yall remember that??? when it was SUCH A FUCKING NIGHTMARE. like, i sincerely would get SCARED if i got WOTD bc people would BIIIIIIIIIIITCH so BAAAAAAAAAD if they didnt!

i swear, i remember telling people "omg dont heart my stuff i dont wanna hear it!"

so, anyway, thanks mm for however you have changed things bc it is AWESOME to see everyone gettting their day, NO ONE bitching about it....and people cheering others on.

CONGRATS ON WOTD!

i mean, it was a sincere, like DEAL in the community and people thought that it was rigged and all this nonsense. it is SO NICE to see all these new faces and friend people i didnt know i wasnt friends with based on them being WOTD and sharing pics!

i think its a big deal for this community and pretty fucking positive! hell yes!
this is my genuine happy smirk!! its the only pic i could find on my laptop. hahah

We are glad you had that one on laptop 'cause you look awesome, as always !!

Thanks for noticing Jayce. Over the years I've been tweaking the formula to try and get it so pros and amateurs would get more of an equal share. I used to always get "feedback" from everybody about the weighting, but it seems that most are happy with how it is now.

I ws ctually so angry that I didn't get wotd fo my imaginary photographs that I forgot to complain :-p
So I shall just have to be abusive to you now instead.. Here goes... Ahem..
You're a silly sausage.
Seriously, congratulations, you deserve it, must have taken so much hard work to get the Jayce layne show up and running, and it looks spectacular

21 years and I've never been Wammer of the Day. Although I once was "Wammer of The Minute"...but for that I had to buy MessMaster a round of drinks. Might be time for another bribe.

Robby

https://wammerific.umd.net/

www.wammalamapie.com

www.shepiestheguy.com

#whateverittakes

thank you! i would say its a "team effort" but robby is deffo the brains. i mean, i added in a few things here and there but this was his general "vision" played out and i love it. (luckily, otherwise it would not exist! its fantastic) since, we have come up with much more stuff....and more episodes are coming I am excited about the ones we have already done and the ones we will be doing! also, I am very, very grateful that mr. mg was gracious enough to have amy make a cameo appearance in this last one. she is AWESOME!

it is an honor and a priviledge (omg i cannot spell that right to save my life, fuck it) to work with robby, and for mr. mg to be on board with our project

Im amped about this last release..... amy is spectacular. All of it together was really awesome to do.

Congrats gorgeous and omg even if anyone did bitch... sod em! YOU DESERVE IT every damn day just for your peanut butter video alone let alone all the other mind blowing stuff

I think I'm just going to start calling Jayce "Extra Crunchy"

People bitched about WOTD?????? What a childish thing to bitch about.....

Kinda like... well most of the things people bitch about here.

I'm confused, Jayce. When was it you last got WOTD? I just looked back through the last two months of WOTD winners on the UMD home page and didn't see you listed once. Not saying you don't deserve the title -- you certainly do, especially in the wake of those fantastic looking Jayce Lane Show videos you and Robby recently released -- I'm just feeling like there's either a weird fluke in the system or (more likely) I'm living on the threshold of two parallel universes.

NOOOOOOO I HAVENT GOT IT. i was congratulating people who have!

the system was, before, it was based on hearts you get, i believe it was a total accumulation of hearts. now, it is based on uploads of pics in your galleries or profile or something, i dont know. anyway, i AM FINE WITH THE SYSTEM IN PLACE.

the problem was, when i would release a video, with screencaps that had hearts underneath it i would end up wotd, so would ariel, so would other producers and OMG. DID I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT. i couldnt even enjoy it. i literally told people to NOT heart my stuff when they would message about how much they loved my new vid, im like "oh my god dont heart that shit" but i wanted to have big pics up for it! it was a fucking NIGHTMARE. people on here were saying it was RIGGED, that it was rigged for producers, omg....it was a fucking nightmare. now? if i get it. coool beans! its usually completely out of nowhere and i have no idea why! lol. IM TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT.

