The exchange could take place in a car park.

Lisa: Money first...
Regis (rolls his eyes) : It's all there, $14.99
Lisa (hands over VHS tape) : It's in Pal system by the way...
Leon: For just another few dollars you can see ALL the mess and ALL the girls by joining Mostwam TV. It couldn't be easier and with so many ways to pay...

Good way to meet the right one!

But if anyone is thinking "hey, great idea, I might try that" if you squirt a girl with a water pistol in 2018 UK, they'd probably think it was acid or Novichek and call the

mr_pink said:
Good point! Likely to create genuine panic these days.

Happy Wamiversary to the Moomins! I can't believe it's 15 years. You must have been little more than a kid!

I seem to recall seeing Leon's early work with someone wandering along a muddy path in a forest and lying down in it. That must, therefore, have been more than 15 years ago, which makes me .... feel very old!!

15 years? Wow! I've purchased, viewed and loved so many scenes produced by you guys over the years. It's good to have grown up with you (figuratively speaking!). The customs have definitely helped to bring some new ideas, but it's still great to see Lisa get messy though she makes a great host too Here's to another 15 years (so then you can do 30 pies and 30 buckets of gunge right? )

I remember buying Leon's early material on VHS which dates me!

Bra destruction too? I tell you what. you're not doing anyone's blood pressure any good with THAT sort of promise!

Regis, start saving for the air fare.

Lisa, you are a naughty tease.

Leon really didn't need to bring up the conversation, he just showed me.. In the matter of a couple of hours I got squirted with water, dragged into a fountain, thrown in a pool and saw all the artwork on his bedroom walls.
Actions speak louder than words

Wait.. What?? Do you live in a cartoon??
What happened on day two?
You ran through a massive sheet of glass being carried down the road by two men, your dress got caught in the car door, ripping it off and leaving you just in you pants before an anvil crashes down nex to you, you looked at the camera and said 'phew, that was lucky, before a piano lands on your head, before Leon opens the lid and smears a pie in your face???

Thanks so much for the incredible anniversary video; once again MostWam eclipses all competitors in the field with its generous freebies. No one takes a great messing quite like our Lovely Lisa, and this is a truly remarkable extravaganza of pies and grunge.

Lisa, I first fell in love with you when you were a "rocker chick" walking innocently across a bridge only to be assaulted with bright orange pies on the other side. (Would love to see you rock such an outfit again, if only just for old time's sake!) In those days you seemed rather shy in terms of speaking to the audience (I guess that wasn't really part of the deal in early MostWam videos in general) but since then you've developed into the most charming and vivacious wam hostess while remaining every bit as beautiful as your younger self. Leon is truly the luckiest of all possible wammers ... or perhaps he's in a dead heat with BigShipper.

Speaking of which, I've said it before but I think it bears repeating: along with Mrs. Bee, Lisa is my favorite wam model of all time (and not coincidentally, these two comprise my fantasy dream team for the Pie Fight to End All Pie Fights Video.) Lisa and Bee are not only Gorgeous Goddesses of Wam, but they both have the uncanny ability to maintain Drop Dead Class even in the face of dozens of pies to their exquisite features, endless deluges of slime, etc.

And of course, congrats on 15 amazing years, Leon and Lisa. Here's hoping you have many, many more years of happiness together... and that the pies and pints and slime keep flying between you!

Lisa, you look adorable! And Leon looks pretty devilish, like a little boy up to no good, sneaking up behind you with that pie sandwich.

Thanks for all you two contribute to the community! Hope you guys were able to celebrate with some champagne!

As I have gotten to know Lisa, we have developed a nice friendship and a bit of a girl crush on each other! I am amazed at how much we have in common outside the wam world.

Lisa is as lovely on the inside as she is on the outside. It would be hilarious fun to down a bunch of bubbly and have a massive pie fight with her, and perhaps undergo one of Mostwam's signature gungings! We hope to make it over to the UK some time in the next 6 months.

Lisa, congrats on 15 years and your amazing body of work. May you & Leon have many more years of wam and happiness together and thank you for being such wonderful, positive contributors to this community for so long.

Cheers,
Bee xx

I'm going to go away and, erm, 'think' about a Lisa/Mrs Bee combination...

Well there aren't many things that can give you a lump in your throat and a lump in your pants at the same time (although I am sure Regis can cone up with some) - but Leon's love story certainly does

Whoa, that's burying the lede! Can't wait for this.

Mrs. Bee, I know you're gonna be Regis's wingman and give Lisa's top a good hearty tug for your boy here....!

Have someone ready with a bouquet AND bail money, depending on which one you need.

It's a very different world today it seems

Many many Congratulations to you both

15 years is a major milestone and a great achievement and it's lovely to see how strongly the love continues to burn.

Hope you had a wonderful day and here's to the next 15

Congratulations to the Moomins for continuing to do proper slapstick style WAM and not going the porno direction. I have been following your antics pretty much from day one. You arrived on the scene after a number of other Wam legends retired including Messy Toni my first ever Wam discovery and Messy Mercedes. Long may you continue to make beautiful fully clothed WAM videos.

Leon -Thanks for sharing Lisa with us (you lucky bastard). What is the 15 year anniversary, crystal? Hmmm, a crystal Lisa bust, will you send me one if I sponsor it?

Lisa - Like a fine wine you just get better with age. You are such a beauty and it's always a treat to see you messy, may you both enjoy another wonderful 15 years!

Happy wamiversary Lisa and Leon!

Wow!!

Thank you again guys for the lovely words I lead a beautiful, crazy full life thanks in part to you.

Ahhhh MrsBee I can think of nothing better than lazing in a bath of something sloppy, drinking bubbles and being a bit silly and sexy with you

All the love xx

Well, that's one thing that seems to unite the forum...

No pressure, but I think Mrs Bee joining Mostwam for a shoot SOLVE EVERYTHING..

Mrs Bee, Charlotte, Lisa, looking beautiful and getting messy, whilst Sky vibrates quietly next to them.. IT WILL BRING EVERYONE TOGETHER..

Trump and Democrats, Labour and Tory, Tom and Jerry, Wile E Coyote and Roadrunner... All will put aside their differences and finally get along with each other..

This is incredibly good news! In celebration, I'm going to re-post the following creation of mine from a few years back...

Congratulations you guys. That's the ultimate wam dream you're living. And a great idea for a clip. Props!

Messmaster

Thank you Lisa for all the messy shoots and pics for all that years and hoping for many more years of getting messy for your pleasure and certainly ours

Happy Anniversary and thanks for sharing that great story! I'd love to hear how it went from water and beer to pies and slime lol

Mud and custard came next. Both implemented by me incidentally

Wow! You really are the 'one in a million' dream girl that we all seek. How incredibly lucky for Leon.

You were brilliant in my custom shoot where Charlotte got pied by you. Congratulations Lisa

Not sure how I have only just noticed this post. Well done Lisa ! You are an amazing performer with natural charisma on camera. And you don't ever seem to age ! How do you do that ? Must be the mud !

Well, that narrows it down.