It's Saturday Night, the telly is on and Vole Gingerbeard is hosting 'Vole's Dwelling Jamoree' a programme for adults. There's a vote where a gorgeous woman could get gunged. It's a vote on women drivers... the chauvinist vs the feminist. Vole is saying... "We have two ideal candidates for the gunge tank vote this week. These two people represent the two opposite extremes of a universal debate, that of women drivers. The two candidates in question are Epiphany and the chauvinist, and have been feuding for months about this. The chauvinist says that women drivers are absolutely awful, and Epiphany thinks they're better than the men. So we will let the nation decide to settle the debate once and for all."

But we all know it's the fella that always gets it on these things. How many time have we hoped the hot girl gets it, only to find it's the guy getting gunged? But... Maybe not this time though... because you, the good people of UMD have been voting in your thousands. Well in your 10s anyway... to try and rescue what looked like a desperate situation. As you will see, the Twitter and UMD votes were *just* enough to swing things in favour of gorgeous Epiphany getting the gunge. For once the glamorous girl in the lovely dress, is going to get the cascade of sump oil (and thank goodness there's no misplaced chivalry from Rod, who has no intention of sacrificing his suit) so enjoy as Epiphany's gorgeous clothes and hair and makeup are sacrificed in a great cause, your enjoyment, as Rod pulls the lever and Epiphany takes the sump oil deluge.