Thiswas Girl is treating you to a behind the scenes video, showing you how she prepares for one of her scenes. She comments on how her husband has been asked to appear in these videos but he's a coward. Thiswas Girl has been promised by Rev that he won't get her messy in this scene, but she's suspicious when she is asked to talk about pies and slime and keeps looking up and around, worried that she might be sploshed (some great slapstick acting here).

It turns out that Rev is a man of his word though, and she makes it through. She does a dance of celebration and is about to end the video... when her husband turns up (off screen), armed with pies and gunge, and upset at being called a coward. Splat! Thiswas Girl takes plenty of pies and slime and is completely covered... and she was "this" close to getting away clean.