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What advice would you give your younger self? messy minds

Suppose you could send a letter back in time to your past self. What WAM-related advice might you give them? In my case, I think some of it would be reasonably general. I'd start by telling younger-m...

5/1/255/1/25

7 days ago7d by pie_or_2

Replies: 27
Views: 1013

Slime Recipes messy minds

What are your go-to at home slime/gunge recipes? I've been trying to find recipes on Google, but I keep getting sensory slime tutorials.

7/16/257/16/25

8/22/258/22/25 by FarmCouple

Replies: 8
Views: 477

WWE pie poll female messy

Which WWE woman would you like to see get a pie in the face? WWE has great looking women who would look great in pie. If your favorite isn't listed, please add her.

7/6/257/6/25

7/13/257/13/25 by Pieman Si

Replies: 16
Views: 1708

What's missing in WAM content? (Planning my next shoots lol) female messy page 1 2

Hi guys! I'm putting together my shooting schedule for the next few months and have lots of XXX scenes and mud content planned, but I'd love to hear some ideas from the community on what substances or...

Messy Temptress

7/1/257/1/25

by Messy Temptress

7/13/257/13/25 by heystoopid

Replies: 46
Views: 3544

Girlfriend slimed for the first time female messy synthetic

7/11/257/11/25

7/11/257/11/25 by sororia

Replies: 5
Views: 1193

Where to buy gunge/slime in the US messy

Hi all, I suggested to a friend of mine getting slimed on twitch for a charity incentive. He is based in the USA and I was just wondering where he could the slime/gunge from ?

6/28/256/28/25

by kay

6/28/256/28/25 by MasterGoatis

Replies: 3
Views: 418

Win a digital copy of Splat! An Introduction to Sploshing and Food Play! female messy

(Edit, giveaway closed. Everyone who entered won! I hope you all have a fantastic Christmas.) Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Haunakah, and such! I'm giving away a few copies...

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1/10/251/10/25 by HH3

Replies: 24
Views: 1269

Best Pie Recipes/Preparation for First Session female messy

So I have a female friend who is open about exploring this fetish with me. My thing is pies. And I'm looking for the best options for recipes. I think I would prefer (and she likes) using cool whip...

1/5/251/5/25

1/8/251/8/25 by garakguy47

Replies: 25
Views: 1901

Best way to get rid of the smell after getting pied? messy

I'm about to get married, and I recently told my fianc�e about my pie fetish. She's cool with it and agreed to pie me but doesn't want me to smell like whipped cream for days afterwards This is my fi...

1/5/251/5/25

1/7/251/7/25 by skirtpie

Replies: 9
Views: 1139

New Download- "Implied Nudity: The Wife" female messy

The Man and The Wife

1/3/251/3/25

by The Man and The Wife

1/6/251/6/25 by AMWorigins

Replies: 25
Views: 3592

Watching another guy pie your wife/girlfriend female messy page 1 2

How would you feel about watching another guy throw a pie in your wife/girlfriend's face? Would it be a turn-on? Imagine that you were watching your partner enjoy a splosh session with someone else....

TimsMessyFiction

12/29/2412/29/24

by TimsMessyFiction

1/4/251/4/25 by messlovingswitch

Replies: 39
Views: 4411

Splosh Casino Home Edition: Stick or Twist? Share your thoughts! female messy

Hey everyone, If you've been around for a while, you're probably familiar with my "Splosh Casino Home Edition" series. For those who aren't, here's the setup: you're at the other end of a virtual tub...

11/16/2411/16/24

by Jeremy Custard

12/5/2412/5/24 by Pasta

Replies: 12
Views: 2078

Slime recipes messy

I am wondering what I could use for a slime recipe that is quick to make, cheep and easy to get at a grocery or department store?

9/30/249/30/24

by Smallcountry

10/1/2410/1/24 by Aero__

Replies: 4
Views: 1000

Which slime sticks to you the most out of these? messy

Hello! I've got my first ever messy session coming soon, and I am wanting to have a slime that looks similar (doesn't have to be exactly perfect!) to the picture provided. On messy supplies there's...

9/28/249/28/24

9/29/249/29/24 by Knickerslopperglory

Replies: 4
Views: 959

Jorden66 passed away last night non-wam

7/20/247/20/24

8/17/248/17/24 by GARYWAM

Replies: 17
Views: 4098

Coloring Cake Batter Slime general messy

8/13/248/13/24

by MasterGoatis

8/14/248/14/24 by screen_name

Replies: 10
Views: 969

The purpose of reviews? female messy

I don't know about you but I always make an effort to review any video I purchase. I do this for a few reasons: 1. To congratulate the producer (where appropriate) on a job well done! 2. To provide c...

5/4/245/4/24

by MistaOveralls

5/8/245/8/24 by Johndoe906

Replies: 19
Views: 1372

Buying supplies questions while shopping female messy

Recently buying supplies, have been questioned 1) Delivery driver. That's alot of whipped cream. What are you going to do with all that? x-D 2) Shop Till Assistant. I take it you love Angel Delight...

5/1/245/1/24

by Patsy Pastry

5/6/245/6/24 by screen_name

Replies: 23
Views: 1958

Introduced my gf to WAM coed messy

Hi everyone, It's been a while since I caught up with many of you... life has been very busy, in mostly good ways. I've struggled with the idea of talking about my fetish with a partner for a long...

