im in agreement!! oh my god..! okay. im not tooting my own horn....im single but im like the best fucking gf ever....but i know some gals who are like...NORMAL (for nowadays) and OH MY GOD. women!!! yall are so high maintanance! sorry i spelled that wrong. its fucking 130 am....but anyway.....i swear i tell my hoes (my best friends) to quit making us look bad! with the exception of ariel. she is high to maintain but she will take care of you till her dying breath! seen her do it! i miss her

anyhooo. i sincerely dont know how you do it. women are so weird. lol.

kay rich, now just hire me and lets do a little bang session after...you can "brown bag me" if you want....(this is called brown baggin it....where he can but a brown paper bag over my face whilst we have sexual relations) lol
until you give me some pies or cake me. ooooo. did i just get reallly fucking graphic on here? yes. yes i did. you guys get to so why not me?! sorry rich. its been a long while since i got some ass......now ? you are getting the brunt of it. im fucking with ya, man. you ever wanna kick it and pretend to be my boyfriend whilst fucking me up with those famous yellow cakes??? then lets do it! THAT will be tthe contribution to the umd. "making sure jayce doesnt go any crazier than she already is" so many shitty forum posts. so many badly done paragraphs. more will come if i dont get some happiness in my life from a human with a penis. yeah i wentt there...... merry christmas, you fool. thank you for all you do. love your vids. i have jerked off to them many times.

i had a video to post of me doing JUST THAT but i was done years ago...the person who requested it sent me youttube links tto watch right before and i clicked on said links. which are YOUR videos but umd wouldnt let me use it since it was me watching youtube on my big screen....but yeah. It was actually my first time watching YOUR stuff and using a toy it was hot as fuck....anyhoooo....so much fun!

so, back to tthe post, i had a COUPLE actually that got me into pieing myself live for couples and watching your stuff to get off with pies and a big toy

matter of fact i just watched "meet heather" oh m god! i want thatt girl to be my best friend!!! you are one lucky mother fucker! she is ADORABLE and hot AND AWESOME. nice sttuff man!!! im so jelly!

How the hell are you still single? I know you could have your choice of guy here and they would be so blessed to have you. I don't know many ladies who work a job, have a side business, comes here and takes care of all of us perverts..lol and still has time to take care of a kid and volunteer. Yes there are some crazies out there on both sides but aren't we all crazylol

I've introduced a few girls into the wam scenepartly online and partly in person, I think it's more interesting to talk about the in-person situations however

The first was a girl I met through Fetlife, she was Polyamorous and I wanted to experiment at this time, we each tried things the other liked. She was open minded and submissive, wanting to please
The first session I had her in some stocks and poured some joghurt over her head before having my way with her, she was a little annoyed as bits from the joghurt were hard to wash out of her hair haha,
The second thing we did was play a game of messy battleship, we did the shopping togethergiving the checkout girl a bit of a weird look, it was fun and she got really messy in the game, but she didn't really like dishing out the mess and poured most of it over my leg, only at the end filling my boxers with custard and putting a trifle over my head

The second girl I told was a long term though toxic girlfriend, I gunged her with pink gunge in the shower, she clearly didn't get anything out of it and was doing it more to bind me to her than anything I believe, though she would cover herself in whipped cream and send me explicit picturesI also covered her head with custard while getting a blow job.
Though as I say, she was no wammer, but trying to get into my head

The third girl I told said she wasn't into it, and later when she distanced herself from me would use it against me and say I was weird

Recently I told a partner about itwell, she was looking through my 'toys' and discovered my stock of gunge powder, I told her a bit about itshe said 'not yet' and hasn't mentioned it since, though may possibly lead to something one daytime will tell haha

So I've actually done the inverse of this, and introduced several dudes to WAM (including my current bf).

But I was introduced to it by watching You Can't Do That On Television growing up, and then feverishly searching for slime pics/videos online as soon as we got AOL

I don't know Jayce I think you be high maintenance, like I couldn't image having to get you to a mud pit weekly or every time getting groceries you need more cake batter. Hhhmmm that be so painful hahahahah

Btw why do you miss arial don't you see her all the time

Ummmmmm can I take you up on that brown bag offer plz (minus the bag, cause your face is fucking gorgeous girl)

I can PROMISE you that me w/ a strap-on will be better than the last 10 dicks you had

Or you can fuck my bf while I watch and then dump green slime on you for it after (yes, this is a thing I like :bahaha

Seriously. The door is open. Whenever you're ready, I'll be waiting with a bucket of glop and my Pegasus dildo.

