Well, there's been quite a lot of responses here and elsewhere, and I think it's time for a round-up of who's coming and who's staying for dinner.

Definites and Probables.

Mike Nomic (D)
Candy Custard
DPA a.k.a The Don 88
Dungeon Master 1 +1
Falkor + 1
Finchy & Mrs Finchy
Henry Wilcox
Jelly'n'Custard & J'n'C Studios
Jojo +1 (D)
LRZ + 1
Messy Laura & Mordicus (D)
MyPieRogative
Sammy-Jane (D)
Skitty-Kitty (D)
Tammy B
WAM262 + 1
Wamadeus (D)
Yamtree

Possibles.

Call-me-yours
Darkchivalry
Dunktankbabes Dave & Hayley
James Tongue
Piemaster
Piememistress

There's still room for more, and time to let me know you want to join us for dinner.

If the weather is good and we manage a shoot, I could be looking for a camcorder operator and stills photographer.

I look forward to hearing from folk, and to welcoming you all to the meet.

Mike.

it's August, Challenge. I strongly doubt Sammy Jane will be in tights, and certainly not for your personal pleasure

It's fine for you to attend as long as you're going to approach it as a social occasion and stop thinking with your dick for a few hours. If you can't do that then it will be very uncomfortable for everyone and best you don't go.

Ok ok I think im starting to understand you Challenge and this is what I have to say....


Come to the Splunch. Sit outside... but at a 40 degree angle from front door, sitting cross legged on a curb across the street out of everyone's way, with a bucket over your head. If you are a good boy and don't move a muscle after 3 hours of Candy, myself, and the other ladies ....MIGHT... Come lift your bucket fill it and dump it on your head with the back wash we pick up from empty glasses we collect from tables... All the while being good Samaritans and simply helping the bartenders. If you have the appropriate reaction (which we won't tell you what that is) you may be allowed to clean yourself and hang out with us like a chill individual. Ok? Are you happy?


Ummmm... Sorry if that sounded rude... But FUCK ME!!!!!

I don't usually enter into discussions like this, but guys,,,you can't reason with stupid!

I'm sorry Challenge, if this sounds a bit harsh, but please take a hint and back off. If you truly have any respect for any of the ladies on this site, and don't want to get kicked off....please back off. That is all.

I restate a line from the opening post: -

"This is a vanilla meet; all over 18 from anywhere are welcome ..."

If you feel you have the need and the right to lecture others on their behaviour or potential behaviour, perhaps you'd have the good grace to do it in pm.

Thank you.

Let that be an end to it.

Mike.

Mic drop!!!!!

It is funny when guys act like there's no female wammers. I know for a FACT we are here... Many are lurkers because the moment you say you have a vigina people act as if you exist for their pleasure instead of your own here. Fucking guys!!! Agh !!! I love and hate you!!!


More importantly, fucking yes! This is going to be such a fun meet!!!!!

Can't wait to meet everyone and have a laugh.

only one guy has been a problem on the thread and I think it's safe to say he got put in his place. lets look forward to meeting the awesome ones, who are thankfully greater in number

Yes agreed. Sorry. I def took that as an opportunity to vent about things that happened elsewhere in this Umd space. We should all go get smashed together and laugh about it... Oh shit!! Wait!!! We can do that at the Bristol Splunch

SORRY I WANTED TO GO BUT DO TO REASONS THAT I DID NOT SEE COMING I CAN NOT NOW HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FUN THOUGH AND MAYBE SEE YOU ALL NEXT YEAR

Hoping I can make it sadly my car is currently being a git... Crossing my fingers and hoping it can be sorted and won't cost a fortune (because it's also due its MOT, it never rains, but it pours right?)

I apologise for my outburst...I was tired and hangry, should have known better....

You can make that DungeonMasterOne + Honeysuckle. Hotel room booked!

