueMeanie  1/23/20
Long legs and burgundy lips?Report
pie_me_k  10/20/19
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Girls, Girls, Girls!Report
pie_me_k  10/17/19
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I neeeed a frosting pie. Now !Report
pie_me_k  10/17/19
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I neeeed a frosting pie. Now.Report
NormanMabeld  6/21/16
Thanks for posting the pics! You look lovely and very sexy! AND I love the BJ! Report
Messyblondie05  8/22/09
Love the profile Pic! Love to smash it and pies in your face!Report
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