SEE?? THIS IS MY TYPE OF FRIEND!!! not just the sexual but the brutal honesty too! lets talk soon, kelsey! i love all you love.....and tha tsounds hot as fuk and you always seem cool as beans. I have a little human that is highly autistic that I had to basically hault productions the last few months for....like literally with him or therapists or tthe school hes only a 2.5 hours a day....every single day. no breaks. he knows about what I do bc hes insanely smart. he had it figured out and i could not treat him like he was dumb. it is amazing the mind of an autistic pubescent kid im seeing who is brutally honest about how he is seeing things. i dont tell him anything he doesnt have to know....but anyhoo. if i can actually get his sperm donor to do anything? girl. im so down. i appreciate you inviting me! whatt a sweet thing to do! merry christmas to me!

immma get back to you! promise!!

Wetlook interest was pre-existing prior to a gal introduced me further into WAM during high school years during the 2000's.

Coincidence of blind stupid luck really, friend during our teens introduced me to UMD here, yes really thats how I found this place, like the years of when kids/teens online were like (OMG Check this shit out!). She and I already had some clothed swims together which was our secrete then she showed me this place and talked me into a mucky peat pit swim adventure which almost killed us we were stupid teens at the time and that was a first time for us both.

so now? do you prefer the wetlook over the messy? or the other way around? or is it all just in the wash? like it is all just the same amount of fun for you! ? i know that i startted doing welook as an accident cleaning off dirty clothes in the shower...and i tell you what? i LOVE cleaning off my clothes unti they are as clean as they can get in the shower and seeing what not only did the mess do? but how they look cleaned off the best i can and how soaked and cligny tthey are tto my skin! it is alwasy SUPER SATISFYING to see how much mess i can get off my clothes in the shower! i dont typically add that bc most people dont seem too interested in it but if they are? ill keep the camera rolling! sit it in a tripod or something!

I like both pretty equally, my girl prefers water more now. Love washing mess off like after sploshing in mud or other crap along rivers and lakes, and the slimy stuff in the shower, into quite a bit. My girl used to be down the mess way more often in the shower like with Aloe for example, till she sprain her ankle after slipping a couple years back. Hospital was like what's the strange smell even after washing that off pretty good.

You and Ariel are awesome together too, love it!

Three wam partners, first one was a girlfriend, a bit of a safe bet really, as she was a bit kinky, and was into dress up games, roleplay and spanking! Started with baby oil, moved onto shaving foam and eventually pies, she really enjoyed it

Second was a regular girl from an escort agency and she LOVED it! When we were arranging meets she would put in requests for outfits and mess, and we used to go to a flat with a wet room and really go for it.

The third was the receptionist at the above agency, when I phoned one time to set up our next wam session, she asked if she could join in, she and my regular girl were friends and she had found out about our kink and liked the idea.

Two two girl sessions followed and both were awesome, both girls really got glammed up in sexy outfits I had bought them and they really dished out huge amounts of mess to each other, then I joined in! Mmmmmm

i love hearing how open gals and dudes are to this! i typically have to hear a lot of men and how they wished thatt their partners participated and it makes me sad for them. or they are embarrassed to come out about it.

which makes me even more sad.

thank you for sharing! i think its a really fun kink thatt i got into merely for fun and some extra money and now? its a lifestyle!

these stories are so fun!

whatt kind of outfits did the girls requestt?

and an emergency room visit? oh lord!! lol! sorry that is not tfunny but the smell!! hahah! ariel is alwasy like "what if something happens to us in tthis mud or savory we are so screwed" lol

This is a good chunk of "Messy Minds" in the group forums. Questions on how to break the ice, how others deal with partners not being into, dealing with rejection, embarrassment, etc.

Definitely issues a lot of people here deal with, myself included as well as a lot of lurkers. Not everyone simply gets to live out their dreams, for a variety of reasons.

So, I'd like to take a moment to thank you, Ariel, and the one other wonderful woman here who helped me realize them. Even if they were both a once and done, I will never forget them, and always be so thankful.

Because on the flip side, many of us have no idea how vulnerable a session is for you providers. So much trust is needed.