4/21/244/21/24

4/30/244/30/24 by Wamlanta

Replies: 10
Views: 3424

Who do you want to get pied by? female messy page 1 2 3 4 5

We all want to get pied. Who do you want to be pied by? I want to get pied by, 1. Vicky London Andrews 2. Kordelia Devonshire 3. Messygirl Kitty 4. Jordan Kingsley 5. Sydney Sweeney

2/6/242/6/24

4/23/244/23/24 by Sploshman

Replies: 130
Views: 14559

How to avoid making a mess messy

3/21/243/21/24

by PantyFilling

3/25/243/25/24 by CheekyLuna

Replies: 16
Views: 2553

Fun Card and Cake for my Birthday non-wam

My birthday was last month! My wonderful Wife somehow found a card with my 'name' on it. While one of my friends who knows what we do generated an AI image of a girl getting slimed and had it put on a...

The Man and The Wife

3/5/243/5/24

by The Man and The Wife

3/20/243/20/24 by MasterGoatis

Replies: 9
Views: 770

Who else is getting repeated notifications? non-wam

Ok, I love y'all but not enough to be getting 20 or so notifications for the same post. Anyone else getting this? Been happening for the past couple of days.

Nostalgic Erotica Prod

3/3/243/3/24

by Nostalgic Erotica Prod

3/18/243/18/24 by MrWetShirt

Replies: 12
Views: 728

It's our day again. So just what is the true meaning of Pi(e)? :D

DungeonMasterOne

3/14/243/14/24

by DungeonMasterOne

3/14/243/14/24 by MasterGoatis

Replies: 1
Views: 263

Frozen Pie Shells messy

I don't have a lot of experience with pie crusts outside of graham cracker crusts. I purchased a case of 20 frozen 9" pie shells. Our session location may not have an oven available (trying to find a...

2/9/242/9/24

2/9/242/9/24 by MasterGoatis

Replies: 2
Views: 582

Applesauce slime recipes? messy

Hi friends! I love the applesauce getting dumped on me, but the color of it is very meh tbh. Does anyone here have a good slime recipe that specifically uses applesauce as an ingredient? In the mood...

2/3/242/3/24

2/3/242/3/24 by hooliham

Replies: 4
Views: 595

Site lagging for anyone else? non-wam

I'm not complaining, this is a free community after all, but just wondering if I'm the only one experiencing serious lag with loading on here? Click on the wall and it takes forever for everything to...

10/29/2310/29/23

by GungedHairFan

11/8/2311/8/23 by SploshAndGo

Replies: 5
Views: 311

Luck of the Draw coed messy

Was just searching for stuff on YouTube and found this. Pretty good slimings here with eggs and chocolate syrup. Anyone seen this before? Luck of the Draw! | The Greg Cherry Show (10/18/23) https://y...

10/29/2310/29/23

11/1/2311/1/23 by GiveMeSlime

Replies: 3
Views: 1129

Favorite Pie filling female messy page 1 2

What is your favorite pie filling? Whipped cream automatically comes to mind as that is what attracted me to WAM a million years ago, but there is something to a cherry or key lime or chocolate! Looki...

Brattyshortcakes

9/16/239/16/23

by Brattyshortcakes

9/21/239/21/23 by BigD2081988

Replies: 30
Views: 2869

Pie games to play with my girlfriend general messy

Hi everyone, gonna have a little messy fun with my girlfriend and a few pies later and was wondering if you guys have any good games that we can play. I know a common one is just asking questions and...

9/9/239/9/23

by PieSmusher19

9/12/239/12/23 by Wamplayer1

Replies: 12
Views: 1865

W W E Pie Poll female messy

8/1/238/1/23

8/7/238/7/23 by MCPridz

Replies: 21
Views: 2623

What's the best pie filling recipe, in your opinion? female messy

Here's my criteria: I want it edible; shaving cream is out. However, I do actually like the consistency and look of shaving cream, and the stickiness. Anything with milk in it is out, as I don'...

5/28/235/28/23

7/2/237/2/23 by TedTheMenace

Replies: 15
Views: 2494

Multiple Notifications non-wam

4/9/234/9/23

by MasterGoatis

4/13/234/13/23 by MasterGoatis

Replies: 7
Views: 235

Cgi wam--interested? female messy

I posted a few similar photos last week with basically no response. I don't know if that means nobody is interested or wants to see them, but I'll post a few more and see if anyone seems interested.

2/28/232/28/23

3/1/233/1/23 by MasterGoatis

Replies: 5
Views: 684

Looking for Youtube clip. Ups girl gets pied. female messy

Hey sorry to bother everyone but I'm looking for a you tube clip. One of the girls name is Taylor and she's dressed up as a UPS girl and gets pied by her fiend who is dressed up as a FED ex girl. I lo...

2/28/232/28/23

2/28/232/28/23 by Hendog106

Replies: 2
Views: 1049

(Poll) Gunge Colour Preferences female messy

As I'm still learning stuff with people on here, what's the common consensus on colour preferences? Anything specific in replies.

1/17/231/17/23

by Gungeon Master

1/20/231/20/23 by LiSMatt

Replies: 16
Views: 808

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