I LIKE seeing people i didnt know before, get wotd, then friending them and making new friends on here. kinda rocks! and NO ONE IS BITCHING.

yall, behind the scenes? was even WORSE than the forums. SO MUCH WORSE. mm had to deal with SO MUCH BITCHING. and all it was? people promoting or sharing getting hearts. then wotd. and others bitching if they didnt. it was SAD AS FUCK. i am SOOOOOO GLAD THE COMMUNITY HAS MOVED PAST THIS AND MM HAS CHANGED THE SYSTEM!

I MEEEEEEEAAAAAANNNNNNN im just waiting for the day someone bitches about the moomins getting top vid all the time. DONT DO IT. THE MOOMINS GET TOP VID ALL THE TIME BC THEY MAKE TOP QUALITY SHIT. DONT FUCKING DO IT!!! I WILL PUBLICLY TELL YOU TO STOP IT!!!

anyhooo, its a huge leap from the childish shit that went on, ON the forums where i was personally attacked for "trying to get wammer of the day all the time" (which i wasnt. i was simply releasing videos) and behind the scenes where i was having to be told to basically "cool it" bc others didnt like it. kinda sucked on an open forum to be told to "cool it" with me putting up WAM MATERIAL.

ITS DONE NOW AND I AM SOOOOOO GLAD THAT IS WHAT THIS WHOLE POST IS ABOUT. I AM SO FUCKING GRATEFUL FOR THE COMMUNITY AND MM AND HIS IDEAS OF MOVING FORWARD AND BRINGING MORE PEOPLE HERE *wipes brown off nose*

DUDE. IT WAS INSANE.

i am SOOOOO GLAD its over.

i am insanely proud of the whole community for moving past that stage and where we ALL ARE now! i have never bitched ONCE about being it or not being it but OMG THE AMOUNT I GOT BITCHED AT FOR BEING WOTD? WAS ABSURD. so. anyway, its a leap. im glad

I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

i love peanut butter too. i do not love showering afterwards. or the 4 days i smell like pb afterwards but got damn i love playing in it.

ROD, my red headed scruptious male model, who if he was interested in me, i would fuck him like my toy........helped me with that one and it took us 6 fucking hours to set up for that. lol it was crazy! i would do it again in a heart beat. add 5 gallon bucket of jelly or fluff. bring it on!!!

Great, now we're going to get job applications to be your "toy." I'm not interviewing them.
They always want pastry insurance benefits.

robby, you do as you are TOLD. capiche? why is is telling me that word is spelled wrong? what the hell?

anyway, you interview them and you will LIKE IT.

Im working on my "dom"

I might recall wrong but didn't your lawn hate you the last time?

Her grass is ass.

that was the FIRST TIME. second go? with 120 pounds of pb?? we had it down to a science how to get it out. well. we stumbled for about an hour with this "science" but we got the job done. hahaha!

120 lbs. huh... Well, I guess now you know how to get rid of a dead hooker too.

HOLY SHIT I DO!!! omg.....if i could just cut off like 50 pounds of my "stunt penis" i could totally get rid of him too.....dayyuuuuuummmmm

That got dark fast.

Your stunt penis only has 50 pounds of additional weight???!!!!! Where did you find him? His BMI must be amazing!

See? This why I don't take morning phone calls from Jayce.

Robby

You know what you should do....you should make a long post about how happy you are that you didn't get a ton of negative attention from being "wammer of the minute" because how could anyone survive for 5 minutes without posting a thread about themselves and making sure everyone knows you got some special little prize? But make sure the thread is patronizing as hell so everyone will think you're trying to be nice.

good to have you back, leila.

My posts and the phrase "patronizing as hell" is/are redundant. BTW...I have now reduced my expectations and am now aiming at "Wammer of the Half Minute."

I'm also aiming at Jayce. But that's just an occupational hazard.

Robby

https://wammerific.umd.net/

www.wammalamapie.com

www.shepiestheguy.com

#morecomplacent

aim low, robby. that way, when you rock real hard, its a super nice surprise. if we suck real bad its just more of a "meh" and can be cured with taco bell.

Taco Bell is the purest form of masochism though. There is no more public way to say you hate your digestive tract and by extension yourself than that.

but its so delish!

i am patiently awaiting the day to get a custom where someone makes me get messy in taco bell and i skim like 10 bucks off the top and eat like a queen!!! say word, son! say word!!!