Outfits, one of the girls was in school uniform, a not regulation one, an obscenely short black skirt, a white blouse two sizes too small, a school tie, black stockings, suspender belt, 6 inch stiletto heels. The other girl in a black pvc catsuit and thigh length high heeled boots

For the return match, they had matching outfits, sexy secretaries, tight navy blue pencil skirts and tight striped blouses, over the same underwear as the school uniform and the same shoes. The blouses and skirts they ripped off each other after throwing pies!

It was ace!

When I first met my wife, I told her right away. She was into the idea and we began playing in mud together. The goal has been to buy a house (which we did a few years ago) and build a clay-pool area where we can get kinky. We've chosen an area in the basement, but I need to create a room-sized shower with a large floor-drain and make it into a room we can lock. Right now I'm examining plumbing issues and other problems before I can get on with building it. (plus money to buy materials with) Once done, we'll have a comfortable clay bed/pool at one end, and a shower at the other, so we can hopefully step out of the room clean and in robes. In the meantime, we watch WAM videos when making love and often talk about what we want to do together. Our access to the mud has not been available in recent years, but the indoor solution will be perfect.

She was always open to the idea of anything sort of different, so she took to wam right away as a harmless and fun way to add a bit of kink and spice to playing together.

So I think it's time that we recognize "UMD posts written by Kelsey or Jayce" as a legitimate form of erotic literature that makes for an excellent wanking experience?

@Jayce! Get over to Harbor Freight and buy a couple of sets of anti-fatigue floor mats. 10 bucks for four 2'x2' interlocking pads - two sets is the perfect size to put under a 7x10 inflatable pool or a tarp, keeps your knees happy Washable too, and easier to move around than a big huge pad. Link below

https://www.harborfreight.com/4-piece-anti-fatigue-foam-mat-set-94635.html

lol, we honestly laughed about it before we even got there and after leaving, she couldn't walk for at least a week and was in the big boot. After that doing slippery mess in our shower is very rare now for us at the same time, also being a tub in a hotel suite in Vegas was far better, more fun and much safer to be honest, and we will do again eventually, its worth the price.

As for outfits, pretty much what you see me doing is what they all pretty much liked. Current GF outfits mainly Tanks w/ shorts or skirts, mostly black which is great for dominant roleplay to smother you in wet cleavage, which is fucking awesome.

Fascinating thread Jayce. Thanks for posting. The replies have been cool to read.

For me personally, I've told 5 people.

1. First serious gf would let me do small stuff with her, like a bottle of chocolate syrup in the shower or a tub of cool whip. She didn't want anything in her hair or face though (she was a model and kind of stuck up).
2. After we split, my rebound and I had a night with a bottle of honey but I was drunk and couldn't get it up, lol. Nothing ever came of us.
3. Next serious gf: told her about it after she had done a pudding wrestling event and I told her how I was super into it and wanted to recreate it. She wanted no part of it. And would lay stiff as a board on the one or two occasions I tried to use anything on her. So, that never took off though we lasted for 2 years.
4. Rebound girl #2: longtime high school friends and we always had strong sexual tension. We had dinner with her one night after my last breakup and I drunkenly told her about my fetish. She looked at me with big doe eyes and said "Would you want to slime me?" and I knew in an instant she would be down for it and we'd have a blast. But I had literally JUST started talking to a new girl at work who I liked and I didn't want to ruin it. So the dinner conversation was incredibly hot and suggestive that night, but the girl at work ended up being my wife.

5. My wife so, she's not a super sexual person. She'd be happy having missionary sex once a month and that be it. But we started slow with it and she even once surprised me with a budoir shoot that she did with a girlfriend of hers around their house. One of the photos was her topless in the tub with chocolate syrup drizzled all over her chest. Once we got our house together, our sessions slowly got bigger and bigger but almost never with her getting messy. I'll never forget the first time we had some pies out during a session where she was trashing me and she said I could pie her if I wanted to. I said are you sure and she said do it before I change my mind. To this day, she still doesn't prefer to get messy herself but she doesn't mind dishing it out. And she usually lets me pie and slime her thoroughly each year for my birthday present. Our last one like that was special. She'd had like three glasses of wine and actually let herself have fun and really enjoy it and it was an absolute game changer. It didn't feel like the usual begrudging participation. She actually seemed to be having fun. Hoping we turned a corner.

She just battles with anxiety and it's tough for her to ignore the mess we're making and to ignore the fact that if her parents just happened to come over, it would be embarrassing. That kind of stuff. And we have three young kids so we have to kind of hide stuff and be sneaky and that freaks her out too. I imagine that part will only get tougher as they get older but I'll just have to get more clever.

