Hello , I've been dipping in and out of umd but finally want to get involved in a messy meet up. Preferably need someone who doesn't mind being completely Humiliated with pies thank youuuu

Always looking to meet up with other guys for messy slapstick custard pie fun.

Yes please i'm south uk (surrey) and my bucket list dream is to be humiliated with pies by a clown please dm me.

I am so up for a clown slapstick tit for tat messy meet up. Anyone, please get in touch. I can travel within reason.

Up for this too. Destroy me!

I wish we could get together for a huge session.

I'm down to clown for SURE!! (Surrey here, but very regular in London)

I also host a clown event with a pie booth in King's Cross every other month - next one is Jul 26th and is gonna be extra big cos it's my birthday!