I shampoo my hair in a white, cut out one piece in 20 bottles of mustard! Thick and crazy! Then cover my whole body nude! It was intense to say the least! I have never felt so many different sensory things going on at once. The smell, the texture, the weight of my hair? oh my gosh! It was so much more than i expected! I have done tons of savory but just mustard? wow! I soaked my hair from root to ends, you see me dump bottle after bottle, then shampoo it into my scalp. I actually even let you hear how sopping my hair is while I am massaging it in! Then I pour on more! It gets thicker and thicker and heavier and heavier! I try taking all of my long hair and making a huge mound on top of my head and then smoothing it out with more mustard, even! Then, I get a brilliant idea to get a bowl and lay back into this bowl of mustard and make sure my hair is insanely saturated with mustard! It is so heavy, so smelly, so crazy! I make sure to keep all the mustard i can in my hair, listening to it scrunch scrunch squish squish as i shampoo it in there! Now, once I have done SO much shampooing and ive used almost all my bottles... and im pretty satisfied that my hair cannot hold anymore mustard I decide to, for the second part of the video, start to strip down slowly and get my body fully covered in mustard! First, i take my crazy hair and mop up the floor that has some mustard on it, I plop my boobs out first into a pile of mustard and go from there! you will have to see it! full coverage mustard, and I mean everywhere! there was not one single spot or hole untouched and covered with this mustard! crazy thing I have done again... check!
since my hair is sooooo thick and i really shampooed it in (you gotta see it to believe it...insane!)
it took me probably 2 full days to get the smell out of my hair AND other parts! i had to trim my nails all the way down bc it got under my nails, it came out of my pores for days!
rubbing this on your vagina or pouring it over your bare vagina and ass?? lemme tell ya.....its a new sensation!! haha! i would not advise leaving it on long!
this one, when you read the description its like "yeah she shampoo's her hair in mess and covers her body in it...."
when you add in that its 20 bottles of MUSTARD. just kicks it up a notch. and it really did. i was thinking "oh this will be fun, different.....one substance...." IT WAS FUCKING INSANE.
OMG. the smell, the texture, and those bottles HOLD SO MUCH MUSTARD! and the days after?? i smelled like a walking hot dog, guys. no joke. lol
mustard has a really awesome and unique texture....that shit TIIIIIIIIINGGGGLLLLES.....leave it long enough? your pretty little asshole will BURN. HAHAH
Ariel said: Dang momma that's crazy pants! I love you, you're always doing something wild and crazy. I love the idea of doing savory scenes with just 1 substance. You're so innovative!!!
you fucking sweet pea. i wasnt asked to put it all over my body but got damnit....you got that much mustard??
hell, you gotta get nakey and roll in it....and pour it down your ass crack. and squirt it on your clitoris. note to self: if ever do that again, prepare yourself mentally for mustard on your clitoris....
Ariel said: Dang momma that's crazy pants! I love you, you're always doing something wild and crazy. I love the idea of doing savory scenes with just 1 substance. You're so innovative!!!
you fucking sweet pea. i wasnt asked to put it all over my body but got damnit....you got that much mustard??
hell, you gotta get nakey and roll in it....and pour it down your ass crack. and squirt it on your clitoris. note to self: if ever do that again, prepare yourself mentally for mustard on your clitoris....
You've got brass balls when it comes to wamming sister, always have!
and a motha fucking tingly ass clitoris and asshole. first time i sat down after taking off my suit?? took me a minute while playing around and filling up a bowl and im like "hmmmm yep....thats tingly...." girl. THA SMELL THO!!!!
hooter said: I've been trying so hard to come up with something here. But I just can't mustar-d a good zinger right now. I'll ketch-up with you later Jayce.
WOOOOOOOOW YOU AND ROBBY WOULD BE REAL LIFE BEST FRIENDS, I SWEAR IT!!! im dying laughing!!!
now, if i see one more awesome lingerie set you send to ariel and NOT ME IM GONNA LOSE MY SHIT!!
well, granted, shes hot as fire.....but god damnit i want those adorable fucking teddies too! she looks so good in them!!!!