I have introduced all of one to WAM who is now my wife of almost nine years. In my profile I have that I introduced her to it when we were dating which is true, even had a bit of shaving foam fun on our wedding night.
The fun has increased over the years, still mostly foam when the mood hits her which is only on occasions not an every sex night thing.
The best part of the relationship has been her acceptance of my boot wearing fetish. While I would be over the moon if she could wear over knee boots, that's currently not possible until we can afford a custom made pair. She does get turned on when she realizes I'm wearing tall boots under my jeans and has even been approving of a couple pairs of higher heeled ones for the bedroom, it allows for better positioning.
She does not currently join me in wet/muddy forrays at the cabin but is aware of my proclivity of coming back to the cabin soaking wet or disappearing for hours in the middle of the night if its raining.
Just a few weeks ago though she had her own idea which started a nice evening just before this past Christmas. We were sitting watching TV, I had no shirt on and we had a package of over frosted chocolate brownies, I was surprised as she planted a good dollop of frosting on my chest and started drawing letters in the chocolate. Needless to say a shower with what I was still wearing followed.
I've just let this fetish grow naturally for her, most of the time things are vanilla in the WAM sense other times she does venture on her own so I'm thoroughly enjoying her own excursions into wam even if its still not every time, but it's definitely becoming more frequent.

Cheers
This is a fun thread and I've enjoyed the other comments.

I started out as a wetlook lover, its been a turn-on way back to puberty. When I started dating I tried bringing my partners into it, a couple would participate on occasion because they knew it was MY turn-on, but they were never into it on their own.

Fast forward to my wife, who I met almost 14 years ago and married a little less than a year later. Our first date was at a casual restaurant which happened to have a pool in the rear patio seating area. We both ended up in the pool together, in office attire. Had a wonderful time, and things took off from there! I can't count the number of wet adventures we've had together and continue to have, even in our mid-60s. We've always enjoyed getting dressed up for fun elegant date nights, and when weather permits and the opportunity presents itself, those date nights often end up with us both soaked! The dressier the better, over the years there's NOTHING in her wardrobe that that she'll hesitate at all to get soaked. Although we are fortunate to have a pool and hot tub, many of our adventures have been in hotel and resort pools and public fountains - we find it even hotter in public, and she thinks nothing of plunging into the splash pool outside the symphony here in floor length gown and stilettos when the symphony lets out!

Now to the messy part - we both found out that was something we enjoyed, guess we kind of introduced it to each other. She's been known to slowly pour part of her drink down the front of her blouse at a restaurant to wet her blouse with an open cup bra under it, just to tease me. We were frolicking in that splash pool outside the symphony one evening and I remarked that we needed to go find somewhere to have a drink soon, because I needed a bathroom soon. She grinned and said she was fine, since she was already soaked to the skin and dripping wet she had just let loose a few minutes before that in her panties standing in the splash pool. OMG, I almost came right there!

One of our fun things is to have a dressy date night at home. We cook dinner together - things we can eat with our fingers, since the rule is absolutely no utensils or napkins allowed, and you can only eat what your partner feeds you with their fingers. Great fun with things like lobster dipped in drawn butter along with asparagus in hollandaise sauce. As you might imagine, its very difficult to feed each other things like that without a lot of dripping occuring - especially if you make no attempt to keep it from dripping! And without napkins, the only place to wipe your hands is on your partner's clothes! Dessert is ice cream with chocolate sauce, strawberries and whip cream. I've also been known to slip her high heels off, fill them with whip cream and put them back on her. We end up retiring to a hot shower together to rinse off the clothes and shoes - start the shower fully dressed and end up naked - and satisfied!

Its absolutely wonderful to find your soulmate - in WAM and other things!

Two years in my marriage, I told my wife it would be kinda fun to play around with shaving cream, just for kicks. She enjoyed it but was surprised when I told her it turned me on, didn't mention anything about WAM yet. Later on I introduced a card game where the loser gets to draw a dare from a pack that we jointly wrote..needless to say I involved pies she was quite scared of it but within the context of the game she laughed when she got the first pie and really enjoyed her time. And I kept developing the matter slowly along the years.

10 years in, we scedule a messy pie session that includes cosplay. What started off with normal cosplay costumes i.e. maid, nurse etc ended up with sexy clown lingerie and full clown makeup and guess who takes the most pies!!

Different approach but worked well with me luckily!