Hello all!! So I'm considering adding a Deep South (MS,AL,FL,TN,SC,NC, VA,GA) leg to the tour in February. Please refer to this FAQ thread before contacting me with questions. https://umd.net/forums/usa-messy-travel-announcement?start=0

For those of you who contacted me from these areas earlier this year... an asshole at the Apple Store deleted all my tour notes and I have lost you all!! So sorry for the inconvienence, but please contact me again with the same rule of location subject lines. Thanks!!!

Arielle and Jayce... it may be on bitches!!!! Woohoo!!!

w00t!!!!! Carolinas for the win!

i definitely hope you make it to florida!!!

Alright! This is what I'm talking about!! Remember to email me at mypierogative@gmail.com so we can go over remaining details and exchange phone numbers etc. I'm so excited the mess is looking to be coming sooner than expected!!

come on florida wammers!!1 Lets get Maria here! She is incredible and so much fun and just all around awesome! I had fun with her last year when she was down.

Red Georgia clay is what mud is supposed to look like, so I hope you find time to roll around in some of that!

I may know a model who could host you outside of Atlanta possibly. PM me if you are interested

I am looking for other people in the south east florida area that want a session so we can get Maria to our area.

MyPieRogative is goin' to Antarctica!
That how deep south she's goin'!

Hopefully one day!!! Haha!! I'd love to go whale watching in Antarctica!

Ok!! 4 more messy gigs and I can do this!!! Come on dirty south! lol

Come on lets get her down our way! You all have no idea what you are missing if you don't session with her.

Ok all!! In a couple days I'll be making final plans and letting people pick their dates. Anyone else that wants in needs to contact me now! Woohoo

I will be renting a car for this so I can get to everyone. Email me!!! Mypierogative@gmail.com

Woot! I can't wait for more shenanigans.

Hey all! Ok I'll be starting by heading north towards Atlanta. Anyone in Tennessee needs to reach out asap to my mypierogative@gmail.com so I can figure out dates. I'll then be headed to North Carolina and working my way back down to Florida. So everyone please get in touch about the dates that work for you!! There is still time and a bit of space for more people to jump on this! Woohoo!

The plan... may be tweeted a bit depending on what some people can do. But please try to pick with in these dates and areas. I'll be driving so no worries.

February 6-10 the Atlanta Georgia and Tennessee
February 10-14 North Carolina
February 14-18 working my way looping south through Florida and back across to New Orleans.

I could probably scoot up to y'all either before or after Atlanta. I'll be in touch when I've received deposits and booked people's dates and can rent the car!

I'd love to take you submarine watching!

Norman

West Virginia?

I can do West Virginia! But since I didn't get an email I won't take that request seriously ha.

So everyone! The southern tour has begun! I'm currently in Atlanta! Message asap for sessions. I'm here and booked for 3 days and then on the road again and need messy fun gigs! The original group that said I should do this tour all backed out so I e spent all money on a damn car lmao!! Come on people book up! I can get right to ya! Openings 13-17, as I think I'm heading north to wambabes for some fun when I leave Atlanta. Email me!

X Maria

What a bunch of jerks. Do you require a down payment ahead of time? If not, it might help rule out people before you waste valuable time in places where they back out.

I do. And then they didn't pay, but 3 other people had when I announced this. I've never missed a session so I used those deposits to rent the car and have crossed my fingers it will all work out... again! Ha!

Here's a photo from before today's session! I'll ask him to send some more edited pics from the video to share. Green oatmeal! It was awesome!

Holy shit. I hope you slimed all of that dude's Hot Wheels!

Well, hopefully there's enough of us out there to help make your tour work to make up for those who back out.

These guys called and wanted to book a session.

Any refinement on the schedule / locations? This thread says Feb 4-15, the FAQ said March 2017. I probably missed it somewhere!

I'm very roughly traveling:

Dallas, TX - later this week
SF Bay area - later this month
Vegas - early March
Jacksonville FL - mid May

I doubt our paths cross in any of that, (bummer!) but on the up side, the airline is starting to let me sit in the co-pilot seat - so oops if we make a wrong turn, I can just get out when we stop!

All dates are written on my homepage. Seattle Chicago and the NE are in March. I was asking people to look at the FAQ's. Guess I should have copy and pasted here, I didn't think that would confuse anyone. My bad.

YALL GET CUSTOMS WITH MYPIEPORAGATIVE WITH ME AND ARIEL
AKA
THE HOUSE OF MESS AND WAMBABES.
we some broke bitches but we really wanna see her so, HOOK IT UP!!
i am dead right now with the flu that my lil bit gave to me...who still has it on day fucking SIX. but, i have messed in worse...snake bites...terrible falls...horrible tragedies i get calls about RIGHT before im gonna shoot...i shot like 2 days with a 102-103 temp before! i can do it again...! I should be better when she comes this way anyway!!! do it do it!!!
if ppl get them with ariel too, we can knock down the rates since we just wanna make sure she gets the money she needs to travel and what she deserves! we lloooooove her! im making her stay the night if we can get her here! slumber party!!

You are close to where i live jedmess!