She's definitely (barring accidents) coming and should be shooting with Candy in the evening, Candy has also taken up my offer of video camera operator so neither of us will be at the dinner - on the one hand I'll be sorry to miss the great Chinese, but looking forward to testing my skills on another producer's production. Colaboration is how the sploshing scene was originally built, so happy to help out.

Looking forward to quaffing some Thatcher's Heritage in the pub beforehand though!

I'm hoping to make it to this one.

Hi Chris & Debra, yes, there'll be plenty of room for you both at the Splunch, and I look forward to seeing you there.
Whereabouts are you, and are you likely to stay for dinner Saturday evening?

Apologies, we won't be at the Bristol Splunch this time.

The weather forecast for next Sunday looks encouraging ... at the moment, so it's off out location-scouting tomorrow.

Please keep all available fingers, and toes, crossed. Thanks.

After a drought of no messiness for some time, then having 2 events within a few weeks of each other I think I can say I have got my groove back - let's hope we can make it a hat trick and get back in the mud, I've got everything I have 2 of crossed

Speaking of cutting it fine, I think I could make this provided I can fine a hotel at reasonable rate this evening

There are a few subtle changes to the list: -

Definites and Probables.

Mike Nomic (D)
Candy Custard
Crusenforagunging + Debra (D)
DPA a.k.a The Don 88
DungeonMasterOne +Honeysuckle
Falkor + 1
Finchy & Mrs Finchy
Henry Wilcox
Jelly'n'Custard & J'n'C Studios
Jojo +1 (D)
LRZ + 1
Messy Laura & Mordicus (D)
MyPieRogative
Mud_ndp (D)
Nastygunge
Piemaster (D)
Sammy-Jane (D)
Skitty-Kitty (D)
Tammy B
WAM262 + 1
Wamadeus (D)
Yamtree

Possibles.

Aufpet
Call-me-yours
Darkchivalry
James Tongue
Piememistress

... and particularly for the newcomers, so that you don't feel obliged to go round asking people if they are 'the custard crew', we have an area reserved for us at the front of the bar, just inside the main doors on the right. Look out for a map and a light bulb on the table.

Missed last year but I'll be there and... for the first time so will my dearest so treat her nicely you messy rabble!...should arrive about 4pm, Cheers. (p.s. I used to be Mellifluentone but my login always buggered up so now Daydreamer and actually active! You'll recognize me if you've been at the massive turnout in bham 2012 or 2013 & 2014 summer Splunches in good old Brizzle....

Really looking forwards to it, and some more of that delicious Thatcher's Heritage cider from last time!

Edit: Just found there's an actual event calendar thing where you can indicate you're attending, it's here for this splunch, or under People / Calandar and Alerts on the menu for everything else: https://umd.net/calendar/bristol-splunch-18--20th-a

Can't wait! See you all tomorrow

The Hall is so quiet at this early hour, the morning light streaming through the eastern windows, but as a household that usually keeps late hours, not a soul about above stairs. Just making ready to set off, Cook has prepared a lovely breakfast.

See you all soon!

hey guys what we all going to wear today? wounder is some 1 going to bring 1 pie lol

From the OP: -

It's a 'vanilla' pub social meet ... so smart casual, suitable for a city centre bar on a Saturday afternoon, and NO pies.

I'm just leaving, and I look forward to seeing lots of you lovely people shortly.

I'm bringing ALL the pies Mike.

And she did too. Just got to get consent from all featured, if so will post the photoset!

Another amazing splunch....thanks again Mike for organizing the mayhem lol! Finally got to meet the madness that is @mypierogative....as well as the rest of the gang . Lovely to meet so many newbies too...welcome to our world xx

It was so awesome getting to meet everyone! Wamdaeus has me thinking I need to travel with a second bag with a portable pvc pipe Gunge tank!!!! Agh!!!

Oh.... Side story.... I went out last night after filming and bumped into that bartender that had to clean up the foam!! Ha!! I let him know Yall had nothing to do with that.