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Status:

Location:

Nebraska

Account type:

Couple's account

Last on:

5/8/25

Time here:

18 ½ years

Comments:

13 sent, 105 received

Followers:

102

UMD ID:

11738

Reviews:

On group:

Signature:

Pies are the best

I'm here to:

Chat with friends, find others interested in meeting up, and just keep to myself and enjoy the scene

My likes:

pies, chocolate, gunge, molasses, female, humiliation, lesbian, femdom, and blowjobs

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About Me:

Part of the UMD community since 1998. Husband and wife and maybe a few friends.. Pie in the face and gunge are our thing. Pies, slime, gunge, shaving cream, whipped cream, natrasol, methyl-cellulose. Trying to WAM as a couple, looking for like minded people.

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Last Actions

2/2/25

Commented on a photo: "Gorgeous hun"

12/18/24

Commented on the video Making Angels, "Oh my! What a treat!"

11/29/24

Commented on a photo: "Really messy!"

11/29/24

Commented on a photo: "Super sexy"

11/29/24

Commented on a photo: "I'm loving this, hot af in the inflatable there.."

11/28/24

Uploaded 1 new picture to their photo album, "pie_me_k's Gallery"

11/28/24

Uploaded 1 new picture to their photo album, "pie_me_k's Gallery"

11/21/24

Uploaded 1 new picture to their photo album, "pie_me_k's Gallery"

11/10/24

Uploaded 1 new picture to their photo album, "pie_me_k's Gallery"

11/10/24

Uploaded 1 new picture to their photo album, "pie_me_k's Gallery"

11/10/24

Uploaded 1 new picture to their photo album, "pie_me_k's Gallery"

8/17/25

Had their head turned into a pie sandwich by foampie77

12/1/24

Was surprised by BigPerm with a big sloppy cream pie to the face

11/28/24

Was pied in the face with a real-crust pie by WVPiedGuy

friended 4/27/21

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BlueMeanie 1/23/20

Long legs and burgundy lips?

pie_me_k 10/20/19

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Girls, Girls, Girls!

pie_me_k 10/17/19

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I neeeed a frosting pie. Now !

pie_me_k 10/17/19

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I neeeed a frosting pie. Now.

NormanMabeld 6/21/16

Thanks for posting the pics! You look lovely and very sexy! AND I love the BJ!

Messyblondie05 8/22/09

Love the profile Pic! Love to smash it and pies in your face!

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