Inspired by real life events and a dream I had once.

1. In said dream, I had the pleasure of witnessing a mass baptism event (?) at Victoria Falls, an artificial mountain pool at Canada's Wonderland that usually plays host to cliff diving shows. One of the baptees (?) was a lovely blonde gal in a t shirt maxi dress. It couldn't quite do the falls (I had to resort to a pool deck), but it did do the wet dress quite well.

2. Inspired by the dress that my friend's hot mom wore to a banquet, and then a pool party after the banquet. I really wanted her to wind up in the pool in said dress, but my dreams remained dreams, and will likely remain dreams until Image FX gets better at doing wet cotton chevron (not getting my hopes up).

3. This was inspired by Sophie Monk's fully clothed Christmas Day trip down a slip n slide. The video in the article doesn't show the aftermath, so I had to imagine it myself.

4. In my imagining of Judd Apatow's "This is 50", Leslie Mann attends a relative's commencement ceremony on her 50th birthday. Between the heat, her golden birthday, and realizing that her kin is now making her way into the world, Leslie gets a little overheated and decides to cure that with a cold plunge into the nearest fountain.

5. In honor of the lady that sparked my thing for maxi dresses. No, she did not get wet. In fact, it was sunny that day if my memory serves me correctly. But a man can dream, can't he? On a side note, add cropped unbuttoned long sleeve cardigans to the list of things this isn't good at generating.

6. When I was coaching on the swim team we had this lady that would come by after work to pick up her family. The one day she didn't show up in her work clothes is the one day she jumps in fully clothed to save a kid she thinks is drowning. On a side note, the one time I try to generate a "short" (knee length) dress is the one time I get a content guidelines message. That's one win for the maxi dresses.

7. In honor of the time my MILF soccer coach neighbor didn't jump into her backyard pool fully clothed after the U.S. won the 2015 Women's World Cup.

Round 3- I would like to formally apologize to the environment, as well as whatever Google employee watching this come in and wondering what kind of kinky shit this is.

It finally happened.
This one time I was lifeguarding and a family comes to the pool. Mom is in a black maxi t shirt dress and dad is in a t shirt and sweatpants, which I think is a little strange, but whatever. Maybe they're religious. Then mom goes and starts stepping into the pool, fully clothed, eventually going for a swim, dress and all, as my brain goes haywire. The pool manager told me to go tell her she had to get out, and I told her I didn't feel as though I had the authority to do so. Which was true, but I was also drilling a hole in my lifeguard tube from below.

9. Another (semi) true story:
I was lifeguarding at a lake during the pandemic. We got a lot of paddleboarders. I watched a hot mom in a short strapless cover up dress go down one time. While my genital sensory cortex wishes that dress had been longer, the rest of my brain is relieved, because that would have been one awkward rescue boner.

10. Another movie idea where Anna Kendrick shows up and runs in her hometown's famous tough mudder at the last minute, despite being in a strapless maxi dress after coming from her sister's bridal shower). She also wins when her knotted up dress falls at the last minute and she falls across the finish line.

11. Saw a lady at Universal in a black maxi dress pushing a stroller. 10 years later, assuming she had the common sense to not do a water ride in a long dress, I put her through the ringer on the Popeye ride (iykyk)

Round 4! I've abandoned the numbers. Sorry not sorry.

- was lifeguarding one time and watched this mom in a cover up maxi dress sit at the top of the stairs with half of the dress in the water. When she got up to go get something the dress was soaked from the knee down. I went ahead and just soaked the rest of the dress for her.

- A girl I knew growing up got married last year and she and her husband ended their wedding night by jumping in the resort pool, fully clothed. I haven't spoken to her in well over a decade and obviously did not see the aftermath, if there was one, so I took matters into my own hands.

- I had a math teacher one time that did not think I was smart enough to be in her class and made the year hell for me because of it. She also dressed incredibly plainly, except for when she got engaged on Easter, and came to school the next day dressed up. Hair curled, makeup on, you can probably guess the outfit. I had a hate-jerk-off-sesh that night because of how hot she looked and then this morning decided to trash her outfit before she ever made it to school that day (yes, a decade later. I'm petty.).

- Based on a lady I saw at a concert last year, wearing the same dress, long enough that even with heeled sandals on she had to hold it up (IMO, even though I thought the length was hot, way too long). Decided to add in some mud and get her nice and wet. Also took away the concerned expression I used for the teacher.

- Based off a video I saw at the 2018 Preakness Stakes where it rained the entire day and the infield music festival was basically just a mud puddle. The video shows a girl in a short black dress soaked in mud pushing a guy away. I tried a short dress again, but it wouldn't let me, and it couldn't pull off the straight neckline of the dress or the tiered skirt, so I instead took some creative liberties and assumed she caught the tail end of the chevron craze and knotted the dress up for her mud wrestling match. Or something.

Round 5: the Lost to the Void addition

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- inspired by a Jane scene from Perfect Wetlook. Green maxi dress + pool =perfection.
- Inspired by a Stormy Waters image that I've been trying to find the other pictures for since forever and have more or less accepted that I never will.
- Inspired by a StreetSplash scene.
- This lady did a blog post about her love for maxi dresses (I assume just a general appreciation for them and not a "they make me horny" kind of deal). Accompanied by a series of photos of her in one romping around in the surf, with her knee deep in one. I always wondered how deep she went in fully clothed, and the quality of iPhone cameras circa 2012 never provided me a real answer. I'll never get that answer, but I can sure try.

Round 6! If only I put this much effort into writing actual stories I could probably quit my day job.

- Shoutout to the Eagles for taking down the Chiefs. Here's a snowbird MILF celebrating in style with some champagne after doing a fully clothed cannonball. (I've had this scene in my head for a while, hopefully will be doing my dad's best friend's MILF of a wife in Bills colors next year
- I thought my boss looked hot in the dress she wore to see her sister get engaged so I made her dive in to retrieve the ring after her sister's now fiancée got nervous and dropped the ring in the water. The dress was also tie-dye but I made it color block to make the wetness (?) more visible.
- I tried to do my swim coach getting pied in the face at our banquet one time, with some creative liberties (ie no t shirt to protect her dress). Unfortunately, it doesn't do "dress totally covered in whipped cream" very well.
- 2 parter (kinda). One is of a dream I had where they slimed people at the ESPN awards show one year. The other is of a sort of fantasy I had because of said dream where a recently retired pro swimmer I thought was hot got slimed at a since-defunct professional sports themed awards show.

Round 6!
- this first one combines an idea I had for a WAM-themed murder mystery, with a custom idea I had where a model gets cast as an angel in a nativity scene for a studio and has to get creative due to her lack of a white dress. Suffice to say that ImageFX does not do slime well.
- Another WAM story idea- a perpetual bridesmaid gets overheated at a wedding in the Hamptons and solves her issue by jumping off a nearby dock
- Finally getting Madelyn Cline's dress in Glass Onion wet. Sort of.
- I've never seen a sports reporter rock a maxi dress at a game. And because the Diamondbacks suck, nor have I had the chance to see a sports reporter jump into their pool with them after a big win. But there's a first time for everythingright?

Part 7: stories where I had to use my imagination
- One gal who while driving home from an outing decided to stop by a "muddy field gateway" and trash her dress in the mud, so much so that when she arrived home she had to throw it out. Absolutely crap mud rendering this time.
- The multitude of Yahoo Answers posts by people who apparently volunteered to get slimed in their white prom dress for charity. I decided to kill two birds with one stone by sliming them with the multitudes of people wondering if they should play that game at their sorority formal where if you lose you get slimed in your $300 gown. On a humerous note, both of these images look like they're from some sort of play LOL.
- The wedding photographer who was doing photos on a small canoe and whose client dropped something in the water, causing her to have to get in to retrieve it, soaking her maxi dress. I assume she was only in like ankle deep or something, but I prefer to imagine her going for a fully clothed swim.
- A girl in between jobs signs up to be a dunk tank model (?) for some quick cash and after spending her first evening getting dunked repeatedly in a green evening gown, discovers that she realllly likes getting wet fully clothed.

To the relief of everyone, I'm getting writers block so these posts will likely be slowing down.

Part 8: dreaming of dresses
- had a dream where the Milwaukee Brewers did a promo where they made Bernie Brewer's slide a water slide for one night only. Undeterred by her dress and cardigan, I watched one determined mom go down the slide, land in the pool, swim fully clothed across the pool and then somehow climb out of the pool completely dry. I still made her wet anyway.
- Had a 4th-wall dream where I invited Custard Couple across the Atlantic to do a scene at my house, but then got cold feet and didn't buy any supplies. Mrs. CC then went on a shopping trip to Costco, purchased enough pasta sauce for a Sunday wedding in Long Island, and did her thing in the shower. Unfortunately, she forgot her dress when she left and my mom had a Deja vu moment when for the second time ever she found a soaking wet sundress draped over the shower bar. Insert Heinz Doofenshmirtz meme.

(Mrs. CC-should you happen to see this, I have no idea how old you are, nor do I see myself in any sort of place to question that, so I put in "attractive blonde woman" into the generator and called it a day. I hope you find this AI depiction of you